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Politics / Re: Nigerians React To President Buhari's 2nd Term Declaration by zuma4k(m): 3:00pm On Apr 09, 2018
If the Incumbent President could perform so poorly in fulfilling his electoral promises in his first term, it beats my imagination the imminent untold hardship and killings in his second term if reelected with nothing more to fight for.

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Sports / Re: Zlatan’s Reaction To Cristiano Ronaldo’s Wonder Goal Against Juventus by zuma4k(m): 7:02pm On Apr 04, 2018
alphacyborg:


Eagle eyes cheesy

Sports / Re: Zlatan’s Reaction To Cristiano Ronaldo’s Wonder Goal Against Juventus by zuma4k(m): 3:03pm On Apr 04, 2018
alphacyborg:
Which of goals is better.

Like for Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Share for Cristiano Ronaldo
Cr7 fan, why did you interchange the original option? Lol
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Goal Against Juventus Poised To Win The Best Goal Ever by zuma4k(m): 12:30pm On Apr 04, 2018
Haha, how come we've never heard of Ronaldo being compared with the greatest players of all time including Pele and Maradona?... Concerning the goal, the technique was fantastic, but the best of all time?... Not even the best in the Champions League this Season.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Final Draw On 16th March 2018 by zuma4k(m): 12:17pm On Mar 16, 2018
AryaSand:
Yessssssssssss.
We got Roma! Yasssssssss!
AWESOME

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 14th March 2018 by zuma4k(m): 9:40pm On Mar 14, 2018
Fast becoming a Lionel Messi show
Sports / Re: Ronaldo And I Can Never Be Close Friends - Messi by zuma4k(m): 8:36pm On Nov 28, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photo Of Hushpuppi And Rapper Phyno Taken Together In Dubai by zuma4k(m): 11:06am On Jul 03, 2017
That's SUNNY and not MC GALAXY
Politics / Re: Abia State: Ikpeazu And Ogah Know Fate Today. by zuma4k(m): 11:32am On May 12, 2017
Congrats, my Governor
Music/Radio / Re: List Three Of Your Most Played Music by zuma4k(m): 5:41pm On Apr 07, 2017
Mirror97:
No woman no cry - Bob Marley
Redemption Song - Bob marley
Letter to my unborn child - 2pac.
Respect bro...

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Sports / Re: Omoyemi Yekini, Rashidi Yekini’s Daughter: "Dad Wasn’t Mentally Challenged" by zuma4k(m): 10:16am On Mar 27, 2017
Evaberry:
useless man and daughter
Are you Okay?... I mean mentally...

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Computer Market / Re: We Buy/sell Used Laptop(uk/american/nigerianused) by zuma4k(m): 8:39pm On Mar 22, 2017
I have a HP COMPAQ FOR SALE, are you interested?
Sports / Re: Is Cristiano Ronaldo Really Better That Messi?? Have Your Say by zuma4k(m): 6:37pm On Nov 30, 2016
This Man has changed the history of Football.Take a look here
Messi has won every individual trophies of FIFA.
And He won Six Trophies in a Single season With Barcelona.
And Not just this
This Man Never Dives.
He dribbles Flawlessly.
He passes Accurately .
He is a wonder to watch with his awesome nutmegs.
He just lofts the ball into the Box with a backspin.
He can even play as a winger .
He helps out Defense.
He also plays the role of a play maker.
He has the Perfect Balance and Ball Control.
He enjoys not just scoring but even assisting .
He is passion driven.
Here are some Quotes on Messi
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"For me, to watch Messi play is a pleasure – it’s like having an orgasm – it’s an incredible pleasure." - Luis Figo
"Messi is the best in the world without any doubt and for me the history of football," Luis Enrique.
"Once they said they can only stop me with a pistol. Today you need a machine gun to stop Messi." - Hristo Stoichkov
"Messi or Ronaldo best player in the world? In the world, I would say Ronaldo. Messi is from another planet." - Turkish international Arda Turan
"Messi is God, as a person and even more as a player. I knew him when he was a boy and I’ve watched him grow. He deserves it all." - Samuel Eto'o
"Although he may not be human, it’s good that Messi still thinks he is." -Javier Mascherano
"They tell me that all men are equal in God’s eyes, this player makes you seriously think about those words. " - Football commentator Ray Hudson
"Newton and Einstein had a certain level of autism - I hope that, like them, Messi surpasses himself every day and continues to give us his beautiful brand of football." - Romario
"Messi is the Mozart of football." - Radomir Antic
Leo Messi
"It is clear that Messi is on a level above all others. Those who do not see that are blind." - Xavi
"There are three or four important things in life: books, friends, women… and Messi." - Portuguese writer Antonio Lobo Antunes
"Barca will never have a player like Messi again. Messi’s greatness is present on and off the field of play." - Barcelona president Sandro Rosell
"At this point I’m starting to believe that Messi is tightly related to Clark Kent." - Israeli model Bar Rafaeli
"Messi is class. There is him, and then there is the rest. What he does is extraordinary." - Franck Ribery
"We give him the ball and stand back and watch. People often say to me they saw Pele and Maradona play. In the future, I will be able to say I saw Messi play." - Thiago Alcanatara
"He is always going forwards. He never passes the ball backwards or sideways. He has only one idea, to run towards the goal. So as a football fan, just enjoy the show." - Zinedine Zidane
"He sees passes that most people can only see whilst watching the game on TV, not ones that you can normally see on the pitch." - Tata Martino
"For the world of football, Messi is a treasure because he is role model for children around the world… Messi will be the player to win the most Ballons d’Or in history. He will win five, six, seven. He is incomparable. He’s in a different league." - Johan Cruyff
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Lionel Messi
"I have played against Platini, Maradona, Cruyff and played with George Best — a lot of big names, but none of them has been able to do what Messi does. Two years ago I said that the best player I played against was Maradona and the best player I have played with was Bestie. But I can now say I have never seen a player as good as Messi. He’s in a league of his own." - Former Tottenham star Gerry Armstrong
"Diego [Maradona] filled us with emotions. But between the cracks, without doubt, Messi is better than Maradona. " - Diego Simeone
"There is no doubt, you’re from another galaxy. Thanks Leo." - Maxi Rodriguez
"Who is the Best Player in the World? Leo Messi. Who is the Best Player Ever? Leo Messi." -Arsene Wenger
"I have seen the player who will inherit my place in Argentine football and his name is Messi. Messi is a genius." - Diego Maradona
"I like Messi a lot, he’s a great player. Technically, we’re practically at the same level." - Pele
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Lionel Messi and Pele
"Messi does not need his right foot. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world. Imagine if he also used his right foot, Then we would have serious problems." - Zlatan Ibrahimovic
"Fella’s a genius. Best ever by a distance in my life time. Never really saw Pele… Souness, Gullit, Venables and now Rooney agree Messi is the best they have seen. He plays a game with which we are not familiar." - Gary Lineker
"I played with Romario, Rivaldo, Ronaldo, Laudrup and Stoichkov but Messi is the best I’ve seen" - Former Barcelona and Chelsea star Albert Ferrer
"It feels good to be in the same generation as him. I believe he’s the best player in the history of the sport." - Gerard Pique
"Messi defies the laws of anatomy, he must have an extra bone in his ankle." - Argentina's 1986 World Cup-winning coach Carlos Bilardo
"Who’s better, Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo? Messi. Ronaldo is good, but Messi is 10 times better." - Dutch star Klaas-Jan Huntelaar
"Lionel Messi is quite clearly the best player ever. It’s a pleasure to pit myself against him and when I finish my career it’s something I can look back on and know I’ve tested myself against the very best." - John Terry
"In my entire life I have never seen a player of such quality and personality at such a young age, particularly wearing the ‘heavy’ shirt of one of the world’s great clubs." - Fabio Capello
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Lionel Messi
"Messi is better than Maradona; he is more complete, more consistent, more spectacular. He is reinventing the game – a mix of the real and the virtual." - Tostão
"I am not crazy enough to compare myself with Messi because he is the best there ever was and the best there will ever be ." - Mario Gomez
"I was a big fan of Maradona growing up and of the current crop Ronaldo is good but Messi is the best I’ve ever seen. I don’t dish out praise lightly but Messi deserves it. I look for weaknesses in his game and I can’t find them." - Roy Keane
"Messi is the best player ever. And this is said by someone who has seen Maradona and Pele play." - AC Milan chief Adriano Galliani
"He is the best in the world. Football seems easy when he plays it." - Bacary Sagna
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Lionel Messi
"I wear the number 10 Jersey for the US National Team in honour of the Greatest athlete I have ever seen: Messi." - Kobe Bryant
"The only bad thing about Ronaldo’s life is Messi. If it was not for him, Ronaldo would be the best player in the world for five years in a row." - Felipe Scolari
"I can’t believe anyone can have played the game of football as well as Messi." - Michael Owen
"Is Messi a real player or a PlayStation character?" - Radamel Falcao
"Messi is a genius. He has everything. When I watch him, I see a player who is very, very, skillful, very clever and his left foot is like Diego Maradona’s." - Franz Beckenbauer
"Messi or Cristiano? Cristiano Ronaldo is very good, but I prefer Messi. He’s incredible." -Gheorghe Hagi
"Comparing CR7 to Messi is an exercise of ignorance in football. Messi is Messi and others, footballers." - Spanish manager Miguel Angel Lotina
"The other day I saw one of his games. He was running with the ball at a hundred percent full speed, I don’t know how many touches he took, maybe five or six, but the ball was glued to his foot. It’s practically impossible." - Real Madrid legend Raul
"If he is so good, how can you express that? The superlatives ran out ages ago. On these pages, swearing has been tried. Or perhaps a symbol, something to signify that we have gone beyond words now." - Football writer Sid Lowe
"Don't write about him, don't try to describe him. Just watch him." - Pep Guardiola

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Signs £500k Per Week Contract (Photos) by zuma4k(m): 11:48am On Nov 08, 2016
niqqa:
Click like if u think Ronaldo is better than Messi, and share if u think Messi is better
You cannot get the correct turn up and votes cause this is a Ronaldo thread... And obviously, it'll be filled with Ronaldo's fans. Open a new thread, ask the same question again, then we can evaluate.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona VS Manchester City: UCL (4 - 0) On 19th October 2016 by zuma4k(m): 8:39am On Oct 20, 2016
TeamSimple:

Messi is no longer after any record in football,maybe a worldcup will do. But presently he has seen it all. He used his youthful career to achieve all he desire,now his just playing for fun.

I will never forget the season messi last won balon d'or. If you could remember Ronaldo started on a very high score with 28 goals in first 8weeks while messi was just with 8goals because he was trying to see the MSN partnership click. Giving final passes and clear scoring chances to help the misfit suarez. But it went round that Messi has lost his shine,a former barcelona vice president even said he has lost passion for football,

After that statement on goal.com messi started scoring and in matter of weeks surpassed Ronaldo who had 20goals difference previoulsy. After surpassing ronaldo with 35 to 33 he slowed down again and ronaldo ended the season highest goal scorere but Messi won everything available,coz he made the MSN partnership work. Messi has his priorities and nobody will make him change that ,not even his closest rival Ronaldo. Messi picks the year he wants his Balon d'or.
Awesome Analysis...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona VS Manchester City: UCL (4 - 0) On 19th October 2016 by zuma4k(m): 10:02pm On Oct 19, 2016
franchizy:
How can Pep start yaya Toure in midfield for a match like this.
i blame pep for this defeat. Why bench Nasari too.
Bad tactics by pep.
WEED

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Politics / Re: Udom Emmanuel Presents Landcruiser SUV To A Traditonal Ruler As Birthday Gift by zuma4k(m): 4:51pm On Oct 14, 2016
mmsen:

The same way that legitimate governments do.
is that an answer?
Politics / Re: Udom Emmanuel Presents Landcruiser SUV To A Traditonal Ruler As Birthday Gift by zuma4k(m): 12:38pm On Oct 14, 2016
mmsen:
Why does Nigeria so many useless 'monarchs' who provide no services whatsoever and can't even generate revenue to support the office that many of them have manufactured for themselves?
Please enlighten me on how a monarch will generate revenue for his office...
Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by zuma4k(m): 12:53pm On Oct 04, 2016
Please can I get TMA solutions for the outlined courses... - LAW 234, LAW 242, LAW 244, LAW 324, LAW 332, & LAW 342...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Difference Btw The Dssc And Ssc Of The Nigerian Army? by zuma4k(m): 10:05pm On Sep 18, 2016
Jaybaba7:
I thought this might be useful: THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THOSE COMMISSIONED INTO THE NIGERIAN ARMY! There are 5 types of commission in the Nigerian Army (NA) - Not Armed Forces. They are: 1. Regular Combatant (RC). Training takes 5 years. 2. Short Service Combatant (SSC). Training takes 6 - 9 months. 3. Direct Regular Combatant (DRC). Now attained on conversion from DSSC. 4. Direct Short Service Combatant (DSSC). Training takes 6 - 9 months. 5. Executive Commission (EC). Training takes 2 - 3 months. Details of such commissions are to be found in the Harmonised Terms and Conditions of Service (TACOS) for officers of the Nigerian Armed Forces but a summary goes thus: RC and SSC are combatants, trained to fight battles. Others are not meant to be combatants. Both SSC and DSSC are of relatively short durations (not more than 12 years I think, excluding extension of service) and must convert to RC and DRC respectively to enjoy a longer career. Theoretically, RCs and DRCs can rise to become generals ie Brigadier Generals, Major Generals etc. (Remember the pyramid structure? The higher it gets, the smaller it becomes. In other words, many are called but only a few are chosen). DRCs are mainly professionals - surgeons, pharmacists, chaplains, surveyors etc. - and are usually not found in the core combat arms of Infantry, Armour and Artillery but are be found in the Army Engineers and Signals. ECs are made up of former soldiers and do not usually exceed the rank of Major. There are varying criteria for the various commissions. In reality the advantage is more on the side of those who were originally RCs than those who were originally SSCs in terms of age, rank, numbers etc. However, anything can happen, for instance Lt. Gen. Ishaya Bamaiyi (rtd.) rose to become Chief of Army Staff (COAS) even though he wasn't originally an RC. Although DRCs may never become COASs or General Officers Commanding (GOCs), they can apart from being Staff Officers also hold command posts in corps or services in which they predominate. These include Education, Medical and Finance among others. Life in the Army here in Nigeria can be promising, particularly now that efforts have been made to consolidate emoluments but achievement of success or wealth in the Army (here in Nigeria as well as is in other countries) is a product of motivation and determination. If you want to live well, you will. If you don't, you won't. The choice is really yours! For RC or DRC, mininum years of service is about 15 years and life as a cadet can be quite strenuous. Generally, training is in the Infantry Corps Centre and School (ICCS), Jaji, Kaduna State. As for the DSSs and ECs, their training is usually less strenuous, not as in NDA where RCs and SSCs are trained. Cadets are usually humourously welcomed with the euphemism, "Unfortunate Nigerians, you will nearly die but you will not die!" But you should survive if you are physically fit afterall, many have gone before you. As a cadet, you are entitled to allowances which may not really cater for your family if you have one but could go a long way to help you sustain yourself. If you wish to obtain more information on the Nigerian Army and the types of application forms available, you can check with the Army Public Relations Department in any military barracks near you. For RC, you need at least 5 credits including English and Mathematics. For SSC, DRC and DSSC, you must be a graduate. Lawyers in the army are usually found in the Army Legal Services and the Military Police. They can also be found in lesser numbers in other corps and services. As for your private practice, it all depends on what type but you won't be expected to have your private practice as a lawyer alongside your military career. Lastly, it is also noteworthy to say that the Nigerian Defence Academy (NDA) now offers some post-graduate courses for those in the military as well as for those not in the military.
Well done Sir

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Romance / Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by zuma4k(m): 11:10am On Sep 18, 2016
cyprus000:
[size=13pt] Innocence. I just don't know why. Maybe, bcs I'm evil [/size]
Seconded...
Sports / Re: FIFA To Stop Awarding The Ballon D'or by zuma4k(m): 1:26pm On Sep 17, 2016
Hahahaha Messi all the way...
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Helping His Son With His Homework (Photo) by zuma4k(m): 9:32am On Sep 16, 2016
Where's his mum?
Properties / Re: How Much To Build A Hotel In Nigeria (lagos, Anambara, Owerri) by zuma4k(m): 9:20am On Sep 16, 2016
gimakon:
I have a friend who wants to venture into hotel and tourism management so he's making inquiries about these things

- a good place where he can get a good piece of land
- like how many square meters (size of the land)
- price range to expect when making purchases for the piece of land.
- he wants to have a hotel of say 40 - 45 rooms.

Now he's asking the total cost (land + construction + expenses to be made)

Estimates, like how much could he be letting down for this kind of project.
I'd suggest he builds in PH, and I can help with almost everything you'll need (but it all depends on the budget) say 300m for a start because of inflation
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Arsenal : UCL (1 - 1) On 13th September 2016 by zuma4k(m): 7:58pm On Sep 13, 2016
The best PSG can get is a draw... Mark my words...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (2 - 1) On 10th September 2016 by zuma4k(m): 4:35pm On Sep 10, 2016
Arsenal's English core disappointing yet again!
Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by zuma4k(m): 10:24am On Aug 24, 2016
Please I'm having difficulties opening the ILEARN portal, is anyone else experiencing such?... And what do I do?

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