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23 Commandments Of Marriage by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:01pm On Sep 12, 2012
2. The husband is always the master of the family
even if he doesn’t work
3. The wife must ask for permission from the
husband before going in bed as well as before
turning the back to him on the bed
4. If the husband beats the wife and then comes a
visitor, the wife should smile as if nothing
happened
5. The husband is still the master a
nd has full control on all the operations even in bed
6. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes
over
7. Before going to bed the wife must be in her
nightdress with no pant or bra, to allow the
husband to enter at any time he feels like
8. The husband never lies, but he enlightens
9. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps
kneeling down without saying anything
10. The wife should wait for the husband before
making any decision
11. The husband never comes home late, he is in a
meeting
12. The husband never goes out on the off day but
he is attending the family meeting
13. The wife waits for her husband with her ideas
and take those of her husband when he is back
home
14. The wife never works hard during the day to
avoid her getting fast tired in the night
15. The wife never goes to her husband’s office
only when it comes an urgent case of emergence of
this one
16. The wife is not allowed to do any kind of
expenses without consulting the husband even if
it’s her own money
17. All the misunderstandings have to be solved by
only the two in the bedroom without witness and
this should be to the husband’s advantage
18. The wife never refuses eating, even if she is
annoyed
19. The wife has no orders to give to her husband,
but she receives these from him
20. The wife must respect the husband’s orders
carefully
21. The wife has to take limit of her jealous and not
show it in public
22. The wife never pays visits to her parents as well
as to her in-laws only on permission from the
husband and under any circumstances, she should
be accompanied by the husband
23. The wife never goes out without permission
from her husband
NB. THE POWER OF THE WIFE IS IN HER
WEAKNESS
Re: 23 Commandments Of Marriage by Mynd44: 4:25am On Sep 13, 2012
Nor long enough. You should have made it 50 commandments
Re: 23 Commandments Of Marriage by Idowuogbo(f): 4:58am On Sep 13, 2012
Y is number 1 missing? undecided
Re: 23 Commandments Of Marriage by Mynd44: 5:03am On Sep 13, 2012
His maths teacher would be the one to ask
Re: 23 Commandments Of Marriage by Ijeleigbo(m): 6:36am On Sep 13, 2012
No 1. The husband is always right
Re: 23 Commandments Of Marriage by Mynd44: 6:41am On Sep 13, 2012
Ijele-igbo:
No 1. The husband is always right
That just makes your entire write-up bullshyt.
Re: 23 Commandments Of Marriage by Ijeleigbo(m): 6:45am On Sep 13, 2012
No man they say is above mistake
Re: 23 Commandments Of Marriage by Idowuogbo(f): 6:46am On Sep 13, 2012
Ijele-igbo:
No 1. The husband is always right
bullshyte!!!!
Re: 23 Commandments Of Marriage by Mynd44: 6:52am On Sep 13, 2012
Ijele-igbo:
No man they say is above mistake
it says bullshyt
Re: 23 Commandments Of Marriage by DExplorer1: 7:25am On Sep 13, 2012
Can we have this thread moved to Joke section.

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