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Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by topeteadr(m): 6:04pm On Dec 18, 2007
Saucekid, if ituen catch u en, ur case go worse pass him own.
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by lailai2(m): 12:53am On Dec 27, 2007
sauce, no mind al dis buzy bodies, invest 4 nythin wey u want if its worth it
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by clemcykul(f): 10:37am On Dec 27, 2007
ben~jay:

@Clem n Migs Come i hope you guys are not about to start anything because i will give it to both of you hot.
dont fear ben, we will just fry ur left arse and the right one we will gladly send it to hell grin
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by ituen(m): 7:07am On Dec 28, 2007
tessybaby:

@window i mean wendydio
busy body
wettin be ya own?
de guy dey fall for me naah
na my lucky day
@ saucekid
saucy dear!! am waiting

Sh**t. Tessy, have u been cheating on me?

U didnt find any other guy but saucekid?!!!
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by Migines(m): 8:18am On Dec 28, 2007
Hmmmm. Family problems.
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by tessybaby(f): 8:56am On Dec 28, 2007
ituen:

Sh**t. Tessy, have u been cheating on me?

You didnt find any other guy but saucekid?!!!

hey honey u should know me very well naaa
i can't stoop dat low
inshort he has been fooling around me when u
were not around.
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by saucekid(m): 9:51am On Dec 28, 2007
*fooling around* shocked shocked shocked
or you were the one showing me tasty laps grin grin grin
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by Migines(m): 10:18am On Dec 28, 2007
And cleavage
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by saucekid(m): 10:23am On Dec 28, 2007
exactly
and being a full blooded man that i am. . . . . . i will have a taste of it,already had the sample grin grin grin
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by Migines(m): 10:31am On Dec 28, 2007
Good luck. But i must warn u, ituen get one water gun lyk dat but na acid(conc. H2so4 to be precise) deh inside.
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by Migines(m): 10:32am On Dec 28, 2007
Good luck. But i must warn u, ituen get one water gun lyk dat but na acid(conc. H2so4 to be precise) deh inside.
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by saucekid(m): 10:58am On Dec 28, 2007
and my own gun na base dey inside NAOH grin grin grin
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by clemcykul(f): 11:30am On Dec 28, 2007
hahhahha lemme expose ur dalyn iteun. tessy has been busy bangn around! lemme giv names kronkayy,sauckid,TT and iwajay plus thug,minus miggie plus phinter lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
am sory iteun but its he truth, nikke would love to replace tessy! grin grin grin grin

tess grin grin grin grin grin grin wink
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by tessybaby(f): 11:34am On Dec 28, 2007
CLEMCY!!!!!!!!
I can't beleive my eyes
u of all people?
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by saucekid(m): 12:15pm On Dec 28, 2007
this one wey u dey look surprised,shey na lie??
evidence dey oooo
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by ituen(m): 11:13pm On Dec 30, 2007
i'm really confused.
Clemcy who is Nikke?

@Saucekid
Did u use a condom?
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by benjay1(m): 1:42am On Dec 31, 2007
hmmm nikke, i think the name rings a bell.

Oooh okay now i get it. its the girl with the attention problem right ?
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by ituen(m): 1:49am On Dec 31, 2007
nikke is diff from naijagurly
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by benjay1(m): 2:01am On Dec 31, 2007
yeap.

The babe dey suffer from chest heart break.
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by ituen(m): 4:07am On Dec 31, 2007
Ok. I can now place the person. Can she stand Tessy with a fight? Tessy got a black belt in karate
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by Migines(m): 6:46am On Dec 31, 2007
4rm d swells on ur face, datts obvious.
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by ituen(m): 8:46am On Dec 31, 2007
I believe u also musta tasted from her anger
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by clemcykul(f): 9:09am On Dec 31, 2007
do i smell divorce in the air grin tess see u in court grin grin
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by ituen(m): 9:26am On Dec 31, 2007
Yea, cos u wanna rip miggy of the little property black and white TV, turntable and cane chair he has so worked hard for
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by benjay1(m): 11:26am On Dec 31, 2007
haaa clem thats not fair oooo.
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by saucekid(m): 11:41am On Dec 31, 2007
condom ke?? what is that??
*i poured all the male pap into her,period* grin grin grin
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by benjay1(m): 11:51am On Dec 31, 2007
@saucekid So i guess a baby is on the way, How e go be naa shey make i wash my christmas cloth down for the naming ceremony ? I believe say enof rice go dey sha ?
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by saucekid(m): 11:52am On Dec 31, 2007
enof rice,meat and guess what . . . . . . . . . . . . .UDEME grin grin grin
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by benjay1(m): 12:02pm On Dec 31, 2007
Abeg add kparaga and shekpe cos Ituen dey come.
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by saucekid(m): 12:03pm On Dec 31, 2007
added grin grin grin with pleasure
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by clemcykul(f): 12:22pm On Dec 31, 2007
buhahaha lol pls dont 4get to add bla bla bla bla on the menu grin
Re: What's Ur Ass Type? by benjay1(m): 1:12pm On Dec 31, 2007
Clem and bla bla bla

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