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| Blonde Bank Robbers by Migines(m): 11:07am On Dec 12, 2007 |
Blonde Bank Robbers Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first Blonde, Judy, planned the robbery and went over the plan with the second blonde, Buffy, in great detail. The robbery began. Judy drove up in front of the bank, Stopped the car and said to Buffy, "I want to make Absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you Understand the plan?" "Perfectly," replied Buffy. Buffy went in the bank while Judy waited in the getaway Car. One minute passed, three minutes pass, seven Minutes pass, and Judy was really stressing out. Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here came Buffy.She had a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time she got the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he was firing his weapon. As the gals are getting away, Judy yelled, "You are such a Blonde! I thought you understood the plan!" Buffy said, "I did. I did exactly what you said!" "No, you idiot!" snapped Judy. "You got it all mixed up. I said, 'tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!'" |
| Re: Blonde Bank Robbers by Maleeq(m): 6:16pm On Dec 12, 2007 |
he! he! he!  |
| Re: Blonde Bank Robbers by tjtj1(m): 8:21pm On Dec 12, 2007 |
nice 1 migines |
| Re: Blonde Bank Robbers by Neyoyo(m): 8:38pm On Dec 12, 2007 |
Cool |
| Re: Blonde Bank Robbers by topeteadr(m): 11:52pm On Dec 12, 2007 |
I'm lmao. |
| Re: Blonde Bank Robbers by clemcykul(f): 12:01pm On Dec 13, 2007 |
lol blonde miind in action i love being a  blondeeeeeeee! |
| Re: Blonde Bank Robbers by saucekid(m): 6:31pm On Dec 13, 2007 |
@ clemcy your wish will come true |
| Re: Blonde Bank Robbers by clemcykul(f): 11:49am On Dec 14, 2007 |
amen! |
| Re: Blonde Bank Robbers by benjay1(m): 1:25pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
@Clem n Migs Ona don dey use style tell us how ona rob that ALAJOR for bariga. I pray say no EFCC official read this. because this na 2 count charge, sexual harrassment and robbery. I go visit ona with beans for kirikiri sha if worse come to worst. |
| Re: Blonde Bank Robbers by saucekid(m): 1:38pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
benji, for the fact say u know where dem rob means to say,u follow dem do the robbery |
| Re: Blonde Bank Robbers by benjay1(m): 1:42pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
haaaaaa Na visit i go visit Migs ooo when him and clem enta house with the looth. |
| Re: Blonde Bank Robbers by clemcykul(f): 2:25pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
u came in just wen we were about off loading our grocery bags, and u thot we were just coming back 4rm the back u robbed, lol guilty conscience is bad for u ben |
| Re: Blonde Bank Robbers by benjay1(m): 5:27pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
Hmmmm Clem Clem, see as you change the whole story. i swear you are good. u can get an oscar with this story line. But pple na lie oooooooo, I see the looth with my two naked eyes. |
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