dayokanu:

Na only bad bad stuff you dey understand

meanwhile, Yo she ne za ki zu geri nna?

Actually was thinking about that, wanted to ask you couple of weeks ago, where i can visit there and have fun and nice hotels to lodge in, i just decieded to use google.

And Madam CC has spoken.....love that.

ronkebp:

Actually was thinking about that, wanted to ask you couple of weeks ago, where i can visit there and have fun and nice hotels to lodge in, i just decieded to use google.

Hotel ke? I no gree ooo.

When I get apartment. Oya come crash with me, I just buy new bed after armyofone destroyed the other one with her huge Ikebe.

let me knw your schedule

dayokanu:

Hotel ke? I no gree ooo.

When I get apartment. Oya come crash with me, I just buy new bed after armyofone destroyed the other one with her huge Ikebe.

let me knw your schedule

only if you will vacate your apratment for me and my hubby, i don't go any where without him. what plans do you have in stock for us.

ronkebp:

only if you will vacate your apratment for me and my hubby, i don't go any where without him. what plans do you have in stock for us.

He would stay in the guest room while you stay in the master bedroom with the owner of the house.

I can even give him my car keys to go "Yawo Gantali" or to go and get "Arodan" from Downtown Dallas

Temperatures currently are over 100 daily so Fall might be better

....Agbaya!!! thatb is my olowo-ori you are talking about....i won't come kena!!! zai n nima another state to visit. I love the heat...would be swimming or soak myself in a jacuzzi....

ronkebp: ....Agbaya!!! thatb is my olowo-ori you are talking about....i won't come kena!!! zai n nima another state to visit. I love the heat...would be swimming or soak myself in a jacuzzi....

Dont joke with texas heat. I even think its worse than Nigeria heat sef

dayokanu:

Dont joke with texas heat. I even think its worse than Nigeria heat sef

ohh!!!!, then i guess, will wait till fall then...

@ Dayo and Ronke, wetin now?

Abeg make una speak the lingua franca here and interpret all those una parables, starting with this:

Ina so chin gindin ki

Hmmmm.

Efemena_xy: @ Dayo and Ronke, wetin now?

Abeg make una speak the lingua franca here and interpret all those una parables, starting with this:

Ina so chin gindin ki

my dear you really don't want to know....too raw. Or better still, use your imagination, what you think only Dayokanu can say.

Efemena_xy: @ Dayo and Ronke, wetin now?

Abeg make una speak the lingua franca here and interpret all those una parables, starting with this:

Ina so chin gindin ki

Ronke and armyofone

Over to you!!

As for me No be my mouth dem go hear say OBJ dey collabo him daughter in law

!

I give up!

ronkebp: my dear you really don't want to know....too raw. Or better still, use your imagination, what you think only Dayokanu can say.

Wetin raw h-inside? Mu-HE-HE

If Chin Gindi is raw what of Chi duri or Chi Tsuliya nko?

dayokanu:

Wetin raw h-inside? Mu-HE-HE

If Chin Gindi is raw what of Chi duri or Chi Tsuliya nko?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!DAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! SO YOU DO THE LATTER FREELY?

ronkebp:

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!DAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! SO YOU DO THE LATTER FREELY?

Ki zo ki kalo a cikin daiki na.

Ki zo ki rungomeniii

dayokanu:

Ki zo ki kalo a cikin daiki na.

Ki zo ki rungomeniii

TAAA.!! WAHLAi zen baka nice mari!! abunde ka sani kena....dan iska!!

It appears lots of women find raw talk stimulating.

Certainly more stimulating than talk about breas/tfeeding babies!

ronkebp:

only if you will vacate your apratment for me and my hubby, i don't go any where without him. what plans do you have in stock for us.

laff wan kill me die, i laff soo tey i fell off from toilet seat.........

Richvkunt: It appears lots of women find raw talk stimulating.

Certainly more stimulating than talk about breas/tfeeding babies!

hmmm!!!!

ronkebp:

TAAA.!! WAHLAi zen baka nice mari!! abunde ka sani kena....dan iska!!

Ina so chinbaki nki

taryour:

laff wan kill me die, i laff soo tey i fell off from toilet seat.........

Lol!! So you dey do no. 2 for toilet and yet browsing nairaland at the same time. Abeg make you concentrate wella make the thing come outside o!

Richvkunt: It appears lots of women find raw talk stimulating.

Certainly more stimulating than talk about breas/tfeeding babies!

You wan try??

Dayo 'n Ronke I hate you both for wetting ma appetite and leaving me in suspense! Oh so, so, cruel.

Make I go do Hausa --> English translation on google. The fun here is too much to miss...

Efemena_xy:

Lol!! So you dey do no. 2 for toilet and yet browsing nairaland at the same time. Abeg make you concentrate wella make the thing come outside o!



You wan try??

Dayo 'n Ronke I hate you both for wetting ma appetite and leaving me in suspense! Oh so, so, cruel.

Make I go do Hausa --> English translation on google. The fun here is too much to miss...

no b small thing ooo. D thin wey ronkus n dayo dey yarn no nice at all at all ooo..... Kai!!!! I don laff tire....

@Poster

Better delete this story of yours as your husband can easily come across it and stuffs like this can kill a marriage. There are stuffs you just don't play crazy unpredictablility/spontaneity Diva AJ Lee game" with. I wish you a happy married life, concentrate on your marriage. Find a way to still get in all those your ex's kissing and lovemaking (that rock your world) in your marriage, that way you have the best of both worlds-----married to everywoman's dream (according to you) and getting your freaky on the way you want it too. Are you not the one that made your choice? Now your body don dey do you yori yori for your ex and you are here tripping, make your husband catch you and this your thread and he go tell you say na Naija man im be

You are here purring to the world "A-w-w-w, Oh my gosh---Nobody knows to work my body the way my ex does-----I want him so badly blah blah blah" and the ego of most men just can't handle that. He better not find you out.

After your 10mins of lustful pleasure WHAT NEXT? Are you so myopic that you want to ruin your FUTURE because of your PAST? Is it all about kisses & s/e/x? You could have as well gone to stand at a redlight district so that you can get more than enough of that instead of tying a poor man down in the name of marriage.
Your ex is wise not to give you his pin so as to avoid contact with A MARRIED WOMAN but you are here degrading & belittling yourself by lusting after him. SHAME!!!.
Wake up girl and s*c*r*e*w your head back on your neck cos its very obvious that theres a loose nut somewhere. YOU NEED A REALITY CHECK!.

ronke, you dey mind that dallas area boy. i have told him countless time i deal with khaki boys and real Mallams mai kudi.
dallas ko ghetto ni. who dashed him apartment for dallas

real Dan Iska!!

rol/ed:
Gd day everyone.my story is someone long buh ve 2 make it a short one.am married 2 one of d best guy on earth buh still not satisfied.wen I was in my 100 level in sch I was dating my Exboyfriend who later travelled 2uk for greener pastures(cos he thot life was much easier deir)we continued dating till my 400 level wen tins changed.our relationship was not too smooth anyway,ups and down and d istance also.buh he tried his best 2 make sure I was comfortable in sch,money wise.he was not d one seeing me thru sch buh he was doing sometins.I finally got tired cos I was not seeing him and one evening I met my hubby.Not long he proposed 2me,I accepted.I didn't tell my ex because we were still datn den.and one saturday we had a quarell over d fone and he said he was tired of d relationship,so I used dat as an excuse 2 break up wit him.few weeks 2 my wedding,I got a call from him dat he was in lag and that he was deported.I neva agreed 2 see him and didn't even tell him of my wedding.buh he later found out.all of a sudden now I miss him so much and am tinking of having sex wit him,buh he doesn't really want 2 even give me his pin because he said I broke his heart afta all he did 4me.so my prob now is I still ve feelings for him and I dnt mind sleeping wit him wen he finally agrees for us 2meet.I miss d way he kisses me and makes love 2me.I feel for my husband,cos he is so nice 2me.he is any woman's dream.pls wat do I do 2 take my mind off my ex.pls dis not a nollywood tin,am so real.I can even drop my pin,2 show am so real

What's the point typing "BUH" instead of "BUT"?? They are both 3 characters long so you can't say you are using "BUH" to save time or space!!

Please stop that already. Is very baaad inglish & I ave tire of pipul doin dis

I honestly cannot be bothered typing a long epistle on this thread

@op
Go to hell

why waste advice on this babe, she knows she's wrong for even thinking it. what other advice can be given - superglue your pumpum!!

The efficiency of Okafor's law is usually reduced by marriage but I am afraid not in this case

Efemena_xy:

Lol!! So you dey do no. 2 for toilet and yet browsing nairaland at the same time. Abeg make you concentrate wella make the thing come outside o!



You wan try??

Dayo 'n Ronke I hate you both for wetting ma appetite and leaving me in suspense! Oh so, so, cruel.

Make I go do Hausa --> English translation on google. The fun here is too much to miss...

Sorry Efe for missing out on the thrill, Lets start with yours

Oya

Kabude Cinya ina so n kalo fargin ki

Op wetin be Agbero own wit ova load na u get ur kinto,use am or miss use am any hw u like..
Ko nomi ni toro,kode nomi ni kobo NEXT jare.