₦airaland Forum

When you ask a Nigerian girl How are you and she said she's not fine, disembark from that chat.

Eguavoen should invite Finidi George, Kanu Nwankwo, and Taribo West also.

Why she no go dance like that when she didn't contribute penny for the wedding.

Liability dancing into Asset.

You want to shine your shoe for N50?

You know how much shoe polish cost now?


So, when you dey hear "Your shoe shine" you think say na moi moi

The wife is right to keep malice cos she's pained and she's in love. I understand

A man got to do what a man got to do, just to provide food for his family. No man will be happy seeing his family starve.

Make she try eat first. After eating, she should tell the husband to call the girl so she can thank her for the kind gesture. Let her familiarize with the girl.

By doing that, the girl will die any feelings she's developing for her Ex.

For this Nigeria, person dey reject food


Whatever you're going through in life, eat first. What is in the stomach carries what is in the head.

A wise wife will eat to her satisfaction first, so she can have enough strength to argue why he collected money from his Ex.

YinkaOlusesi16:
The sculpture breast big ooo.

You go too like breast

Viserion:
Message was clear, eat me!

Lol

You be werey o

Your friend fit don lash your beloved girlfriend or he knows someone lashing your girl.

You can't be too sure with these daughters of Eve.

You know too much about this little girl. Be careful

Abundant harvest.

To advice a Nigerian girl is waste of advice.

Beremx:
Kriss216, what do you know about sperm production? You are becoming an offensive nuisance with this your alternative moniker. In trying to spite women, you sound very stupid. May sense locate you in Jesus name


To the topic, pregnancy comes with a lot of challenges because there are medical issues that are associated with pregnancy. Nursing a child is less challenging because people are always there to help you out

I'll let this slide... We're in Lenten season.

You're so on point at that candidlady.

Iyaebe:
Yes it's good,me sha know say e go favour me pass am.

Cos you're jobless. You'll only be withdrawing from the account without adding any penny to it.

One of the reasons we always advice men to stay away from broke and wretched Nigerian girls!

Candidlady:
It is not a sacrilege in my village... As far as the girl and boy are responsible enough to take care of emselves


Now help me ask the op is the girl established enough and mentally sound to get married?


Iam tired of reading stories on here bout how a day union gets dissolved over lil issues

Whether the girl is established enough is not your business. You're not in the position to determine when a girl is ready for marriage. Channel this energy to make me fall in love with you, maybe you can have your own husband.

Datboredberry:
I want to try this...

I had a friend in Lagos who had fallen in love with me... He's a drug dealer... He promised me so many bad things!

That's good. He's the right guy for you. Hold on to him. He will change your life.

Correct.

Where did Tinubu learn how to hypnotize Lagosians and embezzlement? Nollywood?

Datboredberry:
Curiousity killed the cat

Oh.. poor cat

Ocholu:
None of this shít gets me high . Don't know why

That's what Mkpurummiri does. It makes you detest other substance.

Don't know if I should say "audio eliminate"

Datboredberry:
Trust me, Africa has some of the most stupid, useless traditions...

I love Africa though...

Where I'm from, a widow must shave her head and sleep on her husband's grave for a week after his death...

There are many...

Even the bride price thing doesn't make sense to me...

Where are you from?

Candidlady:


Her mum is in her late 30s...

How old is the girl ? _______

Late 30s could be 38.
Say the girl is 20. Her mum gave birth to her at 18.

Why asking her age? Is 20 not old enough for marriage? Or giving birth at 18 is a sacrilege in your village?

Datboredberry:
Lol...

Many things we do in Africa don't make sense...

Africa has nothing to do with that foolishness!

Ask her, after paying her mum's bride price, will her mum be your wife?

None!

Sperm production is more challenging than these two.

Women don't understand the excruciating pains men go through during sperm production, maybe cos men hardly complain.

. 4. Igbo Men

They have 1 wife and 2 girlfriends, but they love their daughters most

Igbo men love their sons most.

falcon01:
And they say black don't crack

Black over crack for this Tinubu case

illicit:
If d girl no too fine, na to switch off light


But if na goddess, I want to see every moment

What are you doing with ugly Nigerian girls

Wetin you wan use them achieve? Any incentives?

A wise man will always see his food first before eating.

The picture above me is sensational.

That style go good for something else aside gymnastics.

Abba Kyari's confidence is scary. He pleaded Not guilty even with the pictorial and video evidence against him.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?