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23 Commandments Of Marriage by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:01pm On Sep 12, 2012 |
2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn’t work 3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going in bed as well as before turning the back to him on the bed 4. If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should smile as if nothing happened 5. The husband is still the master a nd has full control on all the operations even in bed 6. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes over 7. Before going to bed the wife must be in her nightdress with no pant or bra, to allow the husband to enter at any time he feels like 8. The husband never lies, but he enlightens 9. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps kneeling down without saying anything 10. The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision 11. The husband never comes home late, he is in a meeting 12. The husband never goes out on the off day but he is attending the family meeting 13. The wife waits for her husband with her ideas and take those of her husband when he is back home 14. The wife never works hard during the day to avoid her getting fast tired in the night 15. The wife never goes to her husband’s office only when it comes an urgent case of emergence of this one 16. The wife is not allowed to do any kind of expenses without consulting the husband even if it’s her own money 17. All the misunderstandings have to be solved by only the two in the bedroom without witness and this should be to the husband’s advantage 18. The wife never refuses eating, even if she is annoyed 19. The wife has no orders to give to her husband, but she receives these from him 20. The wife must respect the husband’s orders carefully 21. The wife has to take limit of her jealous and not show it in public 22. The wife never pays visits to her parents as well as to her in-laws only on permission from the husband and under any circumstances, she should be accompanied by the husband 23. The wife never goes out without permission from her husband NB. THE POWER OF THE WIFE IS IN HER WEAKNESS |
Re: 23 Commandments Of Marriage by Mynd44: 4:25am On Sep 13, 2012 |
Nor long enough. You should have made it 50 commandments |
Re: 23 Commandments Of Marriage by Idowuogbo(f): 4:58am On Sep 13, 2012 |
Y is number 1 missing? |
Re: 23 Commandments Of Marriage by Mynd44: 5:03am On Sep 13, 2012 |
His maths teacher would be the one to ask |
Re: 23 Commandments Of Marriage by Ijeleigbo(m): 6:36am On Sep 13, 2012 |
No 1. The husband is always right |
Re: 23 Commandments Of Marriage by Mynd44: 6:41am On Sep 13, 2012 |
Ijele-igbo:That just makes your entire write-up bullshyt. |
Re: 23 Commandments Of Marriage by Ijeleigbo(m): 6:45am On Sep 13, 2012 |
No man they say is above mistake |
Re: 23 Commandments Of Marriage by Idowuogbo(f): 6:46am On Sep 13, 2012 |
Ijele-igbo:bullshyte!!!! |
Re: 23 Commandments Of Marriage by Mynd44: 6:52am On Sep 13, 2012 |
Ijele-igbo:it says bullshyt |
Re: 23 Commandments Of Marriage by DExplorer1: 7:25am On Sep 13, 2012 |
Can we have this thread moved to Joke section. |
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