₦airaland Forum

Benekruku:
Why Uyo?


Cant he bring it to the West or any state that has close proximity to Lagos. He is just running away from the real market.

chai

Okay.

Jchi9876:
Aka gum idiot
I can also stay at home buy the pirated CD/DVD of his uncensored show just 90 naira for Mile 2 and watch it at home rather than go to that crowded place where they will charge you 5000 naira for the cheapest ticket and bore you with dry recycled jokes
I be ijebu Afonja man i don't spend my money anyhow

Idiot

na fight?

slimzypink:
are they footballers?

NO, they're grasscutter.

Gloryfox:
insurance or bank marketer. some pple are just damn funny u no sabi book, yet u did not see sociology or any other simple course u cud hv gotten 2.2. yet u went for a demonic maths. smh

sharap.

they will not snap the bad areas. Stupid Union Government.

whatever be the woman's crime. A man shouldn't flex his muscles on a woman. Wicked.

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1 Brazilian hair = 68 bags of cement, 1 quality handbag = 10 tankers of water, 1 quality shoe = 1 trailer of sand, 1 iphone 7 = 80,500 blocks... These are enough to build a 4 bedroom flat. Ladies! Please allow your boyfriends to be landlords this year...

whenever a governor leave the office he begins to say bad about the present governor. Am not from imo state, i hope ikedi ohakim has something to show for it. Cos i know they are all the same.

North London not favourable to Chelsea this
season... #Arsenal 3:0 #Chelsea. #Totenham 2:0 #Chelsea... #Aggregate. #North_London 5:0 #Chelsea

which music humbles you whenever you turn it on? Mine is BIG GIRLS CRY BY SIA.

i agree with the V.P, i remember most of the prophesis the men of GOD gave, that the V.P will face impeachment twice or thereabout,... Are you sure this is not what will cause it? Just asking?

I promise u will laugh out loud when you find out whom thunder go fire if u play dis game. NO
CHEATING.
I was really suprised to find out who I wanted make thunder fire. DON'T SCROLL
DOWN YET. Do the simple math below, then scroll down to find
Who d thunder go fire. IT'S CRAZY HOW ACCURATE n quickly this is. NO
peeping!

1) pick your favorite number between 1-9.
2) multiply by 3 then
3) ADD 3
4) Then again multiply by 3 ( I'LL wait while you get the
calculator......)
5) You will get a 2 or 3 digit number......
6) Add the digits together (e.g 24 will be 2+4=6)

NOW scroll down.......,
With that number see who thunder go fire from the list
below:
1) Nelson Mandela
2) Oprah Winfrey
3) David Beckham
4) Daniel Carter
5) Bill Gates
6) Goodluck Jonathan
7) Julius Malema
President Obama
9) Muhammad Buhari
10) Malachy

PLEASE NO BE ME TALK AM, NA FROM YOUR CALCULATION.
GOD OUR COUNTRY DEY YOUR HAND, EVEN CALCULATION DEY DICTATE AM.

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dejt4u:
Is Ogbomoso now in Osun State?

it has always been in oyo state never in osun state.