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21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by leshluap(m): 9:35pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
21 WAYS TO MAKE ME FALL FOR YOU Big question. I have been asked several times. Let me answer. 1) Ignore me. Act as if I am non- existent. That works like magic. 2) Smile a lot. That kind of infectious smile that makes me stare. Just don't stop smiling. 3) Be very quiet. A talkative quite wades me off. If you are very quiet and calm, I may look your way. Trust that! 4) Know a lot of things. That attracts me like chocolate cake. If you know too much, I may fall very much. 5) Don't hang around boys. I don't like a product everyone is gathered around. Makes it look cheap. You understand, right? 6) Dress smart, but not sexy. I want to see you as beautiful and decent, not as sexy and indecent. Dress well in a way that make me care. 7) Your English should make sense. You may not be the best user of the English Language, but you should impress me. Like seriously, impress me. Don't always be around. Let me always look forward to seeing you. I want your face to be scarce. Like very scarce. 9) Never let me see you quarrel with someone. I don't know why. But just ensure you never quarrel with anybody in my presence. 10) Either know how to write or sing. Either will attract me like magnet. I may not know how to sing, but I'd love a lady who does. Very well! 11) Hate excessive makeup. That will make you special and not attention seeking. I do have a strong flair for that. 12) Like politics. You necessary do not have to be involved, but have an interest in it. I like politics, and would extra like a lady who likes it. 13) Read and love my writings. Okay, this is not so difficult. Even if you really do not like them, just pretend to. 14) Talk about your family always. It shows you have so much value and concern for your family. That points to something. If we ever start a family, you'd value it too. 15) Don't like parties. If you are the party-type, then I am not your type. Definitely, you are not my type. That's all. 16) Dream big. I really do not get attracted to people with small dreams. Big dreams pull me off my feet. So have a big dream! 17) Be very bold. Like David, be able to deal with a lion. Timidity makes me angry. If possible, be stupidly bold! 18) Always give me a good handshake. I prefer a good handshake from a lady to a hug. Hugs don't really work for me, handshake does. 19) Be interested in my family. My family means so much to me, and if you show concern for them, I will show concern for you. I mean that! 20) Love Movies. I cannot stay without movies. If you can stay with me for hours watching movies, you are good to go. Yep! 21) Love God. You really don't have to be that kind of demon-casting sister, but you've to be passionate about the kingdom. 2 Likes |
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by merit12(f): 9:39pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
So after I dis character What next? |
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by marieolae(f): 9:43pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
Hmm |
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by unclebenz(m): 9:45pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
y all these y not go with a man ur @ follows |
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by Nobody: 9:54pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
...hmmmm.... |
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by MabraO: 9:59pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
OP u need my 21 ways to get a life? |
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by Ivanspring(f): 10:06pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
All these for you alone? |
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by merit12(f): 10:06pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
Been writting storys since1950 |
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by vizkiz: 10:37pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
do i get to furck you after all these sh*t?? |
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by Doclight(m): 10:38pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
leshluap: 21 WAYS TO MAKE ME FALL FORfall as in for gutter? Well i'd gladly do it |
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by spanzed(m): 10:38pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
9 applies to me also...hate quarrels |
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by Doclight(m): 10:40pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
vizkiz: do i get to furck you after all these sh*t??(m) not (f) |
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by clubone05: 10:44pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
Bros if u see this type girl...na winch...run..something is acutely wrong with her. ..ur just not seeing it yet...trust me I know(experience speaking). |
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by Doclight(m): 10:50pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
clubone05: Bros if u see this type girl...na winch...run..something is acutely wrong with her. ..ur just seeing it yet...trust me I know(experience speaking).her or him? I see an "m" |
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by olayincar(m): 11:47pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
leshluap: 21 WAYS TO MAKE ME FALL FOR Lady that will do all dis are nt common But I pray u will get One.. |
Re: 21 Ways To Make Me Fall 4U. by OohMpa: 12:02am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Bro, you can start telling God to mould one for you cos this person hasn't be created..... Spend more time with soap and engine oil cos pünny you won't see |
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