₦airaland Forum

Also test if she get sense...that's the most important test.

The question is, why should a sane guy send a Nigerian girl money on her birthday? What's the money for? A broke and wretched girl demanding to celebrate her birthday has nothing to offer humanity! She's a waste of space!

One slim babe played this local trick on me 3 months ago. Me wey be cannot .

Nigerian girls are just not creative. They've been using this format for over 2 decades. No innovation, just fish brain. Tueh!

begoniaa:
Why are you being a scaredy, "balless" nigga when you know I am on this profile? You for mention me with this moniker wey I go take quick see am now.

Epa.

Now you don see am, wetin come happen? Be like you wan collect leprosy this hot afternoon

Tinubuadvocate:
Can you tell me why elites dn't support peter obi aspiration peter obi a former governor two terms for that matter. Not even former governor or his former aides supporting him.

Apga don't have candidate for presidential candidate why soludo not openly declare for peter obi? Where is victor umahi and co?

Who told you APGA doesn't have presidential candidate? How about Peter Umeadi?

Too much agbado and cassava don dey block most part of your brain.

JFlex099:
Make sure you report him to the STATE CID at PANTI Yaba Fast!

He needs to be arrested!

Die this useless talk abeg. Can't you decipher that girl is a troublesome Olosho who met her match?

God bless that driver for insisting on collecting his money. Most Olosho will book ride with no intention of paying. Nonsense!

Odetokun3:
Bandits don't repent bro. They can only repent in death. But the effrontery is massive!

But, APC government forgives repentant bandits and send them back to the society?

Administration1:
Imagine the effrontery!
A dead bandit is better than a repentant bandit!

A repentant bandit is a product of Buhari's APC.

Good job gallant men. I love news like this with pictorial evidence.


See this one with market women apron. For em mind he's wearing bullet vest. Foolish terrorist!

virginprincess:
It is your own future wife that was deflowered with fanta and meat pie,besides the kind of man God will give to me is not the type of man that will attach so much importance to virginity even if i'm a virgin.

So, after living a promiscuous lifestyle, a non virgin girl expected God to give her the type of man that will not be bothered about her virginity?

Dear ladies, learn to close your legs to help save God from listening to some selfish prayers.

Michelle70:
All these jamb questions.

I think first date is about finding something common that u both like

First date with a 9ja girl is to find the depth and width of her kpekus...any other thing is baseless and waste of time.

Na Nigerian girls you wan ask all these questions

PrinceOfLagos:
He won't even get 15% in Lagos

You're a true Omoluabi.

virginprincess:
So sweet ,my future partner must propose to me in a very special way too like this.

When you're not a virgin

A guy deflowered you with Fanta and meat pie, and you expected me to propose to you in a very special way. Are Fanta and meat pie special

joking,only for him to confess to me yesterday that he cheated on me with someone last week

.yesterday he was on his knees begging me,

What a SIMPle man.

Cheat wey others dey cheat dey close mouth, e reach your turn, you dey form Romeo. Ode!

He was on his knees begging person wey never kneel down beg God or em Mama, come dey kneel dey beg a Nigerian girlfriend

PlayMaker14:
The advantages of living alone outnumbered the disadvantages...


1. When you live alone, you have the luxury of walking around nakked, sitting on the couch watching football match nakked. (which I normally do)

2. Peace of Mind, no need explaining this.

3. When you live alone, you can throw your jeans anyhow you like and still come back to meet it where you left it 7yrs after..

4. The luxury of not sharing TV remote and bed with anyone.

5. Scratching your yansh (sweety), it can only be achieved if you live alone.

6. As a terrible dancer who's shy of dancing publicly, you can dance to your satisfaction if you live alone and commend yourself.

7. You can smoke and drink anywhere in the house.

The agbado source is "The will Nigeria". Wtf is The will Nigeria

TMTR:
They all over social media especially Instagram looking flashy and be posting y'all Niggas can't afford me but their bank account can't flash MTN to MTN

That shit crazy

Nairaland produces the highest number of broke girls. Instagram still dey learn work.

There are more broke girls here than on Facebook. Siofra, candidlady, Jennyclay, Iyaebe and magnoliaa know what I'm saying.

FORHII:
Not hating on him oh.....this act does not guarantee a happy home. I'm just passing by.

He's a foolish man. See his tiny waist na

To kneel and beg a Nigerian liability to be his responsibility Waste of space!

Broke Nigerian girls are terrorist! Avoid them!

On air SIMP!

Looks like they pressed his neck

WizKid should calm down, he'll get over it.

One of the greatest news i've read for a long time. Bravo bandits. Thanks for helping us eradicate foolishness out of Nigeria. A sane Nigeria is what we want.

Man United will cut the ticket.

OP, tell us the full story abeg.

duduade:
Please make arrangements for a divorce... Then relocate

I would have said relocation first..... but I am worried your kids who are already close to their father who is your husband will eat you out


And you took all these for how many years
Do you want to wait till he pummels one of your maids to death


Tufiakwa on your husband


This life na jeje o ...
If you die today from all this torture and depression, he will bring in another woman to replace you...

To think he is just contributing a mere 5% to the running of the family....Sorry to say HE MUST BE AN EMPTY BARREL

I spit on him as a fellow man to him. I am so livid

You spit on him without first hearing his own part of the allegation

Moh247:
The only thing you can get from a Romantic relationship that you can't get from a platonic relationship is sex...

All other things you get from your girlfriend like companionship and loyalty you can get that from any regular friend

Conclusively, relationship with a Nigerian girl is basically for sex.

You and this your head warmer. Remember to take it off when on transit before they mistake you for a soldier and waste your precious life.

Moh247:



One thing I always tell people is avoid sexual tension

Sexual tension leads to rape and sexual harassment... 7 years in prison is not a joke

Sexual tension might lead you to accept a loveless relationship just because of sex and that would ruin your self esteem for life


If you have to masturbate do it with limit or get a girlfriend


.

So, one should get a girlfriend cos of sex. Does that means girls are solely for sex?

After paying ransom, the man may come out and still be supporting APC. I won't be surprised

Msmither:
I've been thinking about this.
At the back of my house I planted less than 10 tomato plant.
I was surprised at the yeild.
Right now I have a 4 liter paint bucket full of tomatoes that some are even wasting already.

I harvest it every 2 days, it's just too much.

I was thinking what If I had a couple plots full of tomatoes, the yield would be insane.

You already got your answer. Thread closed.

blackparadise:
u didn't say anything

Why are you stressing your life over a Nigerian liability? What do you benefit in all these?

That girl don use manipulations finish your life. I wonder the type of sin you committed that devil want to use that girl to scatter your life. I pray for your redemption.

" I later confronted her that is she a virgin ,she said she was raped in school then "




Ask 97.982% of non virgin Nigerian girls how and who deflowered them, this is always their response. Some will tell you they got deflowered riding bicycle


It's becoming stale already. Can't you ladies devise new format?