₦airaland Forum

Hezzyluv:
You self....
I for knack you some venom from my mouth for not knowing that you shouldn't quote some witwit comments. Particularly, from Bobrisky personal assistance.

Quoting him equals wastin your tym.

No vex egbon

He's not cheap; just feeding him costs $7k. Hair costs $5,000 each month. Fuel and shopping cost $5,000.

On which head Bobrisky dey put over N3M hairs every month? A head that can't recite 36 States and capital?

CivilEngineer90:
I really liked them, their fast forward editing was always on point with the facial expressions and background laughter. The issue with blacks is pride. Look at migos, small game offset started misbehaving. The battles of life is too strong to be fought alone u need your team.

Not only pride, and greed too. Sharing their income into 5 or 4 forced them to start their own personal comedies thinking they will retain the fame and source of the income.

I used to enjoy their comedy back then.

They couldn't manage money and fame, they reason they dwindled like a Nigerian evening newspaper brezz.

what should i do pls help

Stop eating beans.

Munzy14:
Call it anything but Love

Love will get him killed.

What did you smoke, bro?

ElderStateMann:
No election in Yorubaland. Any Yoruba man or woman that comes out to vote on election day must regret his or her life. There will be no election in the whole Yorubaland. Know this and know peace

Nigerian Army are saying Hi.

If these Yoruba terrorists insist on "No Election in Yorubaland ", then FG has no choice than to treat them in a language they understand.

Say No to Yoruba Terrorists!

Taraba - Nullified

Akwa ibom - Nullified

APC is heading to doom. Unserious party!

What's with the feminine colour pink

I'm beginning to believe Jaruma claim of Ned under the hypnosis of Regina

ojun50:
Night class na for people wey no sabi book

85% of people wey dey go night class na to press bobbi.

There's nothing you or your family members can do again, your beloved sister has been dickmatized.

How do you guys even expect to cage a 24-year-old Nigerian girl

Where you waka go see a virgin Nigerian girl? God dey really ordain your footsteps, obviously

Till tomorrow, I still don't know or understand why Nigerians are taking side with ASUU.

ASUU as a union is not considering the students.

The President
The Minister of Education
The Minister of Labour

All their children are not schooling in Nigeria. They're not affected in any way, if you like strike in the next 30 years, e no concern them.

Most of the ASUU members, their children are schooling in private universities.

The lecturers will shut the school against innocent average Nigerians for 8 months and still be feeling entitled, yet average Nigerians are still supporting them

ASUU don dey go strike for ages with no result, and they're still striking. Are there no other better ways to express their grievances? It's only a fool that will be doing same thing over and over again and be expecting different result.

Ireportlive:
Actually I am voting him for a second term

No one cares, bro.

Ireportlive:
Our Diaspora Governor

Ajala traveler jnr

Wife and Son in Texas

Daughter in San Francisco

Main Business in Rivers State

Moh, all these cos he's in PDP?

Tinubu should run Quarter marathon with daughter Iyaloja, I want to check something.

JASONjnr:
I had a girl who would easily say it but will do the exact thing again in the nearest seconds....


Infact, I'd prefer she don't say it than say it and won't mean it.

Correct.

I've had this experience that I hate any girl telling me SORRY.

To say SORRY is another manipulative tools of a woman.

It's much better to do the right thing than saying SORRY every time.

An average Nigerian girl can cry her eyes out and be saying SORRY to you yet she's craving for another gbola.

It's far better than having premarital sex with a Nigerian girl. You risk getting infected or impregnating someone's daughter.

Tinubu should first DO better in Iragbiji his hometown before promising to DO better for Nigerians.

Blame your parents, leave innocent God out of this.

Tomorrow now, when he sees his fellow armed boko boys or bandits with same weapons, he will drop his alleged sophisticated weapon and japa. He will still come online and blame FG for not providing them with rockets, missiles and nuclear warheads.

APC got no level this coming election. The election is between Labour party and PDP.

Tinubu should as a matter of southern unity, collapse his structure for Peter Obi cos it's quite obvious that's what Kwankwaso will do for Atiku.

. I am so happy because the lady in question is like a mother to the family

Is this the new wedding slangs now

Nonywendy:
bros pls I advice u to move on. The pain of her later dumping u will be much. Rather move on now it's early and have peace of mind

But, she don dump him already na, which one be "pain of her later dumping you" again

SHE TOLD ME THAT HER UNCLE WANT HER TO BE WITH THE GUY AND SHE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

FhiBi:
I asked my mother and she said until I have sense.

You can't stay with your parents and still have sense. Sense will only come to you when you start staying on your own. That's when you'll realise the toothpaste you always waste in your father's house is N1200 in the market.

Another one.

Did Israel meet Buhari or any of his representative recently?

horlahwaley:
Exactly, why would you just dash someone you meet in a month 10k just like that. Without her doing atleast something for you?. As in wtf

I'm sure he's broke at the moment, the reason he didn't chest the 30k billing.

A girl you're yet to meet or even smash you sent her 10k and you're still asking if you overreacted by failing to gift her 30k


SIMPs are terrorist!