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JasonScoolari:
I send that Efulefu mail wey make am vex, he come take he revenge for here. I nor mynd am

You get mynd o

Girl 2 is 100% Nigerian evening newspaper! I can bet siofrà's left brezz.

See as e resemble watery sperm

JasonScoolari:
Hello bro.... Good morning.

Morning Jay.

How e dey play? Be like you chop breakfast for the other account?

Congratulations to the bride.

Candidlady:
One day

Not happening. Men are scum, remember??

What's the rational behind fat people getting offensive when being told they're fat?

Same fat person will lose weight and start flaunting and admiring her new body. Eniola badmus is a perfect example.


You're fat, you're fat
You're slim, you're slim
You're beautiful, you're beautiful
You're ugly, you're ugly.

Learn to embrace your personality. If you don't like how you look, work on yourself.

Shalom!

Igbo boys are buying all the mansions in Lagos state. Investors vibe

Almiron:
Let is be on record that Japan beat Germany and Spain.

And got beaten by Costa Rica.

Foolish people!

While the Senegalese team are in Qatar making the country and Africa proud, the senseless lawmakers are there disgracing their country. Tueh! Bastards!

Magnoliaa:
Same way you've been keeping tabs on threads I follow and the nationality of men I like?

See, just goan and rest, dude.

I nor dey mood to fight this night, because unlike you, I nor carry h8 for heart, constantly seeking to dig up a grave of bitter brawls and shit, when all parties have sheathed their swords and moved on.

You're mentioning me, and then expect me not to see the notifications? Like, how?

E call am keeping records. Mtcheeeewwwwww.

Back to your ******, plis.

Dey soliloquize dey go ontop my mention.

Lol @ "nationality of men I like"

I fight to the end, I don't sheath sword.


Btw, seems your crazy ally don chop ban. Poor girl

ahnie:
No wonder you no tall.
Na grilled fish you suppose take run Heineken.
Or grilled chicken as make e go well.

Alchee goes with any available chewables.

Magnoliaa:
The same way your 3" dìck was rising below when you were making these comments about me?

See as he respond when e never even reach one second I posted...I'll bet you must have been anticipating the mention from me, on whatever would eventually made me do so, lmao.

Good to know you demons are keeping records of when mentioned.

ahnie:
Which community you from come seff?
You don see where dem dey use fried dodo dey step down with Heineken?

Fada lawd

Na so we dey run am for my end here.

ahnie:
Oya take

Correct...I forgive you.

You fit add am chilled Heineken?

Magnoliaa:
Iffa hear.

Shey na for this same thread Zonebie ignored me? And on the other threads all over NL that he has been mentioning me on?

I don't know what delusional world y'all live that make you feel like what you ain't.

Hide under the cover of giving zero fks and attention na; me I'll just let you know that I am here in case you wanna change your mind and enter the Common Sense ring and let's brain-fight out the so-called bitter of this thread.

Anywhere you see the moniker "zonefree", na so your medieval clit go just dey tickle

ahnie:
My temper wan rise na o

E no go still fit boil yam.

ahnie:
Bia nwoke'm rapu'm nau ogini zi

Stop feeling too important.

ahnie:
Hey you again....I don't have strength for your wahala.

December just started....I want to keep some clean slate.my body dey pepper me this evening.

You get abiii

Stay out of Nairaland if you need a clean state. There's no sanity here and you know that.

ahnie:
Me I bought these some weeks ago for 350 naira at the mall.
THing's are really cheaper now...buhari is working.

Isoko Amaka, you're a ritualist. So you have 350 to spend on frivolities?

immortalcrown:
Something musk make a man angry.

May ELONHIM console him.

The suspect claimed that when he pointed his gun and pulled the trigger, he saw an antelope rather than a person.

It's only in Yorubaland human beings dey resemble antelope.

Penguin2:
Even as I took the pain to summarize what’s contained in the chats, you still couldn’t read it and you ended up disgracing yourself in public.

Until you leave your parents house, you'll never understand how to play matured in relationship. Limit how you eat "mama thank you", it's affecting your reasoning!

I just don't understand how some guys reason.

A relationship of 3 years and you want to force your girlfriend to eat the food? Because she's not comfortable eating the stew prepared by her with 'rotten' tomatoes, then that means breakup

Wtf!

Munzy14:
Lmao..you be case o.

Ugwu nwaanyi wu nwoke luru ya.

Ara before nwoke luru ya

How a girl appears determine the kind of guys she meet. Learn to take care of yourself so you can be attracting better guys.

Tallesty1:
Abeg the food remain?

habsydiamond:
The babe fvcked up big thing... why cook what you won't eat for ur boo

It's my money and my food. If she no wan eat, that's her business. It's a 3-year old relationship. Their level of understanding should be above this nonsense!

Nonso92:
I'd kick her the fcvk outta my life and never look back.

Taa! Disembark from this careless capping!

One time one girl was cooking in my kitchen and she was selecting only the fresh tomatoes. After slicing the tomatoes, she was about discarding the "rotten" ones, God being merciful, I entered the kitchen. I immediately warned her never to segregate or waste resources in my house. Nothing vex me pass to waste food.

The foolish boy is just looking for excuse to dump the girl. Childish behaviour!

The Nation Newspaper is one of the most useless media outlets in then world!

Munzy14:
Nwoke anahu aju Ara na..

From nke nne ya.

To nke enyi ya Nwaanyi.

From nke enyi nwaanyi to nke nwunye ya..

Back to back

Ara di nma o..Even proverb si anyi ñnuwa.

Ara wu ndu.

Ugwu nwaanyi wu Ara