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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by uglyBetty1(f): 4:06pm On Aug 13, 2012
shebi my boyfriend is cheating on me.

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Timijo(m): 4:07pm On Aug 13, 2012
Who was the first man to eat rice in the world? Who can walk on the electric cable?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by tblackE61(m): 4:10pm On Aug 13, 2012
Hw many virgins still dey nigeria
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Tos87(m): 4:28pm On Aug 13, 2012
which faces owns ЂΞ hands ћάț exchanged greetings in Nokia phone.
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by MariaGoretti: 4:36pm On Aug 13, 2012
pendusky: grin when wil Odunu and Sexkilz become a gud mods? No offence oh!
lwkm....dey find trouble o..!
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by MariaGoretti: 4:38pm On Aug 13, 2012
How many species of fishes r in d waterbodies all ova d world?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Dotman01(m): 4:45pm On Aug 13, 2012
why does jonathan love wearing black?
Why does madam patience jonathan always gbagaun?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 5:00pm On Aug 13, 2012
crackhouse: point of correction, there was never a time X and Y was declared missing in mathematics and it can never be declared missing. The truth is that, it was hidden somewhere well known to them and u were told to find it. Simple
Lolz....slow down man,ur high handedness is too much.
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Takara: 5:01pm On Aug 13, 2012
When was Jesus born?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Takara: 5:05pm On Aug 13, 2012
when was Jesus born? Nobody knows the year he was born yet some people celebrate christmas on 25th December! My question for them is: 25th December of which year?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 5:06pm On Aug 13, 2012
leslieu63: when will the nigeria be wiped out from the map?
shocked
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by mrperfect(m): 5:08pm On Aug 13, 2012
Interesting creativity.

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 5:13pm On Aug 13, 2012
Jglad: When will i be d president of Nigeria?

When will Microsoft word understands dat my name is nt a Spellin mistake?
Ans 2)Wen u add it to d dictionary. grin

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by emekson(m): 5:21pm On Aug 13, 2012
close to 30 now, when will i ever grow bie-bie?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by fathykay: 5:33pm On Aug 13, 2012
who are the two people shaking there hands in Nokia Phone?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by MRXELA(m): 5:34pm On Aug 13, 2012
Eness: Wen will CIROMA CHUKWUMA ADEKUNLE,d guy whose name is alway on every year waec question wen will e pass waec
wen he start copying d way u did wen u wrote urz. Copy copy

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Thankme(f): 5:35pm On Aug 13, 2012
Wen wil i b a SINNER? embarassed embarassed embarassed. Wen wil i knw Genesis chapter 1 verse 1?. Wen wil i rememba my date of birth?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by avicky(f): 5:38pm On Aug 13, 2012
crackhouse: point of correction, there was never a time X and Y was declared missing in mathematics and it can never be declared missing. The truth is that, it was hidden somewhere well known to them and u were told to find it. Simple
Then the question for 'google' is where was it hidden? Simple!
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by avicky(f): 5:40pm On Aug 13, 2012
naturalwaves:
Ans 2)Wen u add it to d dictionary. grin
Lwkmd!

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 5:41pm On Aug 13, 2012
ACM10:
You really need prescription lenses cos I can find them


Steve Job


The day frog learns to fly


Wait till the lunar probe comes back. I want to count the sands in it too


When he marries his 100th wife


you will get the answer in your dream


His head


cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 5:47pm On Aug 13, 2012
DeCleff: It's also to know that google is afraid of China. Google this 'I am afraid of' and the result will be China
Really? I will try that.
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by nawtyme: 5:53pm On Aug 13, 2012
When will the 72 virgins get exhausted.

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by nawtyme: 5:55pm On Aug 13, 2012
When will Dyt, wed Explorer?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 5:56pm On Aug 13, 2012
Ijogz K: When would .P.O.R.N. be legal in Naija grin
Bad boy! cheesy
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 6:02pm On Aug 13, 2012
Goshen360: lolz @ topic. And I read an article here on nairaland in the past how someone said, "google is the omni-science". So now we see there are things google don't know, lolz. The fact that google and God started with same two alphabets doesn't mean they have same ending alphabet. I declare the end from the beginning saith the Lord. Our God doesn't share His Glory with anyone or anything, Glory to God. ~Our God reigns~
God is too much.
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Nobody: 6:03pm On Aug 13, 2012
Has jesus finished preparing d house for us?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 6:07pm On Aug 13, 2012
olabiz2010: When will Tortoise stop lying grin
When they stop telling us fables. smiley

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 6:13pm On Aug 13, 2012
ekesbaba: i gues i hv d bst google it gav me d ansas- *because they hv bcom generaly acceptable. *d owner of d company is his share . *when he sees atleast 1 righteous person so he wont go empty handed. *uncountable. *when u all vote 4 for him. *some1 lik me-ekeksbaba. *his big head.

grin grin grin grin....Someone like U? For ur mind.Well,nothing is impossible.No forget me wen u reach Aso Rock o.
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by mhsanni(f): 6:15pm On Aug 13, 2012
johnstar: Is simbi stil a girl, and dose agbor stil live in calabar

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by avicky(f): 6:22pm On Aug 13, 2012
* What am i doing now?

* I am pregnant, will i give birth to a girl or a boy?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by tobssyt(m): 6:24pm On Aug 13, 2012
When will Nigeria host olympics?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Barthx(m): 6:48pm On Aug 13, 2012
Jglad: When will i be d president of Nigeria?

When will Microsoft word understands dat my name is nt a Spellin mistake?
when you add ur name 2 ur system dictionary

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