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Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by kandiikane(m): 10:43am On Jul 27, 2012
bennyraz: which question be dat

You be barrister or solicitor or two in one?


Eze Promoe: Apologies o o o, shebi na guess we dey guess.

lmao, see dis one.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by chucky234(m): 10:43am On Jul 27, 2012
bennyraz: thank God u rememberd grin anytime wey police arrest u 4 stealing, call on me. I'll be there grin
We need to arrest Shymmex and Billyonaire first that way people will take us serious,what's your take on this?
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by EzePromoe: 10:49am On Jul 27, 2012
bennyraz: never, i repeat again! never u in ur life again type dis sh1t.


slimyem: lol.
Free am!
Na 'notice me' im wan do...
I don notice am..
Besides,its a fun thread.
I forgive him in the spirit of the thread!
Thanks for your understanding and for the first man, no dey carry another person load for your head. We're still friends though!
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ayobase(m): 10:55am On Jul 27, 2012
kushe: U would be amazed if you met some characters here for real.for all you know you might have abused a billionaire who you only could interact with through pages of the newspapers.
Okay let me give u some gist,the MD of an international oil major comes here and sometimes comments. For all una wey dey find work,keep on abusing strangers wey fit change your life.

Im sure the chairman has a very large heart filled with sense of humour, but u!
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 11:17am On Jul 27, 2012
chucky234: Somalia Ke, I need to organise rescue operatiob sharp sharp
Thank God you have internet connection,just stay put so I can get my men ready
Has Somalia excluded Nigeria from countries with free visa entry to Somalia? Pls confirm that for me fast, though am optimistic they will grant us entry if we pose as Boko Boys,that's the icing on the cake.

We are coming for you bro,just stay put oooo
are u coming by road or Air
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 11:19am On Jul 27, 2012
chucky234: We need to arrest Shymmex and Billyonaire first that way people will take us serious,what's your take on this?
write a letter and send it to policemonitor@npf.gov.ng they will arrest them Asap cheesy
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 11:20am On Jul 27, 2012
kandiikane:

You be barrister?
yes.. But i dropped it last month. I'm now a civil engineer cheesy
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Freiburger(m): 11:21am On Jul 27, 2012
Guyz, please avoid derailing this thread let the possible real proffession of the Nairalanders keep coming in.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by achi4u(m): 11:22am On Jul 27, 2012
finally am an EFCC agent,all your comments are been read and documented.

BEWARE!!!

cheers
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ifihearam: 11:23am On Jul 27, 2012
Beckyomas......choir director
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by kandiikane(m): 11:24am On Jul 27, 2012
bennyraz: yes.. But i dropped it last month. I'm now a civil engineer cheesy

lol, I smell fish. tongue

Bennyraz=419er
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Freiburger(m): 11:24am On Jul 27, 2012
achi4u: finally am an EFCC agent,all your comments are been read and documented.

BEWARE!!!

cheers

^^Who cares? You can go and document everything from politics to the jokes section.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by kandiikane(m): 11:26am On Jul 27, 2012
^^I saw that.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 11:29am On Jul 27, 2012
kandiikane:

lol, I smell fish. tongue

Bennyraz=419er
im now a politician. Cheers
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Jaykizz(m): 11:48am On Jul 27, 2012
chima12: you got that of herdmens right.
I hope 'Chima12' & 'Mrs Chima' ar nt relatd in any way...
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 11:48am On Jul 27, 2012
@BLYSS still cosigning to losers for some get back, huh?

Know this: If i were an escort, I'd just be trying to catch up to the records of both of your mammies. smiley

since you and co cant seem to keep me out of your mouths,
it appears i should charge your azzes for that mouthaction... tongue tongue

#FCKYOU.PAYME!
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 11:51am On Jul 27, 2012
r231:

Nahhhh........people will mistake him for bread.. grin grin grin

He is too light grin

grin grin
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by chucky234(m): 11:54am On Jul 27, 2012
bennyraz: are u coming by road or Air
Na by road naw,Dana airline is still serving ban
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 11:55am On Jul 27, 2012
LOL @ the mod who edited my post.

chill.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by chucky234(m): 11:57am On Jul 27, 2012
Freiburger: Guyz, please avoid derailing this thread let the possible real proffession of the Nairalanders keep coming in.
You wey be roadside agbero for Germany abi you wan deny am
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by chucky234(m): 12:00pm On Jul 27, 2012
bennyraz: write a letter and send it to policemonitor@npf.gov.ng they will arrest them Asap cheesy
policemonitor ke,I wan police prefect email because monitors are outdated
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Freiburger(m): 12:02pm On Jul 27, 2012
chucky234: You wey be roadside agbero for Germany abi you wan deny am
dat one for be a big job for me na, but agbero job dey hard to get for Germany.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by arapoa(m): 12:12pm On Jul 27, 2012
Seun - yahoo yahoo boy
Siena - car dealer
Chaircover - full house wife
Mrs Chima - nanny
mynd44 - street hawker
Sexkillam - cafe attendant
Idowuogbo - paraga seller
Kilimanjaro - runs boy
2buff- bodyguard
Tellwisdom - vendor
Bittyend - vulganizer
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 12:26pm On Jul 27, 2012
2buff- bodyguard

i can definitely believe that. smiley
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by arapoa(m): 12:37pm On Jul 27, 2012
Freecocoa - ashawo
realbitch - ashawo
ijebabe - house girl
sisi killz - house girl
billionaire - arm robber
mukina2 - kunu seller
lefulefu - area boy
flashaldrin - carpenter apprentice
gbawe - professor
pro01 - teacher
190- clown
mr corrk - giggolo
violent - tout
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Tgirl4real(f): 12:39pm On Jul 27, 2012
arapoa: Freecocoa - ashawo
realbitch - ashawo
ijebabe - house girl
sisi killz - house girl
billionaire - arm robber
mukina2 - kunu seller
lefulefu - area boy
flashaldrin - carpenter apprentice
gbawe - professor
pro01 - teacher
190- clown
mr corrk - giggolo
violent - tout


grin grin grin
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by arapoa(m): 12:44pm On Jul 27, 2012
MsDarkSkin:

i can definitely believe that. smiley
hes a bodyguard for one alhaji in lagos.
Msdarskin - model
inspired-m - car robber
ODB - smuggler
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 12:50pm On Jul 27, 2012
arapoa:
hes a bodyguard for one alhaji in lagos.
Msdarskin - model
inspired-m - car robber
ODB - smuggler

lmao! grin grin

My list:
Royal - cook (top of the line roaster grin)
Ms Dark - Nunya Rep @ Mind yours Inc.
Mrs Chima - Manbitch Exterminator
Fulaman - Lecturer
MagnumPI - Leader of the Anti-Wasteman Justice League
Arapoa - Comedian
Tellwisdom - Gateboy kiss
190 and Lefulefu - Jobless
Mr.Cork - Area boy cheesy
Jaybee - Shrink
Post Editing Moderator - Paid Instigator.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ocelot2006(m): 12:58pm On Jul 27, 2012
Eko Ile- Active NURTW member and Area boy
Beaf- Militant leader
Namfam- Aboki Meruwa
Kobojunkie- Sahara Reporters
190 and Born2fuck- LAGOS based gigolos
Ajanlekoko- Business Consultant and future Fortune-500 CEO
Oyb- Power Engineer and part-time ACN politician
Mrs Chima- housewife and no-nonsense man-eater

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Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Jidefido(m): 1:00pm On Jul 27, 2012
journalist.........Jide fido
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 1:13pm On Jul 27, 2012
Nice thread
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ochiaha1(m): 1:18pm On Jul 27, 2012
Politician: CHESSBOARD

Boy-in-the-hood: kayusfit

Speech Writter: Ochi-aha

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