temi4fash:

dat not possible joor.. d op na sure boy..

the op has dis appointed u ooo

No mind am, wiv her face like shit wey dem match.

Kockane: OP is back o!!!! Sorry guys, had a real long day 2day, just getn home to see all these...

To all my advisors, may God continue to give you d wisdom and knowlege in issues like dis. Nairaland is blessed! Yes, we went to see d movie as planned, she came alone. And it was even a movie I'd seen b4 sef, hunger games. Buh as per say I sabi wetin I dey target, I pay d moni, buy am popcorn and drink, I had same. Thank God for the AC's, na from there she don dey hold me say she dey feel cold. As a gentleman, took off ma jacket and gave her to wear...

Long story short, we ended up havn dinner afterwards and headed straight to my place. Dis tym, I no mind even if na r*pe, I deserved dat kitty. Which kain tin, e pass toto ni, I don dey spend reach almost 20k now o! But fortunately for me, it all went down with minimal fuss. E be like say d konji wey dey her body pass my own sef. Best kitty I've had dis year walai! Now I'm goin to her place 2mao after work to give her one for the road, shz returnin to lag on satday! Brethren, make una helep me Praise da Lord!!!!!!!!

Lie, Lie!

smh

You aint ashamed of yourself!

AmBeautiful:


Lie, Lie!

smh

You aint ashamed of yourself!

u see ur life? na only 20k dem use destroy ur yansh SMH!!!


@op
Pls pm d details jare! my uncle must chopulate inside this tested and trusted gal named Ambeauitful.

Idowuogbo:
u see ur life? na only 20k dem use destroy ur yansh SMH!!!


@op
Pls pm d details jare! my uncle must chopulate inside this tested and trusted gal named Ambeauitful.

hmm,,
then get ready for a new cousin
Cos, one is surely coming for your family!
hope you are coming for 'omugwo'

Idowuogbo:
u see ur life? na only 20k dem use destroy ur yansh SMH!!!


@op
Pls pm d details jare! my uncle must chopulate inside this tested and trusted gal named Ambeauitful.

besides op didnt drop money

he could not do

so stingy!

AmBeautiful:


besides op didnt drop money

he could not do

so stingy!

Babe, I couldn't do it cuz even after covering ur ugly face wiv pillow, d ooze from ur punany just wldnt let my peepee stand.

Kockane:

No mind am, wiv her face like shit wey dem match.

no mind m joor....she just dai beaf u,she self dai wish say she go jam sure boy lik u...

AmBeautiful:


Lie, Lie!

smh

You aint ashamed of yourself!

ashamed of wat.. abeggi joor....

hmmm jealousy jealousy

Kockane:

Babe, I couldn't do it cuz even after covering ur ugly face wiv pillow, d ooze from ur punany just wldnt let my peepee stand.

modify this before...
u dis jewman

BoboYekini:
modify this before...
u dis jewman

Boda yekini, ki ni ti yin?

temi4fash:

no mind m joor....she just dai beaf u,she self dai wish say she go jam sure boy lik u...


ashamed of wat.. abeggi joor....

hmmm jealousy jealousy

Just leave am, I go deal wiv d babe on my own. No b for this thread d beef start...

Mrs.Chima:



Jealous Green isn't your color.

Y wld I b jealous of a faceless person?

Kockane:

Boda yekini, ki ni ti yin?

lol. you were kinda overboard on that na
anyways, ambeautiful na your paddy, wetin consain me

BoboYekini:
lol. you were kinda overboard on that na
anyways, ambeautiful na your paddy, wetin consain me

Omo, you harsh o, no be small tin

Jaykizz:
Y wld I b jealous of a faceless person?

Why did u responded if u werent??

Kockane:

Babe, I couldn't do it cuz even after covering ur ugly face wiv pillow, d ooze from ur punany just wldnt let my peepee stand.

Holy Mikey!
Kai! U are evil...

AmBeautiful:

hmm,,
then get ready for a new cousin
Cos, one is surely coming for your family!
hope you are coming for 'omugwo'

U think my pips will dive inside dat tin u don distrube for black market without raincoat? U must b high on taba.

U dont sound like a responsible guy,u feel is evry girl u can ba*ng because u av moni,she is jus teln u she is nt a prost,if u nid one u know where 2 get dem

tpapi: U dont sound like a responsible guy,u feel is evry girl u can ba*ng because u av moni,she is jus teln u she is nt a prost,if u nid one u know where 2 get dem

Excuse me! Pass d mic ojere!!
Wot is she showing him besides cash and carry, na2day? Abeg shift>>>>>>>>>>>

Kockane:
And I'm d maga dat'll keep droppin d moni witout getn laid abi? Money wen I spend ontop dis girl no b small o, fish, wine, beer, suya, went clubbing, hotel bills, next morning breakfast yet no show! Why are some girls just plain heartless

is getin ur own wife so difficult or wat

tpapi: is getin ur own wife so difficult or wat

Na wa o! Is freeing d guy to chop d life of his head a big problem? Hen? Mr vigilante!

sigmundfreud: standard procedure...pay before service!

service not guaranteed

tpapi: service not guaranteed

Who is dis person?

Kockane:
Who is dis person?

Rotfl

Mrs.Chima:


Why did u responded if u werent??

u aren't evn worth discussin dis wit. Yesternyt was friday nyt, au kom u weren't spendim tym wif shima? O! Lemme gues...he left u coz u r a flab n went 4 d youngiez

Jaykizz:
u aren't evn worth discussin dis wit. Yesternyt was friday nyt, au kom u weren't spendim tym wif shima? O! Lemme gues...he left u coz u r a flab n went 4 d youngiez

Just like your daddy left your mammy? You are now the boy of the house.

Bittersweet moment for ya huh?

LOL!

And the nairaland greats had to converge to help the OP seal this deal.

*in jay-z's voice* what more can l say?

Mrs.Chima:


Just like your daddy left your mammy? You are now the boy of the house.

Bittersweet moment for ya huh?

I aint a daddy's boi biatch! I'm a man. BTW, u mst b 1 hell of a liability to shima coz ur mouth neva stops runin lyk a rickety vehicle dat nids servicin.

Lolest!you guys are crazy!