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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by okeybest19(m): 8:47am On Aug 14, 2012
naturalwaves:
When GEJ wakes up.

when will GEJ wake up??
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by ace4luv69(m): 9:04am On Aug 14, 2012
F.K.O:
When would stupid threads stop making homepage
I was about saying d same thing
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by ace4luv69(m): 9:05am On Aug 14, 2012
johnstar: Is simbi stil a girl, and dose agbor stil live in calabar
simbi is now a runs girl and agbo don turn houseboy.

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 9:06am On Aug 14, 2012
okeybest19:

when will GEJ wake up??
wen Boko Haram tries their bomb on Aso.lol
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 9:21am On Aug 14, 2012
saheedbabas: when will girls stop doing make up to church 2 confuse pastors
Lol. Are U a pastor?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 9:24am On Aug 14, 2012
Gwekzy: When Will Taye Taiwo Win World Best Player??
wen 75% of football players stop playing.lol
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 9:29am On Aug 14, 2012
f i o:
*What is under Jonathan's hat?
Feel free to add yours and continue the fun!

little rabbit.......I think it belongs to OBJ or boko boys
Hahahaha.....lmao!
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 9:34am On Aug 14, 2012
Cabsso:
My fada(sachamarstigophore) in 1822
u almost broke my ribs wit laughter.
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by myike2(m): 9:45am On Aug 14, 2012
*Wen will there be an airport in Aba?
*Why didn't Noah kill all the mosquites in the ark?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Emusan(m): 10:14am On Aug 14, 2012
who are dose ppl who shake hand in Nokia fone
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by xynerise: 10:39am On Aug 14, 2012
When will these muslim alfas shave their beards and wash their mouth daily?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by LordReed(m): 10:47am On Aug 14, 2012
naturalwaves: Hi friends,I saw this funny question and just decided to share it;
The expression 'google it' has become a common and sometimes,sarcastic response to a random question.But really,what are those questions google cannot answer?
Here are some funny responses;
*What is under Jonathan's hat?
Feel free to add yours and continue the fun!

Googled:

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 12:03pm On Aug 14, 2012
myike2: *Wen will there be an airport in Aba?
*Why didn't Noah kill all the mosquites in the ark?
ans 2)cos d mosquitoes didn't attempt biting him unlike d notorious ones we av now.
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 12:21pm On Aug 14, 2012
Wen will Seun develop an app for Nairaland?
Wen will Nairaland hit 1 million membership base?
Wen will Nigeria win d world cup?
Wen will Mikel score an EPL goal?
Wen will Galaxy Tv stop looking for vacancies?
Wen will Nigeria stop making up the numbers at d olympics?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Benito69(m): 12:25pm On Aug 14, 2012
'Who born the maga?'
'how do witches fly at night?'

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Thankme(f): 1:04pm On Aug 14, 2012
What will i witness nd experience b4 i clock 150 . Will i get raptured wiv Godcry cry cry.
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 1:48pm On Aug 14, 2012
Thank me: What will i witness nd experience b4 i clock 150 . Will i get raptured wiv Godcry cry cry.
Na wa 4 u oo.So,U want 2 reach 150? Rmember 2 pray 4 ur kids and grandchildren 2 cos reaching dat age means dat they must clock a 100+ too so that ur eyes won't see 2 much evil.I hope u know it's only pap and water dat u'ld be able 2 take by then?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Cute1bliss(m): 2:13pm On Aug 14, 2012
Jamey Maxwell: When will I become the Richest man in the world?
When will I become the president of Nigeria?


Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Cute1bliss(m): 2:17pm On Aug 14, 2012
naturalwaves:
ans 2)cos d mosquitoes didn't attempt biting him unlike d notorious ones we av now.


Who are specialized in raising blankets grin wink
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by larride(m): 2:20pm On Aug 14, 2012
When will Jesus comes returns to the earth
Will Jonathan wins 2015 election
When will Bin Gbagbo get cure of his madness grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by bunmioguns(m): 2:23pm On Aug 14, 2012
larride: When will Jesus comes returns to the earth
Will Jonathan wins 2015 election
When will Bin Gbagbo get cure of his madness grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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When will Larride stop bleeping inside toilet grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by larride(m): 2:34pm On Aug 14, 2012
bunmioguns:
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When will Larride stop bleeping inside toilet grin grin grin grin grin

When will ogunbunmi start minding his own business embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by bunmioguns(m): 2:43pm On Aug 14, 2012
larride:

When will ogunbunmi start minding his own business embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed


when will larride even realise that he is suffering from Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis tongue tongue tongue
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 3:06pm On Aug 14, 2012
Cute1bliss:


Who are specialized in raising blankets grin wink
lol
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by larride(m): 3:11pm On Aug 14, 2012
bunmioguns:


when will larride even realise that he is suffering from Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis tongue tongue tongue

I dey warn you oooo

Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by coliobabs(m): 4:30pm On Aug 14, 2012
juman:

Very funny grin

Picture of God
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by EmmaUG: 6:37pm On Aug 14, 2012
WHEN WILL GIRLS STOP CHEATING
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by MRXELA(m): 8:40pm On Aug 14, 2012
y did we c luv as an apple shape... Wen we cnt c luv. Google u av enough assignment

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by DICKtator: 12:36pm On Aug 28, 2012
larride: When will Jesus[b] comes returns[/b] to the earth
Will Jonathan[b] wins[/b] 2015 election
When will Bin Gbagbo get[b] cure[/b] of his madness grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

With these "gbaguans" of yours, I think He would come sooner than expected to save mankind before we are annihilated!!!!
grin grin grin grin
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Yorisb: 12:37pm On Aug 28, 2012
DICKtator:

With these "gbaguans" of yours, I think He would come sooner than expected to save mankind before we are annihilated!!!!
grin grin grin grin

LWKMD grin
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by DICKtator: 12:38pm On Aug 28, 2012
grin grin grin grin

Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 1:55pm On Aug 28, 2012
DICKtator:

With these "gbaguans" of yours, I think He would come sooner than expected to save mankind before we are annihilated!!!!
grin grin grin grin


grin grin grin grin.....lmao

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