A guy who wanted to get rid
of
his nagging and over
demanding girlfriend tried all
attempts which didn't work
out.
One day, an idea flashed into his head. He logged into
Facebook, browsed into
people's profile and suceeded
in downloading four
beautiful girls pictures.
He printed it out and wrote with red ink R.I.P
on each of
the pictures.
He hid them in a
magazine and kept it on top
of his television. On Saturday
Morning, his girlfriend was cleaning the house and saw
the pictures on the magazine.
She walked up to him at the
bedroom...
Girlfriend: Darling!
Guy: Sweetie what is it?. Girlfriend: I saw this pictures
on the magazine at the top of
the television. Who are this
girls?.
Guy: Oh that, forget about
them, it's not important Girlfriend: It's important to
me, i need to know please.
Guy: Ok, This one is Shiku,
I met her at a friend's
wedding. We dated and
wanted to get married, but two months before the
wedding. she got involved in a
car accident
and died. This one is Akinyi,
we met at Carnivore
restaurant, we dated for a while. One day, she was
heading to
Mombasa and her car caught
fire, she got burnt below
recognition. This one is
Roselyn, she was my neighbour’s daughter
who came back from London
on a visit.
We met and spent
a night together, she got
involved in a plane crash while returning back to London.
Her corpse was
never found. This one, oh
Angela, her name is Angela, I
loved her so much. We went
to visit my pastor, on our way back a
truck ran over her vitz, she
died instantly and I and the
driver survived. it was
after her that I met you.
Girl: Meet who, no no hell no. I'm not interested in this
relationship.
She quickly picked up her bag
and took to her heels.
hehehhe

Phizzie555: A guy who wanted to get rid
of
his nagging and over
demanding girlfriend tried all
attempts which didn't work
out.
One day, an idea flashed into his head. He logged into
Facebook, browsed into
people's profile and suceeded
in downloading four
beautiful girls pictures.
He printed it out and wrote with red ink R.I.P
on each of
the pictures.
He hid them in a
magazine and kept it on top
of his television. On Saturday
Morning, his girlfriend was cleaning the house and saw
the pictures on the magazine.
She walked up to him at the
bedroom...
Girlfriend: Darling!
Guy: Sweetie what is it?. Girlfriend: I saw this pictures
on the magazine at the top of
the television. Who are this
girls?.
Guy: Oh that, forget about
them, it's not important Girlfriend: It's important to
me, i need to know please.
Guy: Ok, This one is Shiku,
I met her at a friend's
wedding. We dated and
wanted to get married, but two months before the
wedding. she got involved in a
car accident
and died. This one is Akinyi,
we met at Carnivore
restaurant, we dated for a while. One day, she was
heading to
Mombasa and her car caught
fire, she got burnt below
recognition. This one is
Roselyn, she was my neighbour’s daughter
who came back from London
on a visit.
We met and spent
a night together, she got
involved in a plane crash while returning back to London.
Her corpse was
never found. This one, oh
Angela, her name is Angela, I
loved her so much. We went
to visit my pastor, on our way back a
truck ran over her vitz, she
died instantly and I and the
driver survived. it was
after her that I met you.
Girl: Meet who, no no hell no. I'm not interested in this
relationship.
She quickly picked up her bag
and took to her heels.
hehehhe

lolz

thats d code ooo.... One of the best idea on Nairaland

C. r. A P

Wickedness.

Rubbish nonsense.

I did not sign up for this shite.

Boring

Lol

Mtcheeeeeeeeew! That sh1t won't work on moi.

Pple n dia talez sha
Onli a fool wil succumb 2 diz childish plan of urz.
Lst I chq, diz wz a jowke by 'basket mouf'.

Bros, from where you copy am steal?

Nice