Ever tried to approach a nice, set babe only to find out in a couple minutes of talking that she is a practicing witch/wiccan/etc?
This happened to me last week. Not having been in this situation before i just did a "well it was nice meeting you but I'm running late for <insert random rubbish here>" and then faded.

Has this happened to you? what was your reaction?
This would likely apply more to other parts of the world than naija, as witches don't dare do that "freedom of expression" ish in naija.

I guess dats her own way of getting you off her tail. You should have told her that you are a practicing wizard yourself; you just 'flew' back from an international conference with satan himself.

Kologie: I guess dats her own way of getting you off her tail. You should have told her that you are a practicing wizard yourself; you just 'flew' back from an international conference with satan himself.

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Kologie: I guess dats her own way of getting you off her tail. You should have told her that you are a practicing wizard yourself; you just 'flew' back from an international conference with satan himself.

You don't understand. Have you never seen a pentagram before?
This chick was wearing one for a necklace. That was what prompted the "what's that for" discussion to begin with, where she revealed what she does for a religion ....

Again, if you've lived in naija all your life, you need not comment as you would have no real understanding of what I'm talking about here.

Fucking a witch is fun

SMH.. Chai! Dis guy no get liver atall.. When she confessed that she was a witch, You should have binded and cast out the witchcraft spirit in her.. Then you carry on with the Toasting till you roast her.. But Ooops! Too bad, you don't have the fire in you..

@OP, reminds me of a pretty white woman who came to naija briefly for a project. I was with a couple of friends near her table when someone walked up to her & asked, "What's your occupation, ma'am?" She turned and calmly said, "I'm a witch".
We heard and we were like, waaaaaat! The woman just smiled & continued what she was doing.
I was the first to leave that room!

One of the episodes of "Clean House" by Niecy* Nash featured a particular yard sale where a woman came to buy an item (like a calabash). Niecy asked her what she needed it for, and she was like, "i'm a witch". Niecy was shocked! So much confidence.

Oh yeah, you fk a witch, you make more money. If she disappear, tell am make she take you follow. That's wealth

Witch huh? Cowards

Caracta: @OP, reminds me of a pretty white woman who came to naija briefly for a project. I was with a couple of friends near her table when someone walked up to her & asked, "What's your occupation, ma'am?" She turned and calmly said, "I'm a witch".
We heard and we were like, waaaaaat! The woman just smiled & continued what she was doing.
I was the first to leave that room!

Muhahaha. Though come to think of it, I feel now that I should have used that as an opportunity to invite her to church or something.
Yes, I will do that next time I encounter such. It's just being the first time ever meeting such, the auto-reflex action was just to space myself from the person.

D-Explorer:
Oh yeah, you fk a witch, you make more money. If she disappear, tell am make she take you follow. That's wealth

Na you know. Go find witch join body (and blood) give am thru fuk. Na your wahala be dat one. God no send you message

Mynd_44: Witch huh? Cowards

Coward wetin? nothing like cowardice here o. Go carry witch date am if you want.
Me na only daughters of the kingdom of God I dey scope. Abi Fine girls don finish for shursh? I no need dat kain unneccessary wahala abeg

They are shout they believe in God and that the devil can't do isht to them and yet they run at things like this the first time they see them.
SMH

Caracta: @OP, reminds me of a pretty white woman who came to naija briefly for a project. I was with a couple of friends near her table when someone walked up to her & asked, "What's your occupation, ma'am?" She turned and calmly said, "I'm a witch".
We heard and we were like, waaaaaat! The woman just smiled & continued what she was doing.
I was the first to leave that room!

muhehehe

Kologie: I guess dats her own way of getting you off her tail. You should have told her that you are a practicing wizard yourself; you just 'flew' back from an international conference with satan himself.

Lmao!

Nice one bro,pls when you come across such, next time endeveour to get her phone contact not for u ,but for me , i need such bitches for a serious relationship.