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FamilyRe: Man Discovers 32-year-old ‘son’ Isn’t His Child (photos) by zsch: 5:18pm On Feb 15, 2017
thorpido:
........and he still doesn't get it! tongue

Did this man in the topic have to deal with many people or himself?Who's talking about what many people know?
This man has to deal with 'his' case and not people's impression of him or his son.
In my first comment,i personalised it.i spoke about what I (or any smart person)have to do and not people's impression.If my son looks like my father(as you say in your case)isn't that strong enough for 'me' to draw 'my' conclusions about 'my' child?

Perhaps you should have read my first comment slowly and properly before quoting me. angry
Since we are both "missing" and "not getting it", I'm done with this morbidly pointless interraction.
FamilyRe: Man Discovers 32-year-old ‘son’ Isn’t His Child (photos) by zsch: 12:50pm On Feb 15, 2017
thorpido:
He talks about ignorance and then goes to say he bears resemblance with his grandfather.What do people learn in school nowadays?smh huh
....and he misses the point.

How many people know me and/or my family and know my grand father or that I look like him? I've not even seen him in over a decade. Next time you attempt at condescension, do try to do it intelligently.
FamilyRe: Man Discovers 32-year-old ‘son’ Isn’t His Child (photos) by zsch: 10:50am On Feb 15, 2017
thorpido:
That woman is wicked.Why can't she be upfront from the beginning instead of causing sorrow to the man and the son.

Like I always say,men that are not street smart or men who are philanderers are the ones who 'buy' these pregnancies.How will you not know 'when' you sowed and also 'examine your harvest'?
You sabi.Some men just dull.How will you not look out for similarities with you in a child you see around your house all the time?
Don't be ignorant. I look nothing like either of my parents but bear a close resemblance to my paternal grandfather. My mannerism also leaves my parents befuddled. Looks and characteristics of an offspring does not have to bear any similarity with the parent to validate paternity/maternity.

I feel sorry for the man. I can imagine he feels betrayed but family isn't always about blood relationship, I bet he would realize this after he calms down.

Now, did the man come out on a reality tv or something as I doubt someone snapped his photograph at the point he found out..
FamilyRe: Abusive Man Beats Wife, Wife's Fit Male Gym Buddies Beat Him Up Too In Revenge by zsch: 9:47pm On Feb 07, 2017
Kolababe:
If they really care about the lady, beating the husband is not the solution.
"All he did was spend her money and drive her cars".

They did the right thing. Domestic abuse is about unfettered power with no consequences. Today he felt the consequences and may just end up in jail. Trust me This. Is. The. Solution. She obviously can take care of herself and her kid.
CelebritiesRe: Lilien Klint-Igwemba Writes On Tuface Idibia's Protest by zsch: 9:37pm On Feb 03, 2017
Adminisher:
Please this poor woman Mrs Klint De Drunk is just rapping about 'effects' and not the "cause". The cause is low oil prices and mismanagement/ corruption of PDP years.
No other reason.
Why was there no rally when they were stealing money? Why did we not rally when they were squandering money to import rice?
Why was there no rally during Sanusi's accusations of NNPC.

So you accepted the "cause" and you want to reject "effects of the cause".

No such luck.
Nigeria will grow at 0.9 percent GDP this year. Next year it will be back at 3.5 percent and roaring 7 percent in early 2019.
Until then learn some endurance
NONSENSE!!!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Urges Governors To Pay Workers’ Salaries From Debt Refunds by zsch: 8:33am On Dec 23, 2016
jomoh:
This is no good news to Oyo workers. The state generates enough money to pay it's workers plus the monthly federal allocation but the Governor is punishing the workers for not voting for him in the last election. All projects in the state's has been abandoned. The governor hardly even stays in the country anymore.

So this is another avenue for the Governor to steal.
In a sane country, one would react to your statement thus "If the people didn't vote for him, how the hell did he gather enough votes to become the governor? "
Car TalkRe: Is Driving Automatic Cars With Both Feet Bad? by zsch: 8:53pm On Nov 26, 2016
How do you even pull this off?? Only time I ever tried it was when I was a learner and my leg hurt like crazy afterwards.
PhonesRe: Emefiele Proposes A Tax On Phone Calls Longer Than 3 Minutes by zsch: 10:26pm On Nov 19, 2016
Very tiring how so-called intelligent people keep proposing ways to wiggle out every drop from the Nigerian citizen but won't support a bill to curtail Government waste. So if they do tax long calls, what would they use the funds for....... Buy more cars for 'lawmakers'?
Car TalkRe: Name Of Your First Car And Your Experience With It? by zsch: 2:57pm On Nov 08, 2016
captain247:
Am still cruising my first car Toyota Solara SE 2006, though am about selling it but will still buy the same Solara this time will be 2007 model. Am so in love with Solara that if u ask me my 1st, 2nd & 3rd choice of car I will tell you it's Toyota Solara SE.
Nice. Very few people can abide a 2-door car. Has moving things around been an issue?
Car TalkRe: A Visit To GAZZUZZ Workshop (With Pics) by zsch: 12:40am On Oct 26, 2016
GAZZUZZ:
I don't want to say 1 thing now, and my oga at the top will say another wink

What's the penciled vehicle wink?
Lol! Lookatchu protecting business. Pencilled vehicle is either an 08 Hyundai Santa Fe or 08 Mitsubishi Outlander
Car TalkRe: A Visit To GAZZUZZ Workshop (With Pics) by zsch: 10:32pm On Oct 25, 2016
GAZZUZZ:
Good sturdy vehicle, very good design.

Unfortunately iv taken a business decision to avoid certain brands, and yours falls among the brands iv decided not to work on for now. I'm so sorry.

Can you list the brands you work on as I mentally have you pencilled for car maintenance.
PhonesRe: Arguably The Best Material Design Music Player. by zsch: 9:54am On Oct 24, 2016
Looks really good. However the resemblance to Phonograph music player is curious. Even the app logo closely resembles the aforementioned app. Try to distinguish your app early on so it is not considered a rip-off..... You could one-up Phonograph and figure a way to change album art of music. Some cool features would also be cutting a section of a 'now playing' music and being able to save as mp3 to use as a ringtone. These 2 for starters should boost your app download and rating.


FYI this is likely the wrong section to post your thread too.
Cheers
FamilyRe: How Do I Handle A Toxic Bullying Adult Child? by zsch: 9:08pm On Oct 23, 2016
@ehissi's advice is very valid. He should be institutionalized or jailed. I've secondary experience, secondary because it is happening to a friend's family. I believe you are living with a time bomb. He will one day physically harm someone, most likely his parents to begin with. He has been indulged far too long and he is far too old for gentle counselling to take hold. Marrying him off would not help as he has an inherent problem. Sending him to military at his age may also not work as he is much too old plus heaven knows some military men are violent enough as they are. That leaves the Nigerian prison. No one will suffer a fool in prison. He needs permission to do virtually everything including eat plus the mere thought of residing within four walls of overcrowded spave can drive anyone nuts. Place a bully in an environment of tough luck and see the bully beaten out of him. Nigerian prison isn't tough luck, it is savage. I'm only worried that putting him in there may have him hate you passionately but if it fixes him then something right came off the mess.

I'm so sorry for what you are experiencing. There is no point trying to figure out where your parenting went wrong, too late for this.
PoliticsRe: Lai: Ministers Queue To Buy Petrol, Change Started With Us Long Ago by zsch: 11:22am On Oct 07, 2016
peterdrury:
...I will take this government serious when they placed themselves on minimum wage. I mean the 18000 minimum wage.
Interesting proposition. They (politicians) will tear Nigeria apart before they let this happen. But imagine a Nigeria where political officers do not earn enough money to buy an island in a year, the only people you would see holding political offices would be people interested in working and moving the country ahead.
AutosRe: A Nigerian Used 2006 Model Infiniti FX35 Full Optionss For Sale.. by zsch: 8:52pm On Oct 04, 2016
dayowunmi:
Include price in it. When advertising anything, the price of it is perhaps the most important aspect of your advertisement, when people see your advert, the next thing they wanna know is the price. Don't know why you didn't include price.
A solid number of car sellers in here don't put their price up. They claim its so that [I]only serious people will call me[/i]. It is very baffling. A while ago, I was looking to buy a 2005-2006 Toyota Sienna. I went through NL, I got frustrated having to call most posters and still receive ludicrous price quotes. They could have just saved me the trouble as I STILL DIDN'T BUY FROM THEM. It makes no commercial sense to hide your price. I don't know where some Nigerians get their sense from?

I see 2 adverts of a 2010 camry, 1 has a price and the other has the poster asking 'call me for price'. A buddy later asks me to keep my eyes peeled for this same model... I'd followed the thread with price listed as it had seemed more TRANSPARENT though he didn't buy from the guy, they swapped contacts. Transparent because I've also called a dealer twice within the space of 24hours and been quoted varying prices on the same vehicle, I didn't need to consult ifa to ignore the seller. Is this the reason for hiding the price? So you can see which of your highest value sticks?

It just baffles me with their 'only serious people will call' mentality. So poster, If you advertise on Cheki or Jumia cars, you don't put price abi?
TravelRe: Transport Fares To Increase By 40% From September 19 – APTCON by zsch: 2:57pm On Sep 17, 2016
blueto:
Buhari has succeeded in killing the enabling business environment with his inimical and unavailing policies and his incapacitations.

He should resign if he has a sense of empathy for Nigerians.
African leaders never resign. They would rather murder the economy entirely then flee with their families after civil war breaks out.
Car TalkRe: Car Talk Chat Room by zsch: 10:15pm On Sep 15, 2016
givers16:
Can someone please tell me about Mitsubishi Outlander 2003, what are the common problems? is it a good choice for a first car? in-terms of its maintenance and spear parts...
I drove this for about 5/6 months.

1) Decidedly feminine vehicle
2) very good fuel consumption
3) drives well, balanced.
4) may look small but it can log serious shit.
5) back seat can be folded forward to create more cargo space.
6) Dashboard is boring
7) your window control button is almost certain to fry multiple times
cool the parts for 2003 is a tad scarce thus things like shock absorber cost as much as Shock absorbers of heavier SUBs
9) proper maintenance culture will obviously help lengthen it's life span.
PoliticsRe: Ben Murray-Bruce Presents Electric Motorcycle To His Constituents (Photos) by zsch: 10:49am On Sep 09, 2016
I would have been more excited if it's a bike that runs on kitchen/human waste or water.

Feels like buying a plane when you live underground.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Approves Borrowing From World Bank, China by zsch: 10:46am On Sep 09, 2016
As far as I'm concerned, this Government DOES NOT have a plan.

Budget approved half way into the year

Ministers were selected late

Good chunk of ministers lack required skills to head their portfolio
Recovered loot. If a leader lacks a decent understanding of their responsibilities, what the hell can they do?

We didn't learn of plummeting oil prices yesterday or Shale oil, we had no plan to mitigate the effects.

How do we diversify our economy? What is the government doing? They NEVER talk to us and when they do, it's not the man in charge, it's a crony who makes careless statements that make a weak economy nervous.

Now, they want to borrow more money, for what? Why don't we know. How will it be spent, how will it be repaid? What is the collateral, out children' future?
Car TalkRe: Thread For Mitsubishi Owner! by zsch: 3:48pm On Aug 08, 2016
Mitsubishi thread is more lackluster than Nissan/Infiniti meaning Nigerians have no love for Mitsubishi?

At some point I drove the 03 Outlander. Didn't particularly like the looks (closely resembles the 03 generation of RAV 4...really dislike the look). Also parts were quite scarce and expensive in lagos.

I was set on getting the 08 Santa Fe on the future but I've researched the 08 Outlander. It looks much better than the older generation and feels more masculine than the Santa Fe. I'm wondering if anyone here drives it and if it's a solid but without the quirks of its older (uglier) brother.
PhonesRe: Who Has Experienced This? **PICTURE by zsch: 9:48am On Jul 30, 2016
You could try Auto mode instead of the manual route you are using. Gmail is also decent email app. If you want third party, go to Playstore and search for "TypeApp". Robust, customizable with a great interface.
AutosRe: We Sell Car Dvd with GPS Map+Bluetooth+Reverse Cam+Fm+sd/usb for many cars by zsch: 10:53pm On Jul 12, 2016
Inquiry : there are android powered stereos with aux port, sim card slots for 3G, memory card slot, ram for installing apps and all that grind.... Do you sell those?
Car TalkRe: Acura MDX Vs ML 350 Both 2010 by zsch: 11:09am On Jul 06, 2016
kingreign:
An MDX is the only SUV that gives the lexus RX a shiver.
Note:
An ML is a premium/executive SUV which have a younger sibling called the GLK, the MDX is a premium executive SUV having a smaller alternative called the RDX, the RX 2010 is just an entry level premium SUV.

An MDX with the tech package is a vehicle to kill for anytime.
Just like the ZDX was before its phase out.
ZDX is a monster lineup. It's like the Batmobile for Civilians
Car TalkRe: How A Mechanic Made A Nigerian Woman Drive With A Missing Suspension Linkage by zsch: 3:00pm On Jul 05, 2016
tammie24:
Mechanics and tailors are the worst set of human beings on this earth
Bad mechanics and bad tailors are the worst.

My first car was a company Honda Odyssey. Terrible on fuel and with perpertual leg problem. The shock absorber was forever bad. My mechanic even had a standard poem to recite whenever he sees me

Oga lower arm bushing
Plus tie rod
Ball joint sef weeeaak
Na to change remain

True I wasn't footing the bills directly but I'd to wise up after a particular recital and repair and my ABS and TCP light came on and he told me to just "dey cruise am like that".

Tailors are just another story. I sent a great image of Dashiki patterned outfit to my obioma-Yomi. 2 days later he brought his finished masterpiece. I tried it on and was wondering why I looked like I was in a maternity gown.

Sometimes the blame also falls on us. Looking for the cheapest Kazeem or the cheapest tokunbo parts.
Car TalkRe: Went On A Test Drive This Morning And This Happened!! by zsch: 11:15am On Jul 02, 2016
eaglechild:
How come I've never heard of recalls for this. Other countries seem to drive their Honda without similar problems.

Is it peculiar to Honda in our environment?
I have wondered the same thing
AutosRe: Toyota Solara Black 2014 Model V6 For Sale N900,000 (call 07034203413) by zsch: 11:59pm On Jun 30, 2016
The Solara was discontinued after 2008. There is no 2014 model as your topic suggests
Car TalkRe: Auto Reviews by zsch: 1:39am On Jun 22, 2016
CarXus:
Hyundai Santa Fe

The Korean crossover is the most similar to Mitsubishi in size, although it is much harder, but he is slower not only because of this, only.

Hyundai Santa Fe is diesel, and the power of its engine is exactly two hundred horses.

Both cars have a reasonably modest appetite and playfulness inferior to the Japanese and German, although the supply of traction of the “Santa” is the largest in the review. This is important for the cross-country.

Alas, most passenger ride height even with four-wheel drive and a good way of course is slightly inferior to the vehicles of known brands

http://www.auctionexportblog.com/choose-a-powerful-crossover-for-33-500/.
was this translated from a foreign language to English as I can scarcely make sense of it?
Car TalkRe: Amazing Transformation Of 1970 Volkswagen Beetle Car (photos) by zsch: 12:00pm On May 29, 2016
very nice
PhonesRe: What Is So Special About Windows Phones? by zsch: 2:50am On May 25, 2016
uniteam:
If you are a business person, windows phone is just the best. I use Nokia Lumia 1520, I bet the performance is better than Blackberry Priv.

1. My fully charged battery will last me for over 30 hours of continuous use for calls, messaging, e mailing, internet surfing amongst others.

2. The speed is just excellent, I have never experienced it hanging.

3. User Interface is also very good. Easy navigation and cool design.

4. I process an average of 10 mails per e mail address daily and I have nineteen (19) different official e mail addresses set up on the device and with optimum performance.

5. The phone has a 21 megapixels high resolution rear camera. Several friends have used my phone as professional cameras because you just wont believe its output and edit capabilities.

6. I use windows 8.1 but planning to upgrade to windows 10. Its just another computer for me.

7. The video playback quality is just like a 3D session and it has an auto projection inbuilt with the phone which allows me to share my screen automatically with a miracast enabled TV/projector.

8. I used to have 193 different apps without any impact on the phone but recently deleted some, left with 147 apps, some which are as heavy as 918MB, yet the phone performs excellently.

9. On security, no virus threats and I have an inbuilt mobile tracker which allows me to read all messages, facebook, whatsapp, calls log with recorded audio conversations, locations, wipe data, lock phone, snap picture and so on remotely, especially when the phone is stolen or missing.

This is just to mention a few but I can go on and on.

Forgot to mention, the time I got the screen broken, I paid N41,000 to fix it. I have used the phone now for over 18 months without a cover or protector and it still looks new because of the anti scratch design.
Hi. I need to know, your data connection, can it be set to 3G only or its 3g and 2g without a standalone 3g option?
PhonesRe: Do Not Subscribe To Any Mtn Data Plan! Be Warned! by zsch: 2:30am On May 25, 2016
I've a pretty good idea how frustrated you got. I've been there recently.

Technology MarketRe: Amazing Juice Maker You Don't Know About by zsch: 1:48am On May 25, 2016
BrownShawty:
Hello guys..

Before I proceed I would like to ask if you love drinking juice at all,most people like ready made juices, well I hate it.
A person like me for example my boss has this blender in his office and we drink juice everyday even with the whole dollar saga,we blend apple,pineapple and sometimes watermelon..it depends

You might be wondering how I knew all of this that i'll be listing out soon,oh well I'm copying it from a book they gave us at park n shop in VI detailing the products specs when we wanted to buy one so I decided to share and I hope this isn't bad..there's love in sharing grin

JMB 01 and JMB 02 (that's what they call it)

JMB 02 colors are Brown and Blue and the picture is the brown one. (Got the pictures online) but I don't know the price to this because I don't have one.

Material - plastic
Feed chute type - small mouth
Motor speed - 45r/min
Rated voltage - 220-240volts
Power - 120 watts


JMB-01 is the second picture and and this one sells at 29990 and I have an experience with this already but I don't know much about the other blender.
Color - It has a kinda Metallic/Grey color
Capacity - 1L
Feed chute type - wide mouth
Motor speed - 45r/min
Rated voltage - 220-240volts
Power - 150walts

The two juice master blender key attractions are
1. They give you 5times more nutrient than a regular juice extractor
2. Gives you 80% more juice than the regular juice extractor
3 . works by squeezing out your juice by slowly passing it through a screw like device
4.This device gives you pure juice without affecting the chemistry of your juiceI would like to ask this question..
der key attractions are

Any question?? Ask Nairaland
Do you sell these? If not, any idea where it can be purchased from. I too am familiar with Kuvings but it's too expensive.

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