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| He Surprised Himself. by bishopz: 12:39pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
A girl had really talked abt her boyfrnd to her female frnds. She told them how rich, caring, generous & handsome her guy is, and that he will be coming to visit her the next evening. Expectations from everyone were high. The guy actually came d next evening as he promised but with a loaf of AGEGE BREAD as a gift to his girl. The girl was very annoyed &disapointed. She threw d bread at the guy & insulted him to d fullest in d presence of everyone. Embittered, d guy pick the AGEGE BREAD, sliced it into two & behold, A CAR KEY & An ENGAGEMENT RING fell out of d bread. Now the questions: (1) If u are the girl, what will u do? (2) If u are the boy will u 4give the girl? Enjoy ur day. |
| Re: He Surprised Himself. by Wi3ter(m): 5:30pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
bishopz: A girl had really talked abt her boyfrnd to her female frnds. She told them how rich, caring, generous & handsome her guy is, and that he will be coming to visit her the next evening. Expectations from everyone were high. I ate a bowl of oatmeal today. 1 Like |
| Re: He Surprised Himself. by Abeggi(m): 5:34pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
I wore some shoes this morning. |
| Re: He Surprised Himself. by Nobody: 5:35pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Last month it was put inside Ghana bread. Yesterday it was inside suya. Today it is inside Agege bread. Mbuk, make up your mind and make this story consistent. 1 Like |
| Re: He Surprised Himself. by freecocoa(f): 5:55pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
I'm eating fufu and correct bitterleaf soup with bush meat,who cares to join me? |
| Re: He Surprised Himself. by slimyem: 5:57pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
stale nonsense!!! |
| Re: He Surprised Himself. by Nobody: 6:07pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Make I hear say I no join you. freecocoa: I'm eating fufu and correct bitterleaf soup with bush meat,who cares to join me? |
| Re: He Surprised Himself. by freecocoa(f): 6:27pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
val_dee: Make I hear say I no join you.Come make we flex o jare.  |
| Re: He Surprised Himself. by IZUKWU(m): 6:35pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
freecocoa: I'm eating fufu and correct bitterleaf soup with bush meat,who cares to join me?e don teh wee i chop that kan food. Its time to visit home and eat mama thank ma. |
| Re: He Surprised Himself. by freecocoa(f): 6:39pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
IZUKWU: e don teh wee i chop that kan food. Its time to visit home and eat mama thank ma.Good but drop some money when you are leaving after choping sha. |
| Re: He Surprised Himself. by Nobody: 8:33pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
freecocoa: Come make we flex o jare. *Enters keke napep* |
| Re: He Surprised Himself. by MMM2(m): 9:17pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
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| Re: He Surprised Himself. by 193: 9:29pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Thank God August would soon be over this madness would stop!! |
| Re: He Surprised Himself. by Caracta(f): 12:13am On Aug 17, 2012 |
Another ludicrous jabberwocky! |
| Re: He Surprised Himself. by cindyrella(f): 12:16am On Aug 17, 2012 |
Mtcheeeeeeew! |
| Re: He Surprised Himself. by Mystiqme: 2:03am On Aug 17, 2012 |
In other news, man has discovered fire. |
| Re: He Surprised Himself. by Nobody: 2:44am On Aug 17, 2012 |
190*: Ol boy,where can i buy a good erectile stimulant? Dis daughter of eve is giving me tough time. |
| Re: He Surprised Himself. by mspookie: 5:51am On Aug 17, 2012 |
Hasn't sexkillz noticed dis thread  |
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