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Your sisters go sabi gossip well well. How they take pokenose no say new neighbour no get basic things

Curves that can be turned OFF and ON ain't much curve to me.

Wike made the vow on Monday, December 5, at a flag-off ceremony for a road project in Eleme, Rivers State.

Wike don use project finish Rivers state. Rivers state people are lucky to have him as Governor.

Rokiatu45:
I don’t own you an explanation.

Cos you got nothing to offer aside smelly kpekus!

ahnie:
17:59 no bad Sha.

4:20 no bad as well.

ahnie:
Just this small chitchat you don dhey puff like adder.
Why you always like to reject food after every fights...chai how I wish my significant half dey do like this,but na that time food go dey sweetam to chop.

So, after pissing him off, na food you dey use pacify him?

ahnie:
I m about going out to get grilled fish,would you want me to get one for you?
I know your love chilled Heineken nwoke'm.

I no want. I'm already on 4:20 with 1759.

Rokiatu45:
No a wealthy heterosexual man.

There are many of them
Why would I have to choose a gay one?

So, what special thing will you offer a wealthy heterosexual man?

ahnie:
Truth hurt?
We're not fighting,just telling you truth.
Aren't you a Nigerian?
With Nigerian roots!

You got to put an end to insulting Nigerian women.
I never finish you wan fight me...keep your grin steady like broccoli.
God bless you nwoke'm,I come in udo!

I'm in a good mood now, I'll let this slide.

[quote author=ahnie post=118924144][/quote]You're not ready for this, are you?

ahnie:
Rie nsi nwoke'm.
Glad your mum m sisters are not exempted isn't that great




Someone actually pleaded with me to culf my temper.

Who's the senseless morón that pleaded with you?

ahnie:
She must have done something.... perhaps some dirty secrets he just found out.
Either she's a community project which some gloriousgnola has invested massively on or she has kids n hid it from him.
Another sure bet fit be say...na kayamata she use and the waistbead don cut and bobo Chicago eyes don clear.

Are they all not community project?

Daddyck will disagree with you

blamingthedevil:
It's high level academic think thank ...Royal Institute of International Affairs

Tinubu and think thank should never be in the same sentence.

nairavsdollars:
What is the essence of the Chatham House lecture sef?

To deceive his urchins.

Mightymanna:
please translate it, I don't know what it means but it sounds VAWULENT

The vawulence is better unexplained

C'est Criminal

Onucs:
A married woman will leave her two kids to come and stay with your friend from morning to evening everyday. Haba Linus

Guy, are you sure you stay in Nigeria?

Anthony Joshua took the best decision of his life by avoiding fight with this Fury.

The way this Fury for beat AJ eeh, e for be national disgrace. God of AJ is alive

98.768% of Nigerian married women below the age 45 cheat on their husband, though we're not ready for this discussion.

pretydiva:
She's only making a fool and caricature of herself. This my gender no get shame again

Your gender is a big disgrace to humanity. Tueh!

idomalord:
the hug is genuine.

May d good lord provide us with genuine babes

You're easily deceived.

Axis313:

Thank God they didn't meet soldiers or other law enforcement officers on their way,they will be singing different song by now,either here or in the great beyond.

They can't be so foolish to dress that way from home.

1Sharon:
He later regretted his decision.

Religion is truly a problem, It didn't save him.

You followed him to grave to ascertain he regretted his decision?

house10studios:
I heard its 4k naira now

Na mumu and people wey no get generator for house dey go cinema.

Use 2k buy fuel, incase NEPA wan do "as usual"

Use the remaining 2k buy coke, popcorn, and SK,.

Close door and window blinds.

Switch off lights for your room.

There you have your mini cinema at home.

You demolished someone's building cos of a scarf

Ontarioo:
I requested the delivery guy let me see it before payment, but he refused.

Next time when they refusedto let you see before payment, tell them to go back with the goods that you're not interested again.

Funny how polygamy is a huge crime in a developed nation.

Na the same shoe. Put a Caucasian leg on it and pose same way.

I don't know if it's just me, I love to read stories like this. It gladdens my heart and appeals my soul.

Dude is obviously a good man and he said he doesn't think he can live anymore. The world
does not need good men again.

God bless that girl abundantly for restoring sanity to the world.

Demons 1

Simps 0

Redemption at last.

At the last minute, he realized there's no gain getting married to a Nigerian girl.


Alpha 1

Feminists 0