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How to get rid of a disturbing girlfriend by Phizzie555(m): 5:43am On Aug 08, 2012 |
A guy who wanted to get rid of his nagging and over demanding girlfriend tried all attempts which didn't work out. One day, an idea flashed into his head. He logged into Facebook, browsed into people's profile and suceeded in downloading four beautiful girls pictures. He printed it out and wrote with red ink R.I.P on each of the pictures. He hid them in a magazine and kept it on top of his television. On Saturday Morning, his girlfriend was cleaning the house and saw the pictures on the magazine. She walked up to him at the bedroom... Girlfriend: Darling! Guy: Sweetie what is it?. Girlfriend: I saw this pictures on the magazine at the top of the television. Who are this girls?. Guy: Oh that, forget about them, it's not important Girlfriend: It's important to me, i need to know please. Guy: Ok, This one is Shiku, I met her at a friend's wedding. We dated and wanted to get married, but two months before the wedding. she got involved in a car accident and died. This one is Akinyi, we met at Carnivore restaurant, we dated for a while. One day, she was heading to Mombasa and her car caught fire, she got burnt below recognition. This one is Roselyn, she was my neighbour’s daughter who came back from London on a visit. We met and spent a night together, she got involved in a plane crash while returning back to London. Her corpse was never found. This one, oh Angela, her name is Angela, I loved her so much. We went to visit my pastor, on our way back a truck ran over her vitz, she died instantly and I and the driver survived. it was after her that I met you. Girl: Meet who, no no hell no. I'm not interested in this relationship. She quickly picked up her bag and took to her heels. hehehhe |
Re: How to get rid of a disturbing girlfriend by Phizzie555(m): 5:03pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
Phizzie555: A guy who wanted to get ridlolz |
Re: How to get rid of a disturbing girlfriend by Phizzie555(m): 5:04pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
thats d code ooo.... One of the best idea on Nairaland |
Re: How to get rid of a disturbing girlfriend by malaria(f): 4:09pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
C. r. A P |
Re: How to get rid of a disturbing girlfriend by itiswell1(m): 4:28pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
Wickedness. |
Re: How to get rid of a disturbing girlfriend by sweetcocoa(f): 4:30pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
Rubbish nonsense. |
Re: How to get rid of a disturbing girlfriend by ArQueBusieR(m): 4:33pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
I did not sign up for this shite. |
Re: How to get rid of a disturbing girlfriend by Nobody: 4:43pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
Boring |
Re: How to get rid of a disturbing girlfriend by wissezy: 2:36am On Aug 10, 2012 |
Lol |
Re: How to get rid of a disturbing girlfriend by cindyrella(f): 6:19am On Aug 10, 2012 |
Mtcheeeeeeeeew! That sh1t won't work on moi. |
Re: How to get rid of a disturbing girlfriend by Jibwillz: 10:23am On Aug 10, 2012 |
Pple n dia talez sha Onli a fool wil succumb 2 diz childish plan of urz. Lst I chq, diz wz a jowke by 'basket mouf'. |
Re: How to get rid of a disturbing girlfriend by yemstok(m): 4:31pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
Bros, from where you copy am steal? |
Re: How to get rid of a disturbing girlfriend by Booty4me: 7:14pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
Nice |
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