But for some of the gals I know, Puff puff is not just ENUF.

True, some want jollof.

And if you offer Jollof only, the relationship may not be smooth but ROUGH.

All ye philanderers, make una nor shar carry una promiscuity reach my turf!

some guys dey yarn opata for hia. Seems they wanna go jail. Where's my handcuff?

Forget about that unless you want us in a scruff.

scruff? I bet u don't want that to happen else u get infected with a dandruff.

Ya all be talking abt dandruff, una no know say aslag dey 2moro?

aslag? Is that an event or what? As i don't have money to flex with tomorrow, can i come to u and borrow?

or make i kukuma go hustle 4 myself, maybe push a wheelbarrow.

So you wan go push barrow for that ur road wey dey narrow.

If you need money so badly, why don't you just sell your bone marrow?

Or he cud just psyche up his babe n maybe drain her account to ZERO.

If you do that you'll not be considered a hero.

LOL! Why not? My babe doesn't need any "psyching" up, she gives freely. Her name is Caro.

Then why not just pass me her friend that goes by the name VERO.

So you can rip her with your software called NERO ?

and freeze her just like sub ZERO

U want to use ur gf and practise mortal kombat? Don't do what u will regret later and have a heart full of sorrow.

Live life to the fullest , forget about tomorrow

Av neva seen tomorrow, all I always c is TODAY.

I like that, we don't need any delay.

Y'all be bluffing about delays even when you ain't got the PAY

So let's move to the next agenda of the day.

Relax Bro , it's not yet the month of MAY

Imanuelle: Y'all be bluffing about delays even when you ain't got the PAY

Does it mean guys without the means should be kept @ bay?

If that is the condition, then only a few will stay.

And u know what that means, a boring day.

don't worry bro, I'm working on a new technology, very we'll start making money from CLAY

I like that. While the sun shines, it is best to make HAY.

Better to work hard now when u still have the strength, so that during d later stage of ur life, u will have all the time in the world to PLAY.

Tseems you guys have gone real far, wud you suggest I step out of the WAY?

But I'd rather you didn't suggest so coz I'd really wudnt mind to STAY.

I don't want to stay here anymore. Can someone show me the way to the nearest Post Office? I need to get some STAMPS.

Why not let's call on Lord Reed coz around here he seems to be one of the CHAMPS.