beemojo: i tort u did dat already

I have oh!!! still wait for her kim to drop kanye

Does Jonathan still sleep with Patience

naturalwaves: *Why is 'X' and 'Y' always missing in mathematics?

You really need prescription lenses cos I can find them

naturalwaves: *Who ate the little piece of apple in iphone?

Steve Job

*Day and time of Jesus second coming.

The day frog learns to fly

*How many grains of sand are on planet earth?

Wait till the lunar probe comes back. I want to count the sands in it too

*When will Chris Okotie win presidential election?

When he marries his 100th wife

*Who will be Nigeria's dream president?

you will get the answer in your dream

*What is under Jonathan's hat?

His head

naturalwaves: Hi friends,I saw this funny question and just decided to share it;
The expression 'google it' has become a common and sometimes,sarcastic response to a random question.But really,what are those questions google cannot answer?
Here are some funny responses;

*Why is 'X' and 'Y' always missing in mathematics?
*Who ate the little piece of apple in iphone?
*Day and time of Jesus second coming.
*How many grains of sand are on planet earth?
*When will Chris Okotie win presidential election?
*Who will be Nigeria's dream president?
*What is under Jonathan's hat?
Feel free to add yours and continue the fun!

It's also to know that google is afraid of China. Google this 'I am afraid of' and the result will be China

when will boko haram repent?

Answer this google!!!!

Tell me what's gonna happen tomorrow

GOOGLE, WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?


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Why is monday so far from friday and Friday so near to monday?

will OAU ever know peace?
who is the first professor in Nigeria?
who killed dele giwa?
when will Ibb be prosecuted for all his atrocities?

When will dis my conji go

leslieu63: when will the nigeria be wiped out from the map?

I bind you! It will not work for you

[size=15pt]Just search "tilt" on Google and see for yourself the result[/size]

Is it advisable to shag my house girl ?

When will human beings be satisfied with thair conditions?
When will Nigeria win the world cup.

Wen will nigeria be first on the olympic medal table?

Why did God threw satan down to earth. Why not of any of the other planets so we can have peace here on earth and also be free from temptation & sin? {GOD forgive me if i have sinned but this question truly gives me headache}.

crackhouse: Why did God threw satan down to earth. Why not of any of the other planets so we can have peace here on earth and also be free from temptation & sin? {GOD forgive me if i have sinned but this question truly gives me headache}.

when will goodluck wise up?
when will patience stop blowing grammer?

Why is there no I in team?

When will hull city win champions league....when will arsenal sack wenger......who wants to marry me?......when will nigerian govt ban nollywood?......what am i doing right now

At least I know one answer:
It's a blend of poop, coconut water & of course some air under Jonathan's hat!

Please give me a round of applause

When would .P.O.R.N. be legal in Naija

God forgive me on this one: why did he choose Mary, after all there were other Virgins in the Jerusalem ?

Lagusta: #when will nairaland become international like facebook, twitter...

#when will there be constant electricity in nigeria

#most important, WHEN WILL THE WORLD END??

I can assure you that google would answer these your questions, especially the number 2 n 3

yomz1e: God forgive me on this one: why did he choose Mary, after all there were other Virgins in the Jerusalem ?

. Google would answer this one too

timilehin007: . Google would answer this one too

Lies because no one knows God's mind and who can question his authority, so Google as much as it's AI can't answer dat

Is my husband truly in a 3-day meeting
Has Oga reach office??

When will boko haram attacks end..
When wil guns be legalize in nigeria?
When wil nigeria politicians stop frauding and louting.?

when will boko haram throw bomb in NL?