Okay, let me start by saying I am no authority here, a guy sent it to me and I thought it made for good read. And since women keep complaining about their men straying, I figured we should hear from a man's perspective some of the things that would make him come running right back to you after work.
Yeah, I am sweet like that. Lol

1.Behave like a female, i.e. with all the tenderness of a female.
2.Dress pleasantly and attractively. If you are a home-maker, don't stay in your sleeping suit / pyjamas all day.
3.Smell good!
4.Don't lay out all your problems on your husband as soon as he walks in. Give him a little mental break.
5.Don't keep asking him 'what are you thinking?' because unlike women, men's thoughts are as random as the results of a google search. Women on the other hand have thoughts as organised as a labelled file-cabinet!
6.Stop nagging non-stop before Devil gives you something really to complain about.
7.Absolutely no talking about your spousal problems to anyone you meet under the pretence of seeking help, even if you are the victim. If you think you want to solve legitimate marital issues then go seek counselling.
8.Be kind to your mother-in-law, the same way you would like your husband to be kind to your own mother.
9.Learn all the rights and obligations to each other in Christianity
10.Race to the door when he comes home, as if you were waiting for him. Smile and hug him.
11.Keep your house clean, at least to the level that he wants it.
12.Compliment him on the things you know he's not so confident about (looks, intelligence etc). This will build his self-esteem.
13.Tell him he's the best husband.
14.Call his family often.
15.Give him a simple task to do at home and then thank him when he does it. This will encourage him to do more.
16.When he's talking about something boring, listen and nod your head. Even ask questions to make it seem like you're interested.
17.Encourage him to do good deeds.
If he's in a bad mood, give him some space. He'll get over it.
18.Thank him sincerely for providing you with food and shelter. It's a big deal.
19.If he's angry with you and starts yelling, let him yell it out while you're quiet.
21.And Finally, make him ask for more in the bedroom (Yes! sex/lovemaking is important)

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Nice

What a waste of bandwidth

Seen.

What a load of crap!

Some nice points and some absurd ones...anyways, thanks for posting

Oh boy see better Jazz. Ladies pls note.

Mynd_44: What a waste of bandwidth

you're just a silly troll.

Flashaldrin:
you're just a silly troll.

Terrible troll at that. There should be a limit to the number of posts a nairalander should make in a day cos it seems the more the Id.iot comments, the more ridiculous he sounds.

*yawns*

cindyrella: *yawns*

you musnt comment.

boron10:
Terrible troll at that. There should be a limit to the number of posts a nairalander should make in a day cos it seems the more the Id.iot comments, the more ridiculous he sounds.

joblessness is a biatch. Worst is, he aint even slightly funny.

Flashaldrin:
you musnt comment.

You musnt quote me.

@OP am going to save this in my diary and follow it step by step. Superb one.

D-Explorer:

wetin?

Goldieluks: @OP am going to save this in my diary and follow it step by step. Superb one.

you really need it

cindyrella:
wetin?

Sweets, I like your molars

Its all nice tho. Wud prefer if mother in law do not stay with us,as in us.

@ 14...call my family, I call ya family

D-Explorer:

Sweets, I like your molars

LOL!

Actually, the post makes a whole lot of sense. Me likey.

22. A good cook. Finger licking, plate grazing and tanterlizing delicacies. Hmmm yummy!

Flashaldrin:
you're just a silly troll.

And you are just a waste of skin

boron10:
Terrible troll at that. There should be a limit to the number of posts a nairalander should make in a day cos it seems the more the Id.iot comments, the more ridiculous he sounds.

Spoken like a true ash bin

Mynd_44:
Spoken like a true ash bin

Typical! Clueless and silly reply as usual. But wait o, are people shy/afraid of telling you how brainless your comments often seem? Guess you don't have true friends here.
I used to think intelligence was over rated, anyway sha, there is no offense for being silly and dumb. After all this is a free world, you're entitle to your foolish opinion. However, don't ever claim to be smart cos you're apparently far from being one.

I am guess this guy has been angered by something I did sometime ago.
Look dude I dont see you and your lame attempts to get my attention is not working.

nikkyshyne: 22. A good cook. Finger licking, plate grazing and tanterlizing delicacies. Hmmm yummy!

Mynd_44: What a waste of bandwidth

i agree.

i am who i am. if that is not enough "fahgetaboutit!"