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Blonde Prison Escape by slitty: 4:57pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunets. So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them. When the cops came to the farm house the one of the cops saw the sacks, the officers yells, "There's just three burlap sacks in here!" To which his partner replies, "Then kick them just to be sure it's not them hiding". The officer goes and kicks the one with the brunette in it and she yells, "MEEEYYOWW!" the officer said "Oh, its just a stupid cat in there." So he kicks the one with the other brunet in it and she yells, "RUUFFF RUFFF!", so the officer says, "Oh, it's just a stupid dog!" Then he kicks the sack with the blonde in it and she yells, "POTATOES!" |
Re: Blonde Prison Escape by cute9jaguy(m): 9:30pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
ur jokes are not bad |
Re: Blonde Prison Escape by ThugLife1(m): 4:12am On Jan 12, 2008 |
I don't understand your jokes |
Re: Blonde Prison Escape by clemcykul(f): 12:57pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
u dont understand a simple joke *tears open thugs head and inserts an explained version into the brain box* now u can undrstand |
Re: Blonde Prison Escape by nightnurse(f): 1:43pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
good joke |
Re: Blonde Prison Escape by ituen(m): 1:08pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
The last blonde chic should screamed MOOOOOO, MOOOOOOO the she wld not have been detected |
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