I saw this and i think i should share it here.

In honour of our dear 1st lady,
A PRINCIPAL IN A SECONDARY SCHOOL WARNED THE STUDENTS TO STOP WRITING ON THE PAINTED WALLS OF THE SCHOOL, especially when they are awaiting the visit of JONA. JONA later visited the following week and after supervision, he decided to test the academic ability of the students:
JONA: What class are you in?
STUDENT: SS III
JONA: Are you a science or art student?
STUDENT: Arts student sir
JONA: Good…w
ho wrote
Things Fall Apart?
STUDENT: Sir, please it was not me that wrote it, I swear! I did not write any Things Fall Apart.
In annoyance, JONA went back to the principal)
PRINCIPAL: You are still around?
JONA: Yes, I came back because a student in SS III could not tell me the person that wrote Things fall Apart when I asked him.
PRINCIPAL : Forget them, that is how they go about writing all sorts of rubbish, I will make sure that I fish-out whoever that wrote Things Fall Apart and he will be severely punished.
In utmost dismay, JONA departed the office)
AT HOME
PATIE: Darling, you look worried. Anything the matter?
JONA: I am ok, I am just pondering on the downward slide in education in this country, could you believe that a student in SS III could not tell me the person that wrote Things Fall Apart, even the principal does not know
PATIE: It is your enemies that wrote it, don’t mind them, that is how they go about writing all sorts of petition against you, don't worry, God will judge them!
.good morning fellow Nigerians, may our 1st lady be heal and return back in sound condition, amen.

lol

crude form of an old stale joke

^^
That was wicked mehn.

lol