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Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Jarus(m): 5:15am On Jul 27, 2012
~Bluetooth:

Jarus - Bus conductor
I noo get shenji o. Obalende/Mushin straight
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by AjanleKoko: 5:22am On Jul 27, 2012
naijababe:

Ajanlekoko - bookseller at Yaba bus stop.

For where.
I be rewire, based in Bariga wink
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by xynerise: 5:43am On Jul 27, 2012
We all know 190 is a cafe attendant.
Golduluks is a jambite
Iice is a proprietress
Sexkillz works in a micro finance bank(akawo)
Seun distributes oranges in trucks grin
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by fagamite: 6:35am On Jul 27, 2012
AjanleKoko:

For where.
I be rewire, based in Bariga wink

You for Bariga? You wont even last a second!
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 7:02am On Jul 27, 2012
...you r spot on my guy. Especially Beaf,....am of d opinion d guy is unemployed. Or better still,he's employed by Reno Omokri (GEJ Special Adviser on 'New Media')
Brand_new: I`m pretty sure most are unemployed.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by megawax8: 7:04am On Jul 27, 2012
educated and perhaps workin:seun,shymexx,oam4j,musiwa,mukina,freecocoa,jarus,afam4eva,beaf,gbawe....
Not at all educated and perhaps dnt deserve to hav a profession:born2fvck,sexkillz,beaf(nt at all a mistake),kobojunkie,to mention but a few.... grin
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by kandiikane(m): 7:17am On Jul 27, 2012
shocked shocked shocked

The furrer added shymexx as educated. TUFIAKWA!!

What nonsensical bul---- tongue
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by kushe: 7:18am On Jul 27, 2012
U would be amazed if you met some characters here for real.for all you know you might have abused a billionaire who you only could interact with through pages of the newspapers.
Okay let me give u some gist,the MD of an international oil major comes here and sometimes comments. For all una wey dey find work,keep on abusing strangers wey fit change your life.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by kandiikane(m): 7:22am On Jul 27, 2012
^^Thank you!


Imagine, they abuse me not knowing that the MD of an international oil major is my husband. grin tongue
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by EzePromoe: 7:38am On Jul 27, 2012
Herdsmen - namfav, fulaman

Area boys: D explorer, Billonaire

Yahoo yahoo boys AKA 419 - sexkillz, born2fuck.

Juju priests - Okija juju

Drug dealers - alj harem, afam4eva

Mama put dealers - Idowuogbo, Ileke idi, freecocoa

Ashawo - sli*y*m

and many other jobless fellow too numerous to mention.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by khattab008: 7:44am On Jul 27, 2012
Funniest thread of the decade i swear
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by israelbenzion: 8:05am On Jul 27, 2012
Who is this on Nairaland?

Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 8:07am On Jul 27, 2012
israel ben-zion:
Who is this on Nairaland?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/768468_Beaf202620Co__jpgbe233318f63f110e3d151271267badc3

Beaf?
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by israelbenzion: 8:12am On Jul 27, 2012
^^^

Na u know o!
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Demdem(m): 8:14am On Jul 27, 2012
PointB: Lol @ thread.

I think Demdem is a 'Retardeen' Chorister.

Make I report myself:
PointB: Son of a Black Smith.

Until u all are completely brainwashed with the song and become an ardent beliver like me, won't stop singing it then.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ODB1: 8:23am On Jul 27, 2012
kandiikane:

Question one. Where did I claim female on this thread?

Question two. Na only female strippers you only ever see or hear bot?

Question three. Did you know gays can be joined in marriage/civil partnerships?

Question four. Did you know gays can adopt?

Question five. Did you know the effeminate gay can call himself the mother?

Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Willzkid(m): 8:23am On Jul 27, 2012
Must nairalanders make a mess of everything?
I come here hoping to get a clue on the lives of NLers outside this forum, but alas the thread doesnt go beyond 2 posts before it is derailed..
From the little I've been able to gather:
Seun, Mukina2, kobojunkie, Afam4eva= web designers
Beaf= IT Person/PR practitioner of some sort
Ekt_bear= Lecturer
Jarus=blogger/accountant in an MNC
yme, freecocoa and most of d guys in romance section= students
The character that has been an object of my recent ratiocination is "musiwa".
With several ubiquitous handles, this guy just has to get your attention.
No offences intended, but I have actually thought that this guy was a traffic generating bot..LOL
At other times I thought he was the handiwork of seun or jarus.
some googling suggests that ADESEGUN MUSIWA DELE is a human afterall..
I hope to start a thread on dis guy soon
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by emsquare(m): 8:31am On Jul 27, 2012
Very funny!
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by kandiikane(m): 8:51am On Jul 27, 2012
[quote author=O.D.B.][/quote]

Lol, eat your heart out.

I am queer, proud and here to stay. cool
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by DrDre1(m): 8:53am On Jul 27, 2012
Lol... Nairaland o!
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Skmoda360(m): 8:53am On Jul 27, 2012
Hehehehehehe!!! grin
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by kandiikane(m): 8:54am On Jul 27, 2012
@0DB

Gawd damn!! Your dp is another matter, I felt some flutters but I guess being gay is not a choice. I cannot become straight just because of one photo. tongue
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Yeske2(m): 9:03am On Jul 27, 2012
Musiwa works as a cartographer in some office in Canada
pointB, Onlytruth: Politicians
Beaf: Me think he's in politics too
Chino: works in some government office in Awka maybe government house
Shymmex: Peckham street kid living on benefits
Ekt bear: Lecturer
Seun: covert employee of the CIA and mossad
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 9:05am On Jul 27, 2012
Yeske! = Townhall busybody
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Yeske2(m): 9:09am On Jul 27, 2012
Ileke-IdI:
Yeske! = Townhall busybody
Was it because i told NL. what you actually do in Amelika? Oya no vex na.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by kandiikane(m): 9:11am On Jul 27, 2012
Yeske!:
Musiwa works as a cartographer in some office in Canada
pointB, Onlytruth: Politicians
Beaf: Me think he's in politics too
Chino: works in some government office in Awka maybe government house
Shymmex: Peckham street kid living on benefits
Ekt bear: Lecturer
Seun: covert employee of the CIA and mossad

grin grin grin grin
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 9:12am On Jul 27, 2012
Yeske!:
Was it because i told NL. what you actually do in Amelika? Oya no vex na.

Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 9:16am On Jul 27, 2012
How did i 4get ileke-idi in my list OYA take this>> Ileke-idi= cultural dancer grin
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by slimyem: 9:28am On Jul 27, 2012
bennyraz: never, i repeat again! never u in ur life again type dis sh1t.
lol.
Free am!
Na 'notice me' im wan do...
I don notice am..
Besides,its a fun thread.
I forgive him in the spirit of the thread!
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 9:30am On Jul 27, 2012
bennyraz: How did i 4get ileke-idi in my list OYA take this>> Ileke-idi= cultural dancer grin

Finally someone gets it right. I mean c'mon, what else do I use my Ilekes for?
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ODB1: 9:34am On Jul 27, 2012
kandiikane: @0DB

Gawd damn!! Your dp is another matter, I felt some flutters but I guess being gay is not a choice. I cannot become straight just because of one photo. tongue

You going to hell, a55 muncher

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