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See how the girl distanced her face from the guy's mouth odour. The Mumu SIMP is trying to force a kiss on the fish brain. Onye iberibe!

Mad generation!

There's no foolishness greater than to kneel and beg a Nigerian girl to be responsibility!

I've failed as a father if I have a son like this. Tueh! I spit on his forehead!

The worst mistake of a man is to be in a relationship with a Nigerian girl. There are more important things a man can engage his time, energy and finances on, e.g, fish and fowl rearing, taking care of stray dogs, farming.

All these are far better and noble than being in a relationship with a Nigerian liability.

fman:
All I see is [color=#d00099]Bress!![/color]
@the first pix

Konji go finish you bayi...try find nearby babe wey you go dey use hold body.

Na Manure and their useless players cause this insult from this sick looking almajiri.

Chopchopfine:
I chop more than 10

That's you being fair.

You been fry the plantain keep before making the sauce?

If yes, you try.

If na me, I must chop the fried plantain finish before the sauce go ready

Merch:
What if the game cut? You for no talk anything, ogbeni game na luck

Ok

Holywater123:
How sure?

You for don dey chop suya with predator energy drink if talk say you listen to me.

You find solace in teenage girls shows you're cunning and crafty. Fear no dey gree you approach matured girls hence you always settle with little naive girls. Na God go punish you.

mjuvey3:
I appreciate...I just had to pour out my heart on this platform.

I understand but life isn't meant to be easy. The hurdles and challenges are what made it to be called LIFE. Brace up, better days ahead.

Holywater123:
How sure?

99% sure. The remaining 1% na referee hand e dey.

mjuvey3:
Happy sunday nairalanders

Life as they say,is a warfare not a funfare.

But why is life so harsh on some of us?

Why can't God ask if someone wanna come to this world before creating someone?

[b]I've been having suicidal thoughts b[/b]ut I don't know what awaits me in the afterlife.

I just wish I was never born,At least you'll be non existing.

How can a well behaved and intelligent person like me be going through hardship in this life.

Please anyone with any type of job that I can do in lagos should help me out....I don't need money,I need a job I can be earning daily or weekly.... Please help me out before I give up on life.

No employer would love to employ a suicidal employee. Purge yourself of every negativity before seeking for a job.

Na betting be your sure plug in this scenario.

Use it and stake Man city to win Man U and collect 25k in 2 hours.

Let's be frank to ourselves, Food For Kayode(FFK) is working for APC cos of em belle. Man is totally a PDP man. He breathes PDP as air, just that in his quest to satisfy his gluttonous self, he gats comprise and dine with the devils.

My prayers are with Manchester United fans today.

The day is still fresh na

robinso01:
Melon soup.

There's nothing like melon soup. It's egusi soup. Don't westernise our local soup.

I'm thanking God for giving Nigerians Peter Obi to rescue us from sufferings.

HocusPocus:
sharp, you Sabi the way nau

Glo and MTN jare
Which yeye Airtel
Airtel that won't even let you dial *123# and show you balance
Until hours later

I usually dial *123# like 4 times before they show balance.

Though, Airtel is the best for me.

Persephone1:
Wrong description! I no fat

I maintain, contribute to the topic or get out!

Of course you're fat, you're massive. Work on yourself before you turn to what I don't know. Goodnight.

Persephone1:
Oga, contribute to the topic like your fellow men and stop forcing your presence on a lady.

Intelligent or not, fellow guys are dropping epistles. Do same or get out!

Bag of beans, you've been noticed.. shift abeg.

MufasaLion:
Stress not!

Since his family already cut ties with you, that should even be a big relief because that gives you, your mother and siblings (if you got any) the more power to decide on the funeral arrangement.

A great man is not buried by wife and children ONLY.

. My Mom have decided not to have anything to do with them ever since and also wish to bury him here at our place of residence not in the village.

I'm not sure your late father will be happy with this arrangement.

Magnoliaa:
Hit your head on a rock after you're done finding your way out of my mentions.

Your mentions? Darling, this is Seun Osewa platform.

ASAPFERG1:
Go join ayes or Vikings.. If to say you be cultist, them for nor try that nonsense because them for fear reprisal

He mustn't be a cultist to rgd his way out of that situation. It's just a simple sturve.

No matter your level of attainment, if you're not street wise, you're nothing but a loaf of bread.

You're just like a pot of soured beans in the eyes of your parents after the incident. Some of y'all think life is all about blowing grammar upandan and be forming gentle guy.

I've failed as a father if I have a son like you. Tueh!

Magnoliaa:
Sorry, ibo lo ti ja wa, bi dog without chain for im neck?

Why are you in my mentions? Iwo ati tani Maggi? Maggi una your mouth there.

Drink water when you're done bleating.

Correct guy.


With Obi, no more Olosho for Nigeria.

Magnoliaa:
Nobody cares.

Swear you don't care, Maggi

stevnwigw1:
No light here in Owerri since morning today

There was light where i stay in Owerri this morning.

Let's be frank to ourselves, are we suppose to celebrate this