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Business / Re: NIPOST To Introduce Banking Services To Rural Areas — Shittu by zuma4k(m): 7:51pm On Apr 17, 2016
Enough of the talks, let them begin already... btw i don't believe we are ready for rural banking now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Barcelona : UCL (2 - 0) On 13th April 2016 by zuma4k(m): 10:05pm On Apr 13, 2016
I'VE ALWAYS DOUBTED THE CURSE OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, BUT TODAY.... I BELIEVED!
... sad sad sad

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Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by zuma4k(m): 8:03am On Mar 29, 2016
hi fellow NOUNITES, how does one drop a currently registered exam... (NEW PORTAL)
Celebrities / Re: Princess Vitarah: "The Story Behind The Nigerian Kitty-Cat Video" by zuma4k(m): 3:10pm On Mar 06, 2016
calculator123:
for only ur kids and generation
having IQ issues or you don't understand the sarcasm ... smh
Celebrities / Re: Princess Vitarah: "The Story Behind The Nigerian Kitty-Cat Video" by zuma4k(m): 9:51pm On Mar 05, 2016
Nice one, you're no doubt a good role model for your unborn kids and generation...
Politics / Re: Biafra: Kanu Drags Buhari To ECOWAS Court by zuma4k(m): 9:51pm On Mar 05, 2016
His rights having been infringed and trampled upon need immediate reevaluation and the culprits brought to book. I support this move 100%

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 5th March 2016 by zuma4k(m): 3:10pm On Mar 05, 2016
If I had the opportunity, I'd do my fellow Arsenal fans a favour by killing Arsene Wenger!
Education / Re: Unemployment: I Am Losing Interest In Studies!! by zuma4k(m): 6:39pm On Feb 20, 2016
Thank God I'm gaining invaluable experience in the field even while still in School...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Are NOUN Degrees Well Recognised By Major Employers? by zuma4k(m): 7:48pm On Feb 16, 2016
NOUN is the best without doubt!
Sports / Re: Any Reason Man-City Players Ignored Iheanacho's Goal? by zuma4k(m): 10:33am On Feb 15, 2016
lookandlaff:


Not to take away from your message but please don't use Arsenal as an example, Arsenal are losers, Arsenal celebrate anything including coming 4th
Are you okay bro??

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Sports / Re: Generous Not Disrespectful: Messi Penalty Another Example Of His Genius by zuma4k(m): 10:23am On Feb 15, 2016
2best:
Messi... the only footballer who doesn't break a sweat... permit me to say he's †̥Ђe best ever.
You can say that again...
Sports / Generous Not Disrespectful: Messi Penalty Another Example Of His Genius by zuma4k(m): 8:06am On Feb 15, 2016
The Argentine attacker has been accused of belittling Celta Vigo after rolling a spot-kick to Luis Suarez in the 6-1 win, but his was a selfless show of brilliance on Sunday.

The wonder of Lionel Messi should be celebrated, not scorned. The Argentine attacker received criticism from some quarters for his penalty pass to Luis Suarez on Sunday. Disrespectful, some said. Nonsense: it was the latest example of his genius - and in all probability a touching tribute to Johan Cruyff.

Messi has all the answers. Even against a Celta Vigo side who beat Barca 4-1 in September and who gave as good as they got in an evenly matched first half, there was the five-time Ballon d'Or winner with the solutions.

First, he gave the Catalans a lead they barely deserved with a fantastic free-kick (his fifth of the season, a new personal mark). And then, with the scores level at 1-1 in the second period, he took out six Celta defenders with an exquisite chip for Suarez to make it 2-1. He was simply unplayable.

He then embarked on a trademark dribble which set up Neymar and in turn Suarez for the third: all about the MSN. It was exhibition football, but what came next was even more spectacular.




Messi won a penalty with an outrageous piece of skill that brought a foul from Jonny and the Argentine looked all set to take the spot-kick himself. Fair enough: Neymar has been missing of late and the 28-year-old was in search of his 300th Liga goal. Instead, however, he rolled the ball to Suarez for the Uruguayan to poke home and complete his hat-trick.

Thierry Henry and Robert Pires tried something similar at Arsenal against Manchester City in 2005, but the pair failed to execute the move and it ended in embarrassment. Back in 1982, however, Cruyff and Jesper Olsen did succeed in a 5-0 win for Ajax over Helmond. Then, the Dutch legend passed to his left, the goalkeeper came off his line and after receiving the ball back from his Danish team-mate, he rolled it into the empty net.

Cruyff is currently battling lung cancer and said this week that he is "2-0 up" in his fight against the disease. What Messi and Suarez did on Sunday, if not a direct tribute to the Barca icon, was certainly pertinent in bringing the Dutch legend into our minds as the football world prays for his full recovery.

"I am hurt by the number of goals we let in, not by how they scored," Celta coach Toto Berizzo said after the game. "Their players are respectful with the rival: they score goals as they can, as they want to and as they are allowed to."

And Celta defender Gustavo Cabral echoed the thoughts of his coach. "It's annoying that it ended up being a goal," he said. "But not because of the way they took it."

Luis Enrique, meanwhile, was full of praise for the strike. "It's a legal way of taking a penalty," he said. "Some will like it and others won't, but those of us who are at this club try to win titles, to have a good time and to provide enjoyment for our fans in a spectacular fashion."
They certainly achieved that on Sunday in what was one of the most memorable halves of football at Camp Nou in recent times.







With Barca's brilliance, it has become common for the media in Spain to question whether their play is disrespectful - especially that of Neymar. But Luis Enrique lamented: "In this country sometimes a bad foul is more acceptable than a work of art on the pitch."

Sad but true. And if Celta's players and their coach believe Messi's actions did not represent a lack of respect towards their team, why should anyone else think so?

The Argentine creates something new in almost every game and his genius should be embraced with elation, not disdain. Because if fans cannot enjoy the finest footballer of his generation and probably the greatest player in history, then they may as well watch another sport instead

Politics / Re: Abia Governorship Election Supreme Court Hearing & Possible Judgment by zuma4k(m): 10:21pm On Feb 03, 2016
FINALLY!!!
Politics / Re: Abia Governorship Election Supreme Court Hearing & Possible Judgment by zuma4k(m): 9:02pm On Feb 03, 2016
BREATHTAKING!
Politics / Re: Abia Governorship Election Supreme Court Hearing & Possible Judgment by zuma4k(m): 6:17pm On Feb 03, 2016
tawa89:
I think it might go to Ikpeazu now.... Olujimi couldnt get in his cross appeal together with his appeal because it was allocated a wrong suit number. This was where i was banking on after the supreme court has trashed card reader....it is a mess....it will be a miracle for Wole Olanipekun to lose this now.....quite sad.
Praise the Lord!
Politics / Abia: Tension As Supreme Court Set To Hear Ikpeazu’s Appeal by zuma4k(m): 7:35am On Feb 03, 2016
There is palpable fear in the camps of the Peoples
Democratic Party (PDP) and All Progressives Grand
Alliance (APGA) in Abia State as the Supreme Court
begins hearing on the appeal of Dr. Okezie Victor
Ikpeazu. Recall that Ikpeazu had approached the country’s apex
court challenging the judgment of the Appeal Court
sitting in Owerri, Imo State which sacked him and
declared Alex Otti of the APGA the governor of the
state.
The Nation gathered that while some members of the
two parties were optimistic that the Supreme Court
would rule in their favour, others were skeptical of
whether the judgment was going to be in their favour.
Information also have it that supporters of the two
parties across the 17 local government areas of the
state have equally been mobilized to leave for Abuja
ahead of Wednesday’s sitting of the Supreme Court.
Supporters of both parties it was gathered have booked
for assorted kinds of drinks at respective drinking joints
to celebrate the victory of their candidates should the
Supreme Court decides to rule on the matter before it
the same day.
Some of them who spoke anonymously expressed
fears that the judgment and stated that they were
willing to accept whatever would be the decision of
Supreme Court.
One of the supporters said “you know what happened
in Rivers and Ebonyi state matters respectively when
they came up for hearing at the Supreme Court. Such a
thing may happen in Abia’s case and as I speak with
you now, we are on our way to Abuja ahead of
tomorrow’s court sitting. Supreme Court like you know
is the apex court of the land and whatever their
decision is, we will abide by it. But I am sure that our
candidate will get a fair hearing.”
It was also gathered that security agencies have
beefed-up their units in the state to avoid being caught
unawares should any person or group of persons
decide to cause breakdown of law and order in the
state.
http://thenationonlineng.net/abia-tension-as-supreme-court-set-to-hear-ikpeazus-appeal/

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployment And The Danger Of Personal Shyness: My Experience. by zuma4k(m): 9:36pm On Jan 29, 2016
Threads like this should be seen more often... not those yeye celebrities stuffs which will in no way impact our lives positively... God Bless You OP

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Politics / Re: Photos From The National Economic Council Meeting At The State House Yesterday by zuma4k(m): 10:35am On Jan 29, 2016
Gassa007:

I'm so happy nobody is quoting you. Attention seeking buffoon
he's just an ineffectual Buffon grin
Gassa007:

I'm so happy nobody is quoting you. Attention seeking buffoon
he's just an ineffectual Buffon

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Politics / Re: Gulak Declares Himself PDP Chairman - Punch News by zuma4k(m): 4:24pm On Jan 27, 2016
How at the mighty fallen
Religion / Re: Man's Car Falls From Bridge, Survives Fatal Accident After (Photos) by zuma4k(m): 1:44pm On Jan 26, 2016
Alright today's my birthday please show some love

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Politics / Re: Photos Of A 1953 Rollsroyce In Emir Sanusi's Garage by zuma4k(m): 1:41pm On Jan 26, 2016
Okay today's my birthday... There's a tradition here... Pls show some love

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Computers / Re: Fairly Use Hp Dv6 Laptop For Sale... by zuma4k(m): 5:54pm On Jan 25, 2016
Pwhitelaw:
... Hp dv6 laptop... 2GB 500....i need the cash for my school fees. Nothing to fix and itz working perfect.
is it sold out? 40k PH
Computers / Re: 4g Ram/320g Laptop@30k!!!give ur budget and get a good one too!!! by zuma4k(m): 5:19pm On Jan 25, 2016
gwillonlinemart:


will give u a call now....we will discuss on how u would receive it
I'm also interested, I reside in PH
Crime / Re: Ritual Killer Beheads 4-Year-Old Boy In Osun (graphic Pic) by zuma4k(m): 10:44pm On Jan 16, 2016
TRULY... THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH...
Politics / Re: Abia Election: Mike Ozekhome Faults Appeal Court Ruling by zuma4k(m): 2:39pm On Jan 08, 2016
GodpunishBuhari:


he is a pdp lawyer so I don't expect to say reasonable thing
you absolutely made no sense, you're obviously speaking based on sentiments...

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Politics / Re: Abia Election: Mike Ozekhome Faults Appeal Court Ruling by zuma4k(m): 2:36pm On Jan 08, 2016
he's absolutely correct!!!

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Politics / Re: Appeal-Court Sacks Ikpeazu, Declares Otti Winner by zuma4k(m): 7:52pm On Dec 31, 2015
Haha y'all have crawled out of ya shells... Nevertheless, the most you guys can get is an election rerun ... Ikpeazu will win 10/10 be rest assured

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Romance / Re: What Makes Ladies Happy In A Relationship? by zuma4k(m): 1:16pm On Dec 21, 2015
FolarinLondon:


Lies from pit of hell. ...

I have been with uncountable numbers of ladies and i can tell you categorically that ladies prefer average size and length to big dick.

However, what matter is how the average dick is employed and used by a gentleman and of course how quick you reach orgasm as a man.

How good are you with your finger and of course your tongue is a question you must ask yourself as individual. If you are a type that knows your onion, you can always get dirty with your girl and when you do with either your tongue or finger, it ll only take few minutes job with your dick to make her feel good.

If you are good with your finger alone, just before you get your dick in, you ll see a water-look liquid gushing out from her private part. That's maximum orgasm. She ll be useless and tired.

All in all, it's all about skills not big dick.

Do you know how painful it's for a decent girl(who has been with 2 to 3 guys) to take in a big dick. It's hell on earth for them. Normal girls take to their heels after first experience.

Ironically, Big dick is usually round but lack length. Big dick only fill the vaginal area and keep it stimulated but center of gravity deep inside the pu***y is left out. Long dick and average keep the Vaginal engaged and equally reach the spot at the same time.

A guy with small dick has no business with missionary or dog style. He could reach his potential by employing Student fridge or any furniture of that height. All he needs to do is to ensure that the lady in question sit on the fridge while he comes in between her legs. At this juncture, he spreads and raises her two legs with the pu***y at the edge of the fridge. At this state, the hungry vaginal with Clitoris are waiting for his dick and finger respectively. No matter how small d dick is, the lady ll definitely feel good.

Finally, there are ladies out there who love it big; no doubt but majority of these ladies are those who had several dicks.

The most important thing of all this is "HOW SEXUALLY COMPARTABLE ARE YOU".

God bless you all.
Noted Bro ...BTW what's your measurement of a d*ck? ... I.e what measurement is considered too small?. lastly, what's the average dick size?
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu And Obasanjo Commission Roads In Aba (Photos) by zuma4k(m): 4:39pm On Dec 19, 2015
My Governor doing what he knows best!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th December 2015 by zuma4k(m): 9:40pm On Dec 14, 2015
E done happen!!!
Sports / Re: UEFA Champions League Round of 16 Draw Live:12:00pm Today 14th Dec, 2015 by zuma4k(m): 11:54am On Dec 14, 2015
following...
Politics / Re: Governor Ikpeazu Playing Golf In Aba (Photos) by zuma4k(m): 7:02pm On Dec 05, 2015
Ride on... The peoples' choice!!!

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