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Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by Nobody: 6:22pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
hehe these are true signs of newbeans newbie 1. you wonder how to post topics. 2. you get annoyed when nobody replies your topic in the next 30 minutes. 3. you get angry when people comment pb4, pds, wtf, trash, e.t.c on your topic. 4. you wonder how to add friends and quickly get a guy/lady to love/like you. 5. you want to know if you are recognized at all. 6. you feel important when your topic is a hot topic (100 replies) 7. you ponder if addicts/heroes are being payed or awarded for their posts. 8. you feel bad if your post is not on the front page. 9. you expect admin to send you a message complimenting your progress. 10. you view a lot of topics and pass without commenting but expecting your number of posts to increase. 11. you feel like a "star" when you comment, posted b4 on someones topic. If u have any of these signs, you are a true new beans newbie. 8 Likes |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by ITbomb(m): 7:39pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
Has pearl~hapi seen this? 2 Likes |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by gulfer: 7:54pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
emmysenior: hehe12. you wonder how to upload pictures to your posts. 13. you wonder why you been victimised when the spam-bot bans you 1 Like |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by pearlhapi(f): 8:09pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
ITbomb: Has pearl~hapi seen this?ITbomb u r really a bomb.u r distinguishli wiked!lmao nd u musto appologise for dis.anyways I didn't do all of dat listed ooo nd am no mor a babe•i nau chew bones nd am a preety fast gurl.I learn fast 1 Like |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by ITbomb(m): 8:14pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
pearl~hapi:She is killing me softly |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by pearlhapi(f): 8:26pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
ITbomb:dnt patronise me pweaze!u owe me an apology nd I wunt be responsible for ur deathoooo |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by binmacc(f): 10:22pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
i am a newbie ooo. so can someone please tell me how to add friends and chat with them...... cuz i want to make friends and get someone to love me...... lol.......... emmysenior: hehe 1 Like |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by Nobody: 10:26pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
*Peeps and Walks pass* |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by pearlhapi(f): 10:39pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
@searchingforlove*sheby guys don finish for ur niehbourhood+i percieve jealousy |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by bunmioguns(m): 10:44pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
emmysenior: hehe. . . Now, hw will these solve d frequent attack of Boko Haram in Borno and its environ 3 Likes |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by ITbomb(m): 10:44pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
pearl~hapi:I have a dream That i'll find luv on NL 1 Like |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by pearlhapi(f): 10:48pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
bunmioguns:wu called you here nau?plz help yourself to your bed room! |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by pearlhapi(f): 10:51pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
ITbomb:dream kor ni!u shall only have another nightmare of your village juju chasin you. |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by ITbomb(m): 10:58pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
pearl~hapi:U don start shea, you no go sleep I will give you one now that will make you cry to your bed |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by pearlhapi(f): 11:05pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
ITbomb:you know I can't cry twice cause of nl and pepo like you.hapi haff strong.more over my head aches,sorry for derailing.I need a quick remedy |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by CrazyMan(m): 12:28am On Aug 04, 2012 |
Funny but true |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by Clemzy16(m): 12:59am On Aug 04, 2012 |
I'm actually guilty of #1,2,5,6,8&10. Nice one thou! |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by Murphy7h4: 1:30am On Aug 04, 2012 |
Very nice! |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by Nobody: 8:12am On Aug 04, 2012 |
binmacc: i am a newbie ooo. so can someone please tell me how to add friends and chat with them...... cuz i want to make friends and get someone to love me...... lol..........welcome newbie |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by pearlhapi(f): 8:17am On Aug 04, 2012 |
bennyraz: welcome newbiewiked soul,wu sent u here?acant forget what u did me in a hurry |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by Nobody: 8:50am On Aug 04, 2012 |
pearl~hapi:modified.. Honey sweetie pie, relax. Forgive and forget, remember the Bible says so let me dry up ur tears |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by pearlhapi(f): 9:14am On Aug 04, 2012 |
bennyraz: modified.. Honey sweetie pie, relax. Forgive and forget, remember the Bible says so let me dry up ur tearsfimisile!av forgiven u tho.I just had a flash back |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by bright007(f): 9:42am On Aug 04, 2012 |
most of d things written here do not apply to nairaland or maybe I did not experience any of dem.The only thing I wondered about back when I was a newbie was how to write in colours and new formats.But I have since learnt them shaaaa. 1 Like |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by rinora(f): 9:43am On Aug 04, 2012 |
emmysenior: hehe |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by pearlhapi(f): 9:47am On Aug 04, 2012 |
bright007: most of d things written here do not apply to nairaland or maybe I did not experience any of dem.The only thing I wondered about back when I was a newbie was how to write in colours and new formats.But I have since learnt them shaaaa.halleluyah to your testimony |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by seedord247(m): 9:56am On Aug 04, 2012 |
Your english must be discombobulatd. |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by Shaw007(m): 10:00am On Aug 04, 2012 |
bunmioguns:why mUst una bring ur BH brodas come everytin. . .den no dey laf 4 ur village? |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by Azidogen2: 10:01am On Aug 04, 2012 |
Everyone here is a newbie, because no matter how long you have been on this site, or your number of posts, it still would not show any progressive increase in your rank on this site. So everybody including the moderators are newbies. 2 Likes |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by tchaik(m): 10:03am On Aug 04, 2012 |
bunmioguns: ABEG HELP ME ASK! OR RECDUCE THE PRICE OF GARRI |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by Nobody: 10:04am On Aug 04, 2012 |
gulfer:14. you do thanksgiving if your topic makes frontpage. 15. you start to weep and roll on the floor when the spambot bans you. |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by bashydemy(m): 10:04am On Aug 04, 2012 |
None of the above applicable to me when i was a newbie, I am a fast learner so easy |
Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by jereal(m): 10:04am On Aug 04, 2012 |
@OP...do you read minds...?! I plead guilty to all the charges...!lol I actually Googled OP to know what it means...nw I feel like I've made great progress 1 Like |
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