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Ordinary washed Rashford dey bench you, how much more goal machine Osimhen
Make Ronaldo go China or America go rest abeg.

Another massive cash out for Tinubu.

My girl call me and told me that the Rider said she has to pay first before testing

You should have instructed your girl to tell the rider to go back with the item that you're not interested again.

One delivery guy delivered an Invicta watch and was insisting I pay first before opening the package. I told him to go back I'm not buying again unless I open the package. He got no option than to allow me open my package.

TheSourcerer:
nope Z, since 1420

Isoko.

UnusualEmissary:
Are you sure? Police men or just some random men wearing black?

Nigerian policemen. They're brothers-in-arm.

TheSourcerer:
*coughs* exec emr

ABC?

GLouis:
I have bn thinking of this , Trust me I no get there time. Thanks

Correct, you're on the right track. Any vagina that flags you down for a lift, splash her dirty water.

TheSourcerer:
No , Aro is Vikings , baggas, seakings

Eiyes are shirts , airlords , blue boys , abacrier

Caprisonne!

That's good. She has my full support.

Playmaker14. Jay, abeg how do we handle this lady's numerous wahala

Don't allow any vaginarian to monopolize the front seat of your car.

Next time you see a dead person, tell him to share sure 10 odds for boys abeg. There's no need for them to disappear. They should try and be useful to hustlers like us.

Theresa is the only feminine name in the riddle.

"THERE'S A"

As an Obidient, I'll always say the truth Atiku is the prettiest, no doubt. She looks like one classy, rich and soft lady.

Tinubu resemble a wicked woman ditched by her lover, then she finds solace in smoking weed and alcohol.

Nick Cannon has nine kids with six women.

Who are these women opening legs for this guy

Everyday, women are working hard to prove to the world they're nothing but Baby making machine. I pity this generation

orion7:
Chinese govt did not ban Nigerians. There is a difference


But you are a Buhari supporter Una nor get sense before. Dont quote me again pls

I think you quote the wrong guy.

rottennaija:
When you go to another man's country, behave yourself and respect the laws of the country. Didn't buhari tell you people that? Rather, it's drugs, cultism you know.

Shut up!

Did Buhari ban Chinese from entering Nigeria when the Chinese guy murdered an innocent Hausa girl in her home?

That Kanye rain boots go good for this flood here.

Munzy14:
The only brand new I know is cash..

Hahahaha... Okay o. Jay go still tell me sha

Munzy14:
Lmao them go host night vigil for you.

They fitn't. Lol


How's your brand new SM?

mariahAngel:
OK. Just let me know when your birthday is, so that I can bake the cake and eat it on your behalf.

Onye nri

mariahAngel:
I don't even know where to begin.
Thank you so much.

As for the order, we only deliver cakes for now.

My birthday is next month. My cake don sure be that


Your shortcake looks yummy. Can I have a bite, biko?

virginprincess:
Men are very selfish,they only care about themselves,once they have accomplish their mission they leave you to yourself, satisfied or not satisfied is non of their business.

Give your life to Christ!

begoniaa:
Beloved? You're unbelievable.

Don't be jealous, darling.

phuckcheet:
how did you manage to come up with that conclusion sir, have you met her?

Take my word for it and save your sanity, she's not a virgin that's the only reason she's still single .

phuckcheet:
i av always wanted to marry a virgin please give me the honor

Virginprincess is not a virgin, save your sanity.

How person wey dey beg for 8 months salary go come give over 700K to his students? Is he a ritualist or kidnapper?

Nigerian lecturer gift over 600K to his students Every sane person suppose know this is fake news. Nigerian lecturers are not that nice