MUST READ[esp girls]!

if you dress nicely, he says you are a snob,

if you dress sexy, he says you are a slut.

if you argue with him, he says you're stubborn

if you're quiet, he says you're stupid

if you call, he says you are needy and clingy,

if he calls you, he says you should be grateful.

if you dont love him, he'll try to win you,

if you love him, he'll take you for granted and leave you.

if you don't make love with him,he says you dont love him,

if you do, he says you're cheap.

if you tell him your problems, he says you are irritating,

if you dont, he says you don't trust him.

if you lecture him, he says you are bitchy,

if he lectures you, it's because he 'cares'.

if you text him, he doesn't respond,

if you stop texting, he says what went wrong.

if he breaks a promise, he had to,

if you break a promise, you cant be trusted.

if you cheat on him, its over,

if he cheats on you, he expects to be given another chance

Vice versa.

Ok

Mostly true

And the moral of this story is ......................?

yes boss

Noted!

If you write garbage like this again,
He will say you are sexist

^^
Too late for that

Stup1dity

Ok ooooooo, we don hear, bt some tins dere are true sha

Niceeeeee* sooo true!

men are very difficult and funny creatures hard 2 please!!!!!

So true...

And I told him to go jump off the 3rd mainland!!

"We will always be friends"...yeah bullsheeeit!!!!

Ranoscky: Vice versa.

Infact u spewed my mind!

Ishilove: So true...

And I told him to go jump off the 3rd mainland!!

"We will always be friends"...yeah bullsheeeit!!!!

Lmao!

ayobase:

Infact u spewed my mind!

Usually not vice versa

ouch

A POEM ABOUT BAD GIRLFRIENDS AND WIVES If you give them a nokia torch the next day the demand a blackberry,you buy them a bicycle the next day the demand for a car.you buy them a wig the next day the demand for brazilian hair,the always expect you to be their atm

Story Story

naija girls are winches,the come in the night like witches,just to steal our riches and in the morning leave us in stitches

Phizzie555: MUST READ[esp girls]!

if you dress nicely, he says you are a snob,

if you dress sexy, he says you are a slut.

if you argue with him, he says you're stubborn

if you're quiet, he says you're stupid

if you call, he says you are needy and clingy,

if he calls you, he says you should be grateful.

if you dont love him, he'll try to win you,

if you love him, he'll take you for granted and leave you.

if you don't make love with him,he says you dont love him,

if you do, he says you're cheap.

if you tell him your problems, he says you are irritating,

if you dont, he says you don't trust him.

if you lecture him, he says you are bitchy,

if he lectures you, it's because he 'cares'.

if you text him, he doesn't respond,

if you stop texting, he says what went wrong.

if he breaks a promise, he had to,

if you break a promise, you cant be trusted.

if you cheat on him, its over,

if he cheats on you, he expects to be given another chance

THIS IS NOT A POEM. JUST LINES OF COMMON KNOWLEDGE.

abi

bennyraz: Stup1dity

na insanity no be stupidity.

ok

People! just discovered that every where you have Muslims you violence. All over the world.

If I agree that this a poem, my education is a waste.
If i don't agree that it is a poem, the writer would say i'm insensitive to the effort she put in.

We don hear.

Lady's mindset...kettle calling the pot black...so untrue, unreal, unacceptable, unwarranteed, unnecessary; one-sided, sexist, ill-researched, parochial, selfish, uninformed poem ...This aint no poem...its not even close.