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21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by leshluap(m): 9:35pm On Sep 16, 2014
21 WAYS TO MAKE ME FALL FOR
YOU
Big question. I have been asked
several times. Let me answer.
1) Ignore me. Act as if I am non-
existent. That works like magic.
2) Smile a lot. That kind of infectious
smile that makes me stare. Just don't
stop smiling.
3) Be very quiet. A talkative quite
wades me off. If you are very quiet
and calm, I may look your way. Trust
that!
4) Know a lot of things. That attracts
me like chocolate cake. If you know
too much, I may fall very much.
5) Don't hang around boys. I don't
like a product everyone is gathered
around. Makes it look cheap. You
understand, right?
6) Dress smart, but not sexy. I want
to see you as beautiful and decent,
not as sexy and indecent. Dress well
in a way that make me care.
7) Your English should make sense.
You may not be the best user of the
English Language, but you should
impress me. Like seriously, impress
me.
cool Don't always be around. Let me
always look forward to seeing you. I
want your face to be scarce. Like
very scarce.
9) Never let me see you quarrel with
someone. I don't know why. But just
ensure you never quarrel with
anybody in my presence.
10) Either know how to write or sing.
Either will attract me like magnet. I
may not know how to sing, but I'd
love a lady who does. Very well!
11) Hate excessive makeup. That will
make you special and not attention
seeking. I do have a strong flair for
that.
12) Like politics. You necessary do not
have to be involved, but have an
interest in it. I like politics, and would
extra like a lady who likes it.
13) Read and love my writings. Okay,
this is not so difficult. Even if you
really do not like them, just pretend
to.
14) Talk about your family always. It
shows you have so much value and
concern for your family. That points
to something. If we ever start a
family, you'd value it too.
15) Don't like parties. If you are the
party-type, then I am not your type.
Definitely, you are not my type.
That's all.
16) Dream big. I really do not get
attracted to people with small
dreams. Big dreams pull me off my
feet. So have a big dream!
17) Be very bold. Like David, be able
to deal with a lion. Timidity makes me
angry. If possible, be stupidly bold!
18) Always give me a good handshake.
I prefer a good handshake from a
lady to a hug. Hugs don't really work
for me, handshake does.
19) Be interested in my family. My
family means so much to me, and if
you show concern for them, I will
show concern for you. I mean that!
20) Love Movies. I cannot stay
without movies. If you can stay with
me for hours watching movies, you
are good to go. Yep!
21) Love God. You really don't have to
be that kind of demon-casting sister,
but you've to be passionate about the
kingdom.

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Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by merit12(f): 9:39pm On Sep 16, 2014
So after I dis character

What next?
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by marieolae(f): 9:43pm On Sep 16, 2014
Hmm
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by unclebenz(m): 9:45pm On Sep 16, 2014
y all these y not go with a man ur @ follows
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by Nobody: 9:54pm On Sep 16, 2014
...hmmmm....
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by MabraO: 9:59pm On Sep 16, 2014
OP u need my 21 ways to get a life? undecided
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by Ivanspring(f): 10:06pm On Sep 16, 2014
All these for you alone?
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by merit12(f): 10:06pm On Sep 16, 2014
Been writting storys since1950
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by vizkiz: 10:37pm On Sep 16, 2014
do i get to furck you after all these sh*t?? undecided
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by Doclight(m): 10:38pm On Sep 16, 2014
leshluap: 21 WAYS TO MAKE ME FALL FOR
YOU
Big question. I have been asked
several times. Let me answer.
1) Ignore me. Act as if I am non-
existent. That works like magic.
2) Smile a lot. That kind of infectious
smile that makes me stare. Just don't
stop smiling.
3) Be very quiet. A talkative quite
wades me off. If you are very quiet
and calm, I may look your way. Trust
that!
4) Know a lot of things. That attracts
me like chocolate cake. If you know
too much, I may fall very much.
5) Don't hang around boys. I don't
like a product everyone is gathered
around. Makes it look cheap. You
understand, right?
6) Dress smart, but not sexy. I want
to see you as beautiful and decent,
not as sexy and indecent. Dress well
in a way that make me care.
7) Your English should make sense.
You may not be the best user of the
English Language, but you should
impress me. Like seriously, impress
me.
cool Don't always be around. Let me
always look forward to seeing you. I
want your face to be scarce. Like
very scarce.
9) Never let me see you quarrel with
someone. I don't know why. But just
ensure you never quarrel with
anybody in my presence.
10) Either know how to write or sing.
Either will attract me like magnet. I
may not know how to sing, but I'd
love a lady who does. Very well!
11) Hate excessive makeup. That will
make you special and not attention
seeking. I do have a strong flair for
that.
12) Like politics. You necessary do not
have to be involved, but have an
interest in it. I like politics, and would
extra like a lady who likes it.
13) Read and love my writings. Okay,
this is not so difficult. Even if you
really do not like them, just pretend
to.
14) Talk about your family always. It
shows you have so much value and
concern for your family. That points
to something. If we ever start a
family, you'd value it too.
15) Don't like parties. If you are the
party-type, then I am not your type.
Definitely, you are not my type.
That's all.
16) Dream big. I really do not get
attracted to people with small
dreams. Big dreams pull me off my
feet. So have a big dream!
17) Be very bold. Like David, be able
to deal with a lion. Timidity makes me
angry. If possible, be stupidly bold!
18) Always give me a good handshake.
I prefer a good handshake from a
lady to a hug. Hugs don't really work
for me, handshake does.
19) Be interested in my family. My
family means so much to me, and if
you show concern for them, I will
show concern for you. I mean that!
20) Love Movies. I cannot stay
without movies. If you can stay with
me for hours watching movies, you
are good to go. Yep!
21) Love God. You really don't have to
be that kind of demon-casting sister,
but you've to be passionate about the
kingdom.
fall as in for gutter?
Well i'd gladly do it
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by spanzed(m): 10:38pm On Sep 16, 2014
9 applies to me also...hate quarrels
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by Doclight(m): 10:40pm On Sep 16, 2014
vizkiz: do i get to furck you after all these sh*t?? undecided
(m) not (f)
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by clubone05: 10:44pm On Sep 16, 2014
Bros if u see this type girl...na winch...run..something is acutely wrong with her. ..ur just not seeing it yet...trust me I know(experience speaking).
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by Doclight(m): 10:50pm On Sep 16, 2014
clubone05: Bros if u see this type girl...na winch...run..something is acutely wrong with her. ..ur just seeing it yet...trust me I know(experience speaking).

her or him? I see an "m"
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by olayincar(m): 11:47pm On Sep 16, 2014
leshluap: 21 WAYS TO MAKE ME FALL FOR
YOU
Big question. I have been asked
several times. Let me answer.
1) Ignore me. Act as if I am non-
existent. That works like magic.
2) Smile a lot. That kind of infectious
smile that makes me stare. Just don't
stop smiling.
3) Be very quiet. A talkative quite
wades me off. If you are very quiet
and calm, I may look your way. Trust
that!
4) Know a lot of things. That attracts
me like chocolate cake. If you know
too much, I may fall very much.
5) Don't hang around boys. I don't
like a product everyone is gathered
around. Makes it look cheap. You
understand, right?
6) Dress smart, but not sexy. I want
to see you as beautiful and decent,
not as sexy and indecent. Dress well
in a way that make me care.
7) Your English should make sense.
You may not be the best user of the
English Language, but you should
impress me. Like seriously, impress
me.
cool Don't always be around. Let me
always look forward to seeing you. I
want your face to be scarce. Like
very scarce.
9) Never let me see you quarrel with
someone. I don't know why. But just
ensure you never quarrel with
anybody in my presence.
10) Either know how to write or sing.
Either will attract me like magnet. I
may not know how to sing, but I'd
love a lady who does. Very well!
11) Hate excessive makeup. That will
make you special and not attention
seeking. I do have a strong flair for
that.
12) Like politics. You necessary do not
have to be involved, but have an
interest in it. I like politics, and would
extra like a lady who likes it.
13) Read and love my writings. Okay,
this is not so difficult. Even if you
really do not like them, just pretend
to.
14) Talk about your family always. It
shows you have so much value and
concern for your family. That points
to something. If we ever start a
family, you'd value it too.
15) Don't like parties. If you are the
party-type, then I am not your type.
Definitely, you are not my type.
That's all.
16) Dream big. I really do not get
attracted to people with small
dreams. Big dreams pull me off my
feet. So have a big dream!
17) Be very bold. Like David, be able
to deal with a lion. Timidity makes me
angry. If possible, be stupidly bold!
18) Always give me a good handshake.
I prefer a good handshake from a
lady to a hug. Hugs don't really work
for me, handshake does.
19) Be interested in my family. My
family means so much to me, and if
you show concern for them, I will
show concern for you. I mean that!
20) Love Movies. I cannot stay
without movies. If you can stay with
me for hours watching movies, you
are good to go. Yep!
21) Love God. You really don't have to
be that kind of demon-casting sister,
but you've to be passionate about the
kingdom.

Lady that will do all dis are nt common

But I pray u will get One..
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by OohMpa: 12:02am On Sep 17, 2014
Bro, you can start telling God to mould one for you cos this person hasn't be created.....

Spend more time with soap and engine oil cos pünny you won't see angry

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