₦airaland Forum

As you failed to attend to her financial needs, she changed your name from "Babe" to "Bro" in a jiffy.

Typical Nigerian girl

Skyfornia:
Don't give up brother...

But you see this word 'Networking'? It is very important, it is one of the things that will make way for many people in life. Show me your friend(s) and I will tell you who you are.

To succeed in life, you need to build network of people, make friends with reasonable people, people with potentials, when you are down, they will lift you up. They will connect you to opportunities..

Igbo adage "Onye nwere nmadu ka onye nwere ego". Go figure it out!

You have no friends till you test their loyalty. One may have over a hundred influential people with potential but none will be there for him when he most needs them.

If everyone starts looking for people with potentials to make friends with, the broke, wretched and dejected will have no one to roll with cos no one will consider them.

That Igbo adage of "Onye nwere nmadu ka onye nwere ego" is a fallacy and archaic. One billion dollars in my account is far better than all the people in my community!

Wike is one of the best and working Governors in Nigeria. His works speak for him. Flyover everywhere.


As e dey pain dem, E dey sweet us.

MarketDispatch:
Since you are in the UK, you will only see or be shown what she wants you to see from facetime etc . A true representative is to carry out discreet checks to know what she does when she is out and about,

If you are ready to pay, some Nairalanders will be willing to carry it out for you.

One who pays to checkmate the activities of a Nigerian girl is being foolish and wasteful. These demons are already damaged, why wasting funds to ascertain the level of her damaged lifestyle

shege45:
let me advise u. When coming back, surprise her, dnt let her know you are coming back. Once you see her, check her phone then you will know if she is only for you. If she says her phone is private and doesn’t give you, just knack am den free am, Cus shez for us

@bolded shows you're the true son of your father. You're one of the few sensible men alive. International SIMP wants to personalize our community project. It must end in pains

gloryhomemaker:
Vendetta kwa

I will give you correct Okra soon.

Thank you Zonefree.

I can't wait.

Jisie ike.

mariahAngel:
Nne, would I ever mind when it has to do with plantains?
And you used crinkle cutter to make it look beautiful.

Thanks for showing how to make it without having to put in the oven.
My mistake then was trying to flip, and everything fell apart.

Zonefree will not partake in this one.
He only likes ofe and akpu.

Lol

E'som unu emege ihe ndi Frittata abi Vendetta

Biko, nyem akpu with Ofe okra this weekend make I use take see front .

Nice one Glory, you have a special place in Heaven.

PlayMaker14:
Lol, with standard brezz.

Lol

“ I used the remaining N300,000 to plant corn in the village”

One million for oloshos, 300k for agriculture.

What a diversified kidnapper!

You're just jealous. I pray never to have a colleague like you in any workplace.

The chief bridesmaid is looking gojous.

You really needs to be adding protein to your menu.

If not that most Nigerian girls are damaged, his requirements are minimal.

Mtcheeeeew!

Cos APC presidential candidate is not sellable in South South.

Ofemmanu1:
Hitmans Bodyguard tho..

Samuel Jackson's got a bad mouth.


Darius Kincaid : The single most awesome shot I've made in my entire hitman career. 300 meters through a firm C-cup titty-sized window.


Michael Bryce : My job is to keep you out of harm's way.
Darius Kincaid : Shit, motherfucker. I am harm's way.


Darius Kincaid : Question for a higher power. Who is more wicked, he who kills evil motherfuckers or he who protects them?

Darius Kincaid : I made that jump on one leg.
Michael Bryce : I made that jump without jumping.


Darius Kincaid : That shit was two years ago, man. You gonna be a little bitch about it?
Michael Bryce : You're on your own!
Darius Kincaid : Well, good! I'll be safer on my own!
Michael Bryce : You won't last one hour without me! You'll be dead in a minute!
Darius Kincaid : Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're about as useful as a condom in a convent.
Michael Bryce : Eat my ass!
Darius Kincaid : That's what she said!
Michael Bryce : Suck it!
Darius Kincaid : Bleep you!


Sonia Kincaid : Oh, baby, it's so romantic that you broke out of prison for our anniversary.
Darius Kincaid : No way was I gonna miss it this year, Corazón.
Sonia Kincaid : Ay, mi cucaracha.
Darius Kincaid : Happy anniversary.
Sonia Kincaid : Happy anniversary, motherfucker.


Darius Kincaid : The Bible says to never take revenge, to leave it to the Lord. But I wasn't prepared to wait that long.

Darius ; You screwèd up when you mess with my bodyguard.

Will be horrific to behold the two vaginas

Revolution2022:
They say dollar has crashed.Like,was it not #270 before Buhari took over from Jonathan?Did one dollar crashed to #270 or less? Anything short of this is not yet crashed.

Dollar was 216 before Buhari took over not 270.

These demons don litter this one for dustbin

Vinnie2000:
OP, As for Patience...

Remember dat Ladies have Biological Clock...

Once They hit 28,29,30 Years of Age,

Their Suitors Reduces Drastically and they join Evening Newspapers League Like dat Magnolia of a Girl!

So If NigeriaGirl no dey Patient, I No Blame am@All.

You sure say you read the post at all

All these stress for a Nigerian girl

That okpa anu is roughly 2k in my area with enough abeg.

successmatters:
You cannot kill every one who is angry at the state of things.

So, any angry person is free to snatch rifle from soldiers?

Terrorists from SW must collect if they do anyhow... That's the order!

udofia234:
I'm clean guys!!! The boy is threatening to frame me before the dad and I don't want to have that experience of military beating

Clear conscience fears no accusation.

Car washer!

You'll be washing car, another dude will be driving the car on a fast lane.

PeterObi4LP:
That is because email is use for the registration instead of phone number. So people can create fake email as many as possible and use it to register.

You still need a phone number to create a valid email.

Skyfornia:
Frame you up how? E be like say your own way no pure too, why are you scared?

Just imagine a teacher scared of disciplining a student under his care cause he is scared of frame up.. that teacher has failed.

One of the roles of a teacher is to shape a child into his bright future.

The guy never tell us why he's scared. It's obvious he's not clean.

If you're innocent, why are you so scared of being framed up?

Maybe you're lashing the nanny and the boy is aware.

budaatum:
Land of the Free and Home of the Brave.

There's nothing bravery about immorality.

Who dash monkey banana

CoronaVirusRelo:
Economy is almost getting to a point of no return and we need a demigod like His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu to revitalize our economy, and steer on course.

Why I believe the blueprint of His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, on economy. His vast years of experience and competence, is what is required in Nigeria at the moment.

The political Albert Einstein of Nigeria will not fail if track-records are put to the table. Asiwaju is a in-depth thinker, welcomes constructive criticisms, has a network of "proven" best hands, and same time a genius with foresight and continuous improvement!

I am certain, assured and reassured that, Asiwaju only needs to replicate his achievements, and Nigeria will be right back on course!

God bless His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu

Pity your children!

I never knew this blessedmercy8 is same person as Mercychen, aka Channah.


Only one person chop swallow and yam porridge at a sitting Tomorrow now, they'll be complaining of protruded belly.