davefieldpop: The lady reaction no matter,na the guy reaction b the koko, he will be tinkin **Tonight go mad,i don take alomo** while staring at the boobs with a big grin on his face.

armyofone: looking at the menu and asking if they have discount
looking at the menu and already sweating
ask for nice fine wine not sweet tea


Nig guys take you to 5stars? nkan be . ya bottom go suffer as you both sit long waiting for our padi to pick a meal.

tpia@:
^true that, for the most part.

but a lot of naijas are very frugal though, and some wouldnt spend at all even if they could afford to.

Abbey2sam:
must the guy order for you? Or wat you tryin to tell us is they dont serve real food in 5star resturantz...not in naija i guess...

Okija_juju: Omo!!

I know say I no fit carry babe go this kind restaurant at all... Not because of the price of the food, but because I know say;

1. I no go enjoy the food.
2. Even if I enjoy it, I no go belle-full
3. As per say na Oyinbo restaurant and na bigger boys paroles, I no fit ask for second plate so as not to fall my hand.


HOWEVER, No babe go ever use her head turn this kind restaurant down... Instead, she go bring out her BB, snap picture with the food, the entrance (with the name showing), for their toilet, with the waiter and the chef then her BB status go change to #5 Star restaurant things with my boo..
Lolz, i wan laugh my Guts out! Those gurls with there BBs.. enh.....

Ileke-IdI:



So dating = sexing ?

armyofone: lol, can you imagine that Chocolaty Syrup drawing on a fancy china . That caviar no be ordinary fish egg. Forget catfish egg for inside that dried fish or okporoko egg.
yeah right, 6 servings but padi is not filled up. please can we stop on the way home to pick up groceries, woman, i'm still hungry . i have goat meat in the freezer. I know it is 9pm but i can wait for the stew and rice to cook.
excuse me, i'm too filled up from the 5star resturant meals to start cooking. Please take me home i have to study for an exam tomorrow morning

antitpiah: Maybe a super 8. Super 8 beats 5 star anyday anytime

PS: Who needs a five star restaurant when you can go here: www.backpage.com.

omar22: A table for 2 at the Dorchester Hotel is well over £500

tpia@:
£500 is about $1000.

not that some people cant afford it, but there'd have to be the subjective necessity of shelling out that amount compared to say a $50 meal elsewhere.



if, for example, you're wooing dangote's daughter, or adenuga's daughter, $1000 is small change.

Okija_juju: I remember when I first took my fiancee to a roadside mama-put.. She form say she no dey chop local content. I don vex dey para sef, for my mind after I yansh her, na to delete her number. Anyways, I force her to chop o!! No be say I no get money, but I been think say she be one of those useless babes wey dey form unnecessarily..

Well, I regretted it big time.. The babe vomit for like 2 days come fall sick wey I think say she for die sef.. Omo!! That time na ehn I see say na factory fitted aje-butta I carry o!![size=18pt] So now, if no be from 2.5 Star up[/size], no show...

D-Explorer:


Taaaaaaah, go sidon! Hungry Ekiti woman different from any other hungry woman out there?

since very few can afford that,

tpia@:


actually, some (not all however) of these guys can afford it, but good luck getting them to shell out the dough.

afam4eva: It's called a date and not a food assembly. If you want to eat good food, then go to the market, buy your ingredents and cook. Then you can eat to your heart's content.

Idowuogbo:
Jesos! It's Mcdees or McDonald's.

U seriously need walk around with a dictionary...

okeybest19:

LWKMD!!
Oya! See teacher oo...OLODO!!. Mcdee's or Macdonald's dey dictionary ni?