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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Nobody: 3:06pm On Aug 13, 2012
who are the 2 people shaking hands when you switch on a nokia phone...lol

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Chanchit: 3:07pm On Aug 13, 2012
sheedy407: When will ur fada straff ur moda in front of u?
Google won't hesitate to tell u that you r really sti!upid..

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by ajf(m): 3:10pm On Aug 13, 2012
When will Nigeria host the olympic games?
When will wizkid grow up?
When will you quit lying that you've got natural waves?
And lastly when will moderators start doing their job?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Series22(m): 3:12pm On Aug 13, 2012
ariy: when will boko haram repent?
wen will BH protect Nigerians 4rm governments brutality
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by EmmaUG: 3:12pm On Aug 13, 2012
y calabers like dog ande y are they strong and short
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by EmmaUG: 3:13pm On Aug 13, 2012
when will nigeria become true giant of africa
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Goshen360(m): 3:16pm On Aug 13, 2012
lolz @ topic. And I read an article here on nairaland in the past how someone said, "google is the omni-science". So now we see there are things google don't know, lolz. The fact that google and God started with same two alphabets doesn't mean they have same ending alphabet. I declare the end from the beginning saith the Lord. Our God doesn't share His Glory with anyone or anything, Glory to God. ~Our God reigns~

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by maxigro(m): 3:17pm On Aug 13, 2012
Abeg abeg, who my girlfriend dey with now?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by goofie: 3:21pm On Aug 13, 2012
johnstar: Is simbi stil a girl, and dose agbor stil live in calabar

is it agbor or edet?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by dapo338(m): 3:21pm On Aug 13, 2012
When will I be a Billionaire? Only God know!
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by olabiz2010: 3:22pm On Aug 13, 2012
When will Arsenal win Champions League? ........ When will 'Mr Bako' buy new car? ...... why are all Noodles regarded as Indomie?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Enitsua(m): 3:24pm On Aug 13, 2012
crackhouse: point of correction, there was never a time X and Y was declared missing in mathematics and it can never be declared missing. The truth is that, it was hidden somewhere well known to them and u were told to find it. Simple
just shut up abeg

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by splaka(m): 3:25pm On Aug 13, 2012
sheedy407: When will ur fada straff ur moda in front of u?
u b mukunfu.

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by gaquilani: 3:25pm On Aug 13, 2012
how is in the garden?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by owabor(f): 3:32pm On Aug 13, 2012
grin
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by olabiz2010: 3:32pm On Aug 13, 2012
When will Tortoise stop lying grin

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Nobody: 3:35pm On Aug 13, 2012
ajf: When will Nigeria host the olympic games?
When will wizkid Davido grow up?
When will you quit lying that you've got natural waves?
And lastly when will moderators start doing their job?

Fixed.

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Nobody: 3:36pm On Aug 13, 2012
nikegbade: Is my husband truly in a 3-day meeting
Has Oga reach office??

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Nobody: 3:38pm On Aug 13, 2012
When will I get married? winkWhen will I get married?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by oluking: 3:39pm On Aug 13, 2012
how many pikin will 2 face have?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by chucky234(m): 3:41pm On Aug 13, 2012
nne3870:
me and obama
But the hand no black na

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Shaw007(m): 3:44pm On Aug 13, 2012
Shey light dey house?grin
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by eprynce(m): 3:44pm On Aug 13, 2012
Kilo nsele?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by ekesbaba(m): 3:44pm On Aug 13, 2012
i gues i hv d bst google it gav me d ansas- *because they hv bcom generaly acceptable. *d owner of d company is his share . *when he sees atleast 1 righteous person so he wont go empty handed. *uncountable. *when u all vote 4 for him. *some1 lik me-ekeksbaba. *his big head.

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by stupor(m): 3:47pm On Aug 13, 2012
QUESTIONS GOOGLE CANNOT ANSWER:

-Why there is no Electricity in Nigeria.

-Why there keeps to be Power outage in Nigeria.

-Why Nigeria keeps having corruptible Leaders.

-why Nigerians pay so much to have Education,yet,no facilities to get them Utilized.

-why there is no Electricity in Nigeria

-Why Nigerian leader steals and go scot-free without jail and a minor prostitute gets jailed.

-why there is no Electricity in Nigeria.

-why there is no Electricity in Nigeria.

-Why there is no Electricity in Nigeria.

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Shaw007(m): 3:49pm On Aug 13, 2012
Emma.UG:
when will nigeria become true giant of africa
i swear i don ask Google fih answer dah one!!
Answer:in 3centuries-"The country Nigeria will actually. . ." u know how den dey take write all dose story 4 answer nagrin

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Willy411: 3:53pm On Aug 13, 2012
1.when will ur eyes see ur tongue.
2.when will ur nose smell death.
3.when will all rat die.
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by vislabraye(m): 3:55pm On Aug 13, 2012
When will Nigeria win the world cup?
How many children does MKO have?
When will scientists launch a rocket to Jupiter?
Who will JLo marry again?
Why does Ogbono soup draw?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Shaw007(m): 3:57pm On Aug 13, 2012
~Bluetooth:


When will some losers stop bi't'ching about this frontpage crap ? angry
GOOGLE-when their topics make front page

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by vislabraye(m): 4:03pm On Aug 13, 2012
Who stole my laptop?
When will Area boys stop living in Lagos.

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Donbrig: 4:05pm On Aug 13, 2012
When will OBJ and IBB wear a suit in a public gathering?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Shaw007(m): 4:06pm On Aug 13, 2012
When will wonders ever end

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