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Romance › Re: My Fiancée Wants Us To Relocate To Canada by Zonefree(m): 3:15am On Sep 27, 2022
Like asif Canada is Kano undecided

Na so e dey easy to relocate? Girl wey no get reach 100k for account dey pressure you for Canada relocation undecided

The earlier you dump that girl, the better for your sanity.
Romance › Re: Single Guys Thread: Can You Marry A Rude, Proud And Arrogant Virgin? by Zonefree(m): 8:18pm On Sep 26, 2022
yyba:
it those not guarantee peace of mind, it depends on individual who is really ready to face the reality of marriage . Olosho that is ready can be a good wife , a virgin that is not ready can be a bad wife
At bolded, so hilarious grin

Seems you're presently dating olosho. grin


Never convert a hoe to a wife, for the sake of your sanity... please.
Romance › Re: Single Guys Thread: Can You Marry A Rude, Proud And Arrogant Virgin? by Zonefree(m): 7:01pm On Sep 26, 2022
yyba:
Being Virgin those not guarantee she be a good wife
But, it will guarantee peace of mind unlike when you settle with a retired Olosho.
Romance › Re: Single Guys Thread: Can You Marry A Rude, Proud And Arrogant Virgin? by Zonefree(m): 6:52pm On Sep 26, 2022
Let's be frank to ourselves, it's mostly non virgin broke and wretched Nigerian evening newspapers that exhibit these characters you mentioned.

Siofra, Jennyclay, RozRoss etc, will attest to what I just said.

Buhari should draft non virgin Nigerian girls into the Army to help fight insurgency. That's the only way they can be useful to the society.


#Teamvirgin.
God bless all slim virgin Nigerian girls.
Sports › Re: Fury calls Joshua a coward for failing to meet 5pm deadline. Fight called off by Zonefree(m): 6:35pm On Sep 26, 2022
fergie001:
So, if they leave you, you will advise AJ to fight him?

Fear God nah
I can't advise him on such deadly journey of no return.

Fury wey dey look for who to murder. AJ did the right thing abeg. E better make person be coward and live than to form brave and die for nothing.

AJ really escaped death by dodging that fight. His God is alive grin
Sports › Re: Fury calls Joshua a coward for failing to meet 5pm deadline. Fight called off by Zonefree(m): 6:26pm On Sep 26, 2022
fergie001:
Yes, he is a coward, leave it like that.

You dey find who you go kill, abeg getat.

Joshua collect abeg grin
grin grin

This meme though. cheesy

AJ na real Ijebu Agbado
warrior

Sports › Re: Fury calls Joshua a coward for failing to meet 5pm deadline. Fight called off by Zonefree(m): 6:24pm On Sep 26, 2022
WowSweetGuy:
Joshua is tired of been knocked out

He needs time to recuperate grin
Say Joshua mistakenly accept that fight, Fury for beat am like who thief phone for Oshodi grin
Sports › Re: Fury calls Joshua a coward for failing to meet 5pm deadline. Fight called off by Zonefree(m):
Anthony Joshua took the best decision of his life. Fury is just looking for who to kill in boxing ring. grin grin

He who fights and run away, know where em strength reach grin
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of Patoranking & 'Lion', The Notorious Kidnapper by Zonefree(m): 5:41pm On Sep 26, 2022
Why the guy been dey cryhuh

You get mind dey run KP, but you no get mind to chest the repercussion. Mugu!
Family › Re: About Setting Up A by Zonefree(m): 5:33pm On Sep 26, 2022
- One will kneel and beg a liability to be his responsibility. Some call it "proposal" undecided

- Same person will go and pay bride price for the liability.

- After accomodating the liability, same person will still open a business for her.


All for procreation undecided


We really need to revisit some ethics in this institution called marriage.

It is the duty of the woman's parents to train and set up their daughter, that's why they demand bride price.

Paying bride price for an untrained woman who got nothing is foolishness!
Crime › Re: John Ewa: ‘I Only Identified Houses Of Victims’ — Bayelsa Kidnap Kingpin, Lion by Zonefree(m): 3:54pm On Sep 26, 2022
Revolution2022:
I am still surprised that no Fulani bandit kidnappers has been arrested and paraded even though there were photos of one of their negotiator,shiek gummi handing over ransom payments worth several millions of naira to them.What is going on here?
Exactly what I keep saying.

You see how police managed to trace Lyon from Bayelsa to Abuja to arrest him, why can't they use same method to trace and arrest these notorious bandits in Northern Nigeria?

These bandits upload their photos online frequently but Police and Army are yet to arrest them. Something fishy is going on..
Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar Bedridden After Exposing Apostle Suleman – Family Cries Out by Zonefree(m): 3:49pm On Sep 26, 2022
Romanoff:
It might be morally decadent for them to sleep with the man but the man also who calls himself a pastor should be held to higher morals.

The issue is not just his philandering and orgies but the fetish things he also does to these women.
Pastor is just a title just like a chieftaincy title. He had transactional sex with them. He didn't commit any crime against humanity.

The women should bear whatever comes from their hustle. It's hazard of the job.
Crime › Re: Police Parade Notorious Kidnapper, John Ewa, Three Others In Yenagoa by Zonefree(m): 3:46pm On Sep 26, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



I can't still believe this overfed pig of kidnapper asked out once in an event in portharcourt. . I was just smiling all through, when he was done blabbing his nonsense, i asked him, do I look like your mate, do I look like someone that is desperate for a man? abeg oga go Siddon...little did I know the fool was even a kidnapper.
The dude shinning your Congo now might be deadlier than a kidnapper. You can't be too sure.
Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar Bedridden After Exposing Apostle Suleman – Family Cries Out by Zonefree(m): 3:40pm On Sep 26, 2022
Romanoff:
I don't think she did it for cheap blackmail. There are other actresses that sleep with the man according to gist lover and his sexcapades also happens with his choristers and domestic staff.

Word on the street is that his wife is fully aware.
@bolded..who do you blame here? The boreholes spreading legs like butter on a bread for a married man or a married man keeping to his words by paying them after sex?
Romance › Re: Man Shares Message He Received From His House Cleaner Who Was Asking Him Out by Zonefree(m): 3:22pm On Sep 26, 2022
She wants the relationship to be more closer than before means they had something in common before.

Tobi wants "chop and clean mouth" while madam cleaner wants "serious relationship" . Tales of two petty hooligans grin
Education › Re: Who Is That Teacher, Whenever He Stands Like This, You Start Running? (Picture) by Zonefree(m): 9:28am On Sep 26, 2022
elpochas:
did u meet Senior Ozo and Senior Agba our two strongest men then?You remember Uyi the SP then.
You're responding to one of three mentioned names.


Great OGSSIAN!
Education › Re: Who Is That Teacher, Whenever He Stands Like This, You Start Running? (Picture) by Zonefree(m):
Munzy14:
Lol...Collage used to be a hot cake school.

Plus inter school wars...The day holyhost, GTC, development and Emmanuel college carry riot come, na race for the whole school that day...grin

As a student you must be 85% ready for movements...grin

Nwaiche sanitised the school..reasons why they kept him for long till he became permsec.
Collage used to be a school with brilliant brains with a touch of ruggedity. We are always second in West Africa in WAEC and Basketball after Kings college Lagos.

Any Friday without inter school war is always boring. All my friends in hood then school in Holy Ghost, Emmanuel college and GTC..so I usually roll with them despite my innocent look. grin

You noticed that death then was too far from humans? So many things we did then yet we didn't lose any soul, unlike now that any small thing, person go just OFF like mist.
Education › Re: Who Is That Teacher, Whenever He Stands Like This, You Start Running? (Picture) by Zonefree(m): 4:44am On Sep 26, 2022
Munzy14:
You were probably ahead of us then.

Boss man sef..Yea he was moved from Holy ghost to GSSO. Mainly to sanitize the school..But he was already tired and getting set for retirements.

Ninja.. cheesy you got a perfect description of him.

Yes reverend Dan always submit his Audi for chase..The day he nearly caught I and my Guys eeh..we follow the second back gate to works escape..

Osuofia the sprinter...That man will win usain bolt handicap in 100meters cheesy

GSSO was fun..

But very cool now.

My little bro 017 set, said evevrywhere don calm before he graduated sef...Coming in of Soft work in Owerri, reduced those secondary school clique fight to zero.

Now, everybody want to drive Lexus or GLK.. cheesy
Yeah, I was in my first year in senior class in 2002.

Boss man tried his best to sanitize the school then but he couldn't. Like you said, he was getting tired. One thing you can't take away for him is, you will never see him laugh or smile. Man is always serious.

There was a time we deflected uncle Dan's Audi tyre during break period. Man terrorised us with that car grin

Usain bolt got nothing on Osuofia. Man was in his late 50s or early 60s then yet no student could challenge him in race. He was the sports master.

Collage was a place to school then. Shell camp police also terrorised us then grin
Education › Re: Who Is That Teacher, Whenever He Stands Like This, You Start Running? (Picture) by Zonefree(m): 4:31am On Sep 26, 2022
Munzy14:
Soo dubious..Only comes to class to shalaye, crack joke and move.

Na for his mouth I hear say soup is of two tyoes..

1. Hold up soup.
2. Express soup. grin
grin grin grin

Na only Sir Ninja jokes dey make me forget school worries then. Na for em mouth I hear say "monkey fast monkey fast na when tree dey near, if tree dey far, monkey go fast?" grin

Na also for em mouth I hear say " I no gree I no gree, na em dey tear pant"

Man is naturally the school clown then grin

Elpochas.
Romance › Re: Ayra Starr Showcased Her Small Breast And Small Yansh In Rush Video by Zonefree(m):
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AfahaAbia:
They are also very very sweet in bed too.... So sweet that I loose my senses
You can't lose what you don't have. grin
Politics › Re: Northern Bishops Who Met Tinubu, Not Under PFN — Bakare by Zonefree(m): 3:24pm On Sep 25, 2022
Tinubu's desperation will be the beginning of his end. A man who has good intentions towards Nigeria and Nigerians won't be this desperate to become President.
Education › Re: Who Is That Teacher, Whenever He Stands Like This, You Start Running? (Picture) by Zonefree(m): 3:03pm On Sep 25, 2022
Munzy14:
02/03 It was my First year in the juniors.

It was RC KeKe..

Wey like to dey chop kolanut..cheesy

Bozz man too doesn't talk.

Just on his black shades and moving around like a bozz man..grin

To me feared principals where Nwaiche and Dr Ewulonu..Ones Ewulonu comes out office everyone is on the run for Junior section.

If Nwaiche start his Volvo, the whole school go hear am that day..grin

The day my set in ss3 broke open feddy babes fence..Na war that day for ss3 block..all male teachers carry matchet dey chase all angle..

Collage sweet sha..cheesy

For the topic of thread...that teacher is Sir Ninja.. grin
Bozz man is a cultist. Lol. person wey dey carry pistol gun chase us come assembly. He came from Holy ghost college, one of the most brutal schools then. He helped us during WAEC though, God bless him for me.


I didn't meet Nwaiche and Egwulonu. Left 2004.

Sir Ninja wey dey teach Igbo language, right? That man is another devil for flogging. He's also cunning and dubious cheesy

You know Mr Dan and Osuofia? Na these ones worry us that year. Dem no dey allow us break feddy babes fence in peace. cheesy
Bags of cement wey I buy as punishment for GSSO, don suppose reach me to build my own house now cheesy grin
Romance › Re: Ayra Starr Showcased Her Small Breast And Small Yansh In Rush Video by Zonefree(m): 1:35pm On Sep 25, 2022
Slim girls are the best. God bless all of them for me.
Romance › Re: Beautiful Prewedding Pic As A Nairalander Takes His Beautiful Bride To The Altar by Zonefree(m): 12:41pm On Sep 25, 2022
churchkilo:
naughty nairalander go look for any other place. Not my holy ground
Not yet married and you're already making a Nigerian girl's kpekus your holy ground undecided

You sure say you go survive this journeyhuh
Romance › Re: Beautiful Prewedding Pic As A Nairalander Takes His Beautiful Bride To The Altar by Zonefree(m): 12:39pm On Sep 25, 2022
Kollins11:
The only thing that would make me tell you congratulations is if your wife to be is a virgin. Infact I'm ready to send you ₦30k right now to show my little support if only she is a virgin... I'm 100% serious! I have sent you PM already!

But if she's not a virgin, baba just pray she don't cheat on you with her Ex. And I would also advise you to run a DNA test if she eventually give birth so that you won't father a child that's not yours.

Crime › Re: Man Finally Catches Snake That Has Been Hiding In His House For A Month (photos by Zonefree(m): 9:07am On Sep 25, 2022
Kajaard:
That guy is either the bravest or the most foolish man that ever liveth.

You knew there was a snake ( a poisonous one for that matter) living with you in your house for over a month and you did nothing. You still slept in that house all through the month.
He's not foolish, he's a rgd sailor.

He's not your regular 48s.
Education › Re: Who Is That Teacher, Whenever He Stands Like This, You Start Running? (Picture) by Zonefree(m): 8:17am On Sep 25, 2022
elpochas:
Our principal then Goverment college owerri 2002,very smart man then,he will just mark ur bags and ask u all to raise up ur bags once he enters ur class.
Are you sure of what you're saying? Mr Keke was the principal in 2002 and he's a gentle man. Unless you're talking of Bossman that came after him in 2003 or 2004.

Munzy14, can you relate?
Education › Re: Who Is That Teacher, Whenever He Stands Like This, You Start Running? (Picture) by Zonefree(m): 8:16am On Sep 25, 2022
Food › Re: Prawn Stew In Pictures by Zonefree(m): 12:32am On Sep 25, 2022
Our resident demons don already occupy the front seats. Ndi uchu!
Politics › Re: A Big Led Truck Has Been Stationed Close To The United Nations Headquarters In by Zonefree(m): 5:56pm On Sep 24, 2022
shortIGBOman:
Make IGBO People leave Buhari alone. They should focus their energy to Nnamdi and Simon Ekpa who has sworn to make the EAST ungovernable.
Sane Nigerians that are not residing in Nigeria are doing their best to stop the killings going on in the country while urchin like you living in Nigeria is against their move. Can't you see you're irredeemably insane?
Romance › Re: Take Sex Away, Will You Still Continue In That Relationship? by Zonefree(m): 5:53pm On Sep 24, 2022
JASONjnr:
If only you were poured on the ground as a sperm..You wouldn't be having this conversation with me.....

And I hope you don't have to call it out that because your mother gave birth to you, she was made a baby making machine by your father...

See your childish reasoning staring at you....
I don't roll like this...I'll let this slide.

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