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Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by mikuz(m): 9:09pm On Aug 07, 2012
dikkybutt: If I agree that this a poem, my education is a waste.
If i don't agree that it is a poem, the writer would say i'm insensitive to the effort she put in.
Okiki_Oluwa: We don hear.
blaise26.abj:
If you write garbage like this again,
He will say you are sexist
Mynd_44: And the moral of this story is ......................?
Nairaland no go kill me.
grin
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by sosereal201(m): 9:14pm On Aug 07, 2012
angrymeaning anybody can think of any trash and put it on nairaland then it goes straight to the front page.what rubbish angrymeaning anybody can think of any trash and put it on nairaland then it goes straight to the front page.what rubbish
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by FlyboyZee: 9:17pm On Aug 07, 2012
@OP. Duola! Na gia musu so sey ii !!!
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by Nobody: 9:18pm On Aug 07, 2012
If u wanna cook a nice dish for him he says u wanna give him love portion
If u buy him perfume, roll on and body spray he says u think he stinks
If u wash his clothes for him he thinks you call him a handicapped undecided
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by Gabrielsylar(m): 9:36pm On Aug 07, 2012
cheiiii DIS POEM IS GARBAGE....MEN ARE NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT LIKE DAT
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by mkpologwu(m): 10:01pm On Aug 07, 2012
Relationship is like a tree. The roots are few but firm, where as the leaves are many but loose.

Loose becos they like to show off and easily carried away with the wind, not minding a direction!

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Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by ifihearam: 10:07pm On Aug 07, 2012
Rubbish
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by getdayo(m): 10:15pm On Aug 07, 2012
I think she should have me. she will be better off
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by bonaraymond: 10:26pm On Aug 07, 2012
mtcheeeew! any other reasonable tins to talk about pleaseee.......
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by kikilove(f): 10:31pm On Aug 07, 2012
Dis is nice nd of course very true.thumbs up 2 d writer good work
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by anyi385(m): 10:35pm On Aug 07, 2012
@op as if we've dated before! So on point
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by sage2(m): 10:38pm On Aug 07, 2012
If I agree with your assertions, I am dumb.
If I call you a typical Naija girl, you and your sympathizers will call me names.
Even if I rest my case, you will still attempt to pick a fight.
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by Phizzie555(m): 10:39pm On Aug 07, 2012
kiki love: Dis is nice nd of course very true.thumbs up 2 d writer good work
Tnx ooo, more is still coming up
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by naijapatriot: 10:42pm On Aug 07, 2012
@OP= woman wrapper
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by Phizzie555(m): 10:43pm On Aug 07, 2012
berem: If u wanna cook a nice dish for him he says u wanna give him love portion
If u buy him perfume, roll on and body spray he says u think he stinks
If u wash his clothes for him he thinks you call him a handicapped undecided
watch out for "a poem About bad girlfriends and wifes"
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by Phizzie555(m): 10:44pm On Aug 07, 2012
naijapatriot: @OP= woman wrapper
watch out for "a poem About bad girlfriends and
wifes"
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by Piro4rl(m): 10:45pm On Aug 07, 2012
L.......O............L
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by ayobase(m): 10:47pm On Aug 07, 2012
dikkybutt: If I agree that this a poem, my education is a waste.
If i don't agree that it is a poem, the writer would say i'm insensitive to the effort she put in.

Sitting on that old fence is the best then....but watch it!
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by ayobase(m): 10:51pm On Aug 07, 2012
berem: If u wanna cook a nice dish for him he says u wanna give him love portion
If u buy him perfume, roll on and body spray he says u think he stinks
If u wash his clothes for him he thinks you call him a handicapped undecided

Minister of Defence!
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by ayobase(m): 10:53pm On Aug 07, 2012
sage_: If I agree with your assertions, I am dumb.
If I call you a typical Naija girl, you and your sympathizers will call me names.
Even if I rest my case, you will still attempt to pick a fight.

They have been good to u indeed!
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by slimyem: 10:57pm On Aug 07, 2012
Phizzie555: Tnx ooo, more is still coming up
thunder fire you if u say na you write that thing!
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Plain copy and paste!
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by OtunbaGm: 11:04pm On Aug 07, 2012
sosereal201: angrymeaning anybody can think of any trash and put it on nairaland then it goes straight to the front page.what rubbish angrymeaning anybody can think of any trash and put it on nairaland then it goes straight to the front page.what rubbish

I wonder o!
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by Nobody: 11:05pm On Aug 07, 2012
Phhucking shit!!
Is dis a poem?? Pure conconbility!
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by OtunbaGm: 11:06pm On Aug 07, 2012
sosereal201: angrymeaning anybody can think of any trash and put it on nairaland then it goes straight to the front page.what rubbish angrymeaning anybody can think of any trash and put it on nairaland then it goes straight to the front page.what rubbish

I wonder o! E be like say no story today and something must land the front page. Is like our NL journalists are on subsidy strike action! No torri to nack today!
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by CeaserB: 11:07pm On Aug 07, 2012
Now I know for sure Nairaland is just like Nigeria. undecided
#JustSaying. If you get my drift.
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by Peterpan1(m): 11:07pm On Aug 07, 2012
I think dis need 2 be categorised,cos as for me i don't feet in2 dis description,don't know about u.
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by OtunbaGm: 11:07pm On Aug 07, 2012
sosereal201: angrymeaning anybody can think of any trash and put it on nairaland then it goes straight to the front page.what rubbish angrymeaning anybody can think of any trash and put it on nairaland then it goes straight to the front page.what rubbish
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by Nobody: 11:07pm On Aug 07, 2012
slimyem: thunder fire you if u say na you write that thing!
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Plain copy and paste!


He dey claim d work?? Sumtin wey i dun c sinse 2008... :p :p
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by slimyem: 11:15pm On Aug 07, 2012
Imanuelle:


He dey claim d work?? Sumtin wey i dun c sinse 2008... :p :p
hin dey claim am nah...
Me wey don see am since 1993 nko?...!cheesy
see am..
See the nonsense in dey yarn..
Phizzie555: Tnx ooo, more is still coming up
Phizzie555: watch out for "a poem About bad girlfriends and wifes"
another copy and paste..right
We see you!
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by Nobody: 11:29pm On Aug 07, 2012
slimyem: hin dey claim am nah...
Me wey don see am since 1993 nko?...!cheesy
see am..
See the nonsense in dey yarn..another copy and paste..right
We see you!


1993? Chei.. Yemi lie haf make my fone to mess. shocked shocked
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by Onegai(f): 11:30pm On Aug 07, 2012
Nah, OP copied this. And it's certainly not poetry, lacks the basic rules of poetry. However, it is very true. I've been a victim to this kind of guy. The last line should read

"And then he will break up with you, relieved that he's done damage, and move onto a fresh victim. You'll cry and one day, when you wonder what you saw in him anyway, he'll attempt to return. So he can try break you again".
Re: A Poem About Bad Boyfriends & Husbands by chibu05(m): 11:34pm On Aug 07, 2012
if u dont do what he wa
nt all d time he will say i are no good 2 him

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