₦airaland Forum

Blazay:
Edo man of course! Wharra question!

Kill me ke? If you like send exterminators with e badu belle and e jelosi  for cyber peh-nis from all Nigerian websites. . . you cannot kill moi.

Some of us are too well cooked!

No shakin'. . . No bendin'!

For the last time. . . NO ANUS PHOCKING! I DUNNLIKE TO PLAY WITH 'POOP'! HEAD TO ABIA STATE FOR THAT!

If that is your concern, seriously there isnt any need to worry about it.

Laxatives 24/hrs before the "show" will suffice.

Just prepare as though you were about to have a colonoscopy; laxatives baby. Bisacodyl plus Poly ethylene glycol are all you need.

We will have fun all night long!

Ignore those haters, especially Tpiah.

You are the best. May God continue to be with you.

^^^^

ROFLMAO


You are the best Blazay.


You always make my day. May God never kill you for me.


I am still interested in ramming you from behind though.

Hey Blaazay quick question, White man Vs Edo man, who do you prefer?

Theblessed:
[b][size=16pt]Very sad indeed!  What a loss of a young life!

Could this have been caused by ignorance, failure or lack of skill/knowledge on the part of the Doctors to make appropriate diagnoses? It is true no one knows everything, human body is a complex thing that no one can actually fathom out, all the health issues that we suffer.

As a result, it is important where we lack knowledge/understanding of the issues, to refer the patient for their own good - you refer the case to other Doctors with the knowledge to help the patient because, life is precious and there's no time to waste when someone's  life is in the balance.

But in Nigeria, this is not the case, most Doctors have no clue about the diseases they are treating and they continue to treat the patients blindly and, to their perils.  And I ask, why do our Doctors do this, if not greed - MONEY, MONEY, and more MONEY?

People are poor and you're adding to their misery.  I see a lot of orthopaedic patients on  crutches with their limbs amputated when there's no need to do so and these Doctors do it without serious consideration of the impact on the patient's life - psychological, social, economic, family responsibility/support etc.  

To have an amputee in a family, especially, the breadwinner of the household, is a massive responsibility for the whole family.  

I reckon, what matters is to doctors, is to convince the patient that there's no alternative solution to their problems other than to cut-off the limbs.  In fact, if it's possible for them, they would even suggest your head be cut-off perhaps, that would solve the problem, isn't it?

Now, imagine how this lady complained of gastric pain for over 2 day and nothing effective was done for her.  

The disease could have been anything or E-coli as it is killing people in Europe right now but if it was the case, what are the Doctors in this hospital and the authorities doing to contain the strain so that other patients/the public do not suffer?

Now, she's gone leaving a toddler without a mum, imagine that!

Personally, I am not really concerned about the husband because, I give him until after the funeral, he re-marries but what about the baby, would he get another mother? No!!!
This is so painful, there is no need for this lady to loose her life this way - no!  

May, your soul rest in peace, my young lady![/size][/b]

You are a m/o/r/o/n

Infact you are a M/o/r/o/n/s


As a matter of fact, you are too many m/o/r/o/n/s/e/s

texazzpete:
*sigh*
Another m'oron.

Too many M/o/r/o/n/s in Nigeria

Sometimes I feel ashamed as a Nigerian!


Just because E-coli is killing people in Europe automatically means the young girl died from it?

^^

So you've never been phocked in the Anus like Odunnu?

alex101:
I guess the following "distinguished" sons and daughters of yorobu extraction were on the "Igbo-thinking" pill, when they stole us blind:
Patricia olubumi etteh, shina rambo, OBJ, bode geoge, Tinumbu, MKO, bankole, Iyabo Obasanjo, Shonekan, Diya, Adisa, eratus akingbola,,

Pls, help remind our readers of the rest sons/daughters of SW that stole from our dungeon called nigeria.

Alex Ekwueme, Okadigbo, Nwodo, Aunty Dora, Emeka offor, Pius Anyim Pius. Eva/Evans/Evan/whatever Enwerem, Jim Ovia, Orji Kalu, Andy Uba etc


Now it is your turn to help our readers complete the list of the illustrious/industrious sons and daughters of Alaigbo that have robbed us blind.

This is getting interesting!


I bet ya Blazay!


I love you and this thread!


Lets finish it right here!

^^^

Yeah, they think like Ibos. . . always following the money!


Asiwaju Company of Nigeria. Got to love them!

[quote author=aloy/emeka link=topic=682468.msg8450691#msg8450691 date=1307143990]Juju.[/quote]Is Juju that powerful?

Interesting!


Tinubu will never pass up any opportunity to make a quick billion Naira/Dolla/Pounds/whatever.

Asiwaju indeed!

ACN makes U-turn, embraces GNU *Adopts guarded participation policy
Written by Jacob Segun Olatunji, Abuja
Friday, June 3, 2011


IN a clear reversal of its earlier rigid stance on participating in the Government of National Unity (GNU) being proposed by President Goodluck Jonathan, the Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN), has reviewed its position and is now ready to board the transformation train.



An impeccable source in the party exclusively told the Nigerian Tribune in Abuja, on Thursday, that its leadership had, however, resolved that its participation would be based on "guarded participation policy."


According to the source, "ACN is going to participate in proposed Government of National Unity (GNU) and its participation will be based on "guarded policy," that is to say, [size=18pt]all the appointments will be routed through the party's leadership, which will serve as a clearing house[/size].


"The president will not just go on air to announce names of just anybody for any appointment on the platform of the ACN. The cards will be placed on the table; we will know what is going to be allocated to our party. The leadership of the party will meet and search for suitable members, who can deliver the goods for such slots. That is our stand," he declared.


The Nigerian Tribune learnt that some slots comprising ministerial positions, ambassadorial seats, boards as well as other political appointments had already been set aside for the main oppositions such as the ACN, All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA), All Nigeria People's Party (ANPP), Labour Party (LP) and Congress for Progressive Change (CPC).


It was gathered that Wednesday's meeting of President Jonathan with the leadership of the main political parties, except the CPC, was part of the efforts being made to persuade the opposition groups to put the general election behind them and embrace the GNU in order to move the nation forward.


The meeting held behind closed door at the Presidential Villa, Aso Rock, was attended by leaders of the opposition parties, except the CPC's General Muhammadu Buhari, who is currently challenging the electoral victory of President Jonathan of the PDP at the tribunal.


Emerging from the meeting, spokesman of the ACN delegation, former Lagos State governor, Senator Bola Tinubu, described it as very successful and a right step in a right direction taken by President Jonathan.


The leadership of the ACN had earlier vowed to expel any of its members who "takes any appointment with the PDP-controlled government at any level," advising any of its members contemplating such appointments to first resign his/her membership of the party.


Meanwhile, a two-day retreat, being organised by the ruling Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), for its elected members under new political dispensation, will begin today in Abuja.


Those being expected at the retreat on the theme "Legislative and Executive Branch Collaboration: A New System for National Transformation," include President Jonathan, Vice-President Namadi Sambo, governors and National Assembly members-elect.

http://odili.net/news/source/2011/jun/3/607.html

Babasessy:
THERE is fire on the mountain and no one seems to care as the case of mental health receives virtually no attention in the country.
The problem we have in Nigeria is that there is no statistics officially, but as at 2007, according to the World Health Organisation (WHO), there were 20 percent of Nigerians suffering mentally.

he Chief Executive Officer (CEO), Mental Health Foundation, Dr. Emmanuel Owoyemi, said, “if there are depressed people with some level of insanity at the helm of affairs of a country, it will lead to economic depression because they won't do the right thing.

ROFLMAO

Taking shot at Odechukwu?

I am not surprised!

Even on NL here dem boku: Kobojunkie, Tpiah, Musiwa, Becomrichn, Ezeuchen, Justwise, Igboboy, Adejoro, and everyone that that has ever debated Kobojunkie.

Adejoro74:
Chairman of Agura Hotel, Abuja who is also the Chairman of Orlu Zurume Elders Forum, Imo State, Eze Maxwell Kanu

http://odili.net/news/source/2011/may/24/506.html

Sup Dawg?


Hows our yam doing?

My buddy and I are starving here in Ibadan, how can hydroponics help?

^^^

Wait a minute, Miracles arent real?

^^^

Some of them are right here on NL

And the others, well, they are somewhere scamming other people, like their "honorables" in NASS.

@OP:

NO, we are not in charge of our lives. We are always, at one point or the other, under the invincible influence of parents, spouses, alcohol, our bosses, Government, and the Wiccan Mother Goddess aka Awon Iya mi Osoromoniga.

harakiri:
I merely asked a question and i'm not making a thread about you and YES. . .I am an Atheist. Back to the topic. . .you made statements that imply "there are no Nigerian atheists" so i want to know what you understand by the term ATHEISM and reasons why you believe there are no Nigerian atheists. I mean come on, you can't make such bold statements without credible back up can you? Hmmm?

Yes, I meant that I am yet to see a real atheists of Nigerian descent besides Tai Solarin. And even Tai Solarin isnt an atheist per se.

The burden is on you to tell me why you are an atheist, not on me to prove to you why YOU ARE NOT.

You have to tell me why you think you are an atheist.

^^^

Your profile pic must have been taken after having one heck of organisimo like no other?

Was that taken after the all night rendezvous with Big Balo in London?


Who ever pounded you that night, did a very good job.

I promise to do better, just give me a try.

harakiri:
@zstranger. . . You say Nigerian atheists don't know what they are talking about. Fine. Can you explain what you understand by ATHEISISM and also explain why you think Atheists in Nigeria aren't real? Is it because they are Nigerians or perhaps they don't have "white skin"? Is this another "nothing good can come out of Nigeria" mentality?

What I understand by atheism?

Why do you want to make the thread about me? Are you an "atheist?"

^^^^

You do have a point?

blacksta:
Are u sure -

So which of the other speakers is better than Bankole?

I have been awarded a golden ticket to the heart of Silicon Valley: the Thiel Fellowship. The catch? For two years, I cannot be enrolled as a full-time student at an academic institution. For me, that's not an issue; I believe higher education is broken.
I left college two months ago because it rewards conformity rather than independence, competition rather than collaboration, regurgitation rather than learning and theory rather than application. Our creativity, innovation and curiosity are schooled out of us.

Failure is punished instead of seen as a learning opportunity. We think of college as a stepping-stone to success rather than a means to gain knowledge. College fails to empower us with the skills necessary to become productive members of today's global entrepreneurial economy.
College is expensive. The College Board Policy Center found that the cost of public university tuition is about 3.6 times higher today than it was 30 years ago, adjusted for inflation. In the book "Academically Adrift," sociology professors Richard Arum and Josipa Roksa say that 36% of college graduates showed no improvement in critical thinking, complex reasoning or writing after four years of college. Student loan debt in the United States, unforgivable in the case of bankruptcy, outpaced credit card debt in 2010 and will top $1 trillion in 2011.
Is college worth it?


Fortunately there are productive alternatives to college. Becoming the next Mark Zuckerberg or mastering the phrase "Would you like fries with that?" are not the only options.
The success of people who never completed or attended college makes us question whether what we need to learn is taught in school. Learning by doing -- in life, not classrooms -- is the best way to turn constant iteration into true innovation. We can be productive members of society without submitting to academic or corporate institutions. We are the disruptive generation creating the "free agent economy" built by entrepreneurs, creatives, consultants and small businesses envisioned by Daniel Pink in his book, "A Whole New Mind: Why Right Brainers Will Rule the Future."
Opinion: Why liberal arts matter


We must encourage young people to consider paths outside college. That's why I'm leading UnCollege: a social movement empowering individuals to take their education beyond the classroom. Imagine if millions of my peers copying their professors' words verbatim started problem-solving in the real world. Imagine if we started our own companies, our own projects and our own organizations. Imagine if we went back to learning as practiced in French salons, gathering to discuss, challenge and support each other in improving the human condition.


A major function of college is to signal to potential employers that one is qualified to work. The Internet is replacing this signaling function. Employers are recruiting on LinkedIn, Facebook, StackOverflow and Behance. People are hiring on Twitter, selling their skills on Google, and creating personal portfolios to showcase their talent. Because we can document our accomplishments, and have them socially validated with tools such as LinkedIn Recommendations, we can turn experiences into opportunity. As more and more people graduate from college, employers are unable to discriminate among job seekers based on a college degree and can instead hire employees based on their talents.


Of course, some people want a formal education. I do not think everyone should leave college, but I challenge my peers to consider the opportunity cost of going to class. If you want to be a doctor, going to medical school is a wise choice. I do not recommend keeping cadavers in your garage. On the other hand, what else could you do during your next 50-minute class? How many e-mails could you answer? How many lines of code could you write?
Some might argue that college dropouts will sit in their parents' basements playing Halo 2, doing Jell-O shots and smoking pot. These are valid but irrelevant concerns, for the people who indulge in drugs and alcohol do so before, during and after college. It's not a question of authorities; it's a question of priorities. We who take our education outside and beyond the classroom understand how actions build a better world. We will change the world regardless of the letters after our names

Signing a bill isnt just enough, what is more crucial is enforcing it.


We will need a very alert, informed and involved citizenry to move our democracy forward.

screwing a cougar!

^^^^

Most of them are just wannabes who dont know what they are talking?

Atheism snt just about not believing, there is much more to it that that!


And, I doubt most Nigerians understand what they say when they call themselves atheists.

Nevertheless, still the best speaker we've ever had, and maybe the best we will ever have.


Long live Bankole!

^^^

That means you enjoyed it.

Silence means consent.


How big is your perenren?  and backside too? soft or hard?


Do you have organisimo when guys press your nyansh?

LOL

Too many nutjobs on NL