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Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by sunnshyn(f): 12:45pm On Sep 28, 2012 |
Ok, its my free day today and its friday.. I'm stooling...typing this sitting on the toilet bowl...(I wonder what I ate)he he he he he So, been lying in bed, random thoughts flying through my mind... Mom calls me with updates about my friends in Lagos getting married each saturday, she's not talking much, but she's saying a whole lot...*sighs* So, I'm trying to define in my head what my Ideal man would/should be... I'm strange and weird like that, especially going by the kind of physical 'whatever' I'd love to see in my man..lol Allow me list a bit of them attributes.. *Little bit of round belly(6 packs and d likes are just not my thing) *Receding hair-line (ha ha ha) I love my man with a little bit of baldness! Didn't I warn you I was weird from the start? *Lefties (Jeeeez! I love left-handed men) can't explain why though *Nerdy-looking men (No really, I can't stand the bad-boy looking kinda men! Puleeese! Wear prescribed glasses, and I'm all down! *Calm-talking (loud and everywhere kind of men? no! no!) *Non-confidence: Now, let me explain this a bit, if a guy comes to me bursting with lots of confidence, I'll be instantly put off and on guard...so just come with a little bit of shyness(I'm extremely shy) and I'm down..lol Yes, now u have it...just random thoughts sha, I'm done poo-ing...lemme clean up, would be back! N.B: You may bash this thread and the poster, but please don't move this to the front page, cos we have lots of poo going on there already don't add this to them...!! sυηηshyη™ 1 Like |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by Ariyke: 1:05pm On Sep 28, 2012 |
hmmmmmm |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by daisyella: 2:48pm On Sep 28, 2012 |
Lol u r sipping on d wrong kind of weed |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by SalemLord(m): 2:53pm On Sep 28, 2012 |
Everyone with their own choice |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by tobechi74: 3:07pm On Sep 28, 2012 |
U may remain umarrid oooo |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by frank317: 3:15pm On Sep 28, 2012 |
Why do I have a feelin dat u are lying or perhaps the poo is nt making u think straight (while I imagin how sexxy u are sittin on that thing with ur pantss down and...) ok back to topic. Are u out? Ok go back and read ur post. Rewrite it, I bet u, we will see a whole lot of difference. |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by kemiola89(f): 3:23pm On Sep 28, 2012 |
Goodluck with your search madam |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by Mynd44: 5:03pm On Sep 28, 2012 |
Smoking under the hot sun is a bad thing |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by Nobody: 5:48pm On Sep 28, 2012 |
that shitt really did a number on you |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by greedie1(f): 6:05pm On Sep 28, 2012 |
The last three attributes, especially d fourth one? Soooo hawt! |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by sunnshyn(f): 1:43am On Sep 29, 2012 |
tobechi74: U may remain umarrid oooo Why do u feel so? Anyways, I hope not..lol |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by sunnshyn(f): 1:45am On Sep 29, 2012 |
frank3.16: No lies bro! Weird isn't it? I agree too.. |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by sunnshyn(f): 1:48am On Sep 29, 2012 |
kemiola89: Goodluck with your search madam Thank you madam |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by sunnshyn(f): 1:49am On Sep 29, 2012 |
Mynd_44: Smoking under the hot sun is a bad thing I promise you I don't smoke... |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by sunnshyn(f): 1:51am On Sep 29, 2012 |
joeydozzy: that shitt really did a number on you |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by sunnshyn(f): 1:53am On Sep 29, 2012 |
gree-die: Really? How nice!! AHa ha ha ha ha |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by mojounited(m): 2:41am On Sep 29, 2012 |
@sυηηshyη™, Your strangeness and weirdness should win an accolade...choi Anyway, lemme check if my heavenly-fitted spec would match with yours... *About the belly - Mine's normal but I'm hitting the gym from Monday... tough luck *Hair-line? - I aint bald dear #Jeez, your spirit must be like 1000years old.. *I'm right-handed... #And I fail, yet again.. *Not a "Nerdy-looking man" as I don't wear medicated glasses and just don't act like one. *Calm-talking - Duh! Finally, a point where the cap fits...albeit football brings out the parrot in me. *Non-confidence: I come with a tad bit of shyness like a brand new Bee-Ma-W, all new products do Yes, now u have it; just random thoughts of myself sha, people may describe me differently though. So, it pretty much seems like we're worlds apart...so good luck in your search... PS - I can actually perceive the stench from that your poo on my monitor...#Tragic! |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by Mynd44: 4:23am On Sep 29, 2012 |
sunnshyn:Then perhaps your neighbour foes and you are high from second hand smoke |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by Ranoscky(m): 5:06am On Sep 29, 2012 |
sunnshyn: I'm done poo-ing...Believe u me, the above got me laughing real hard, mehn! Lol. |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by Nobody: 6:01am On Sep 29, 2012 |
She aint talking much but she is saying a whole lot... Nice literary statement. But seriously u'r weird... Unique maybe. I almost tot u smoke until u confessed odawise to Mynd. |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by Nobody: 6:51am On Sep 29, 2012 |
Funny. A pot bellied man? I picture u pregnant and holding hands with him on the street A near-bald man? Lol. A Lefthanded man- Lefthanded men are so romantic. i think Dat's the best point |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by Nobody: 9:28am On Sep 29, 2012 |
I aint done nothing yet, but can immediately tell this one is a newbie. Attention-seeking and picture on profile! |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by greedie1(f): 10:17am On Sep 29, 2012 |
sauer: I aint done nothing yet, but can immediately tell this one is a newbie. Registered may 18 2011 Spent 17 days 19 hours online Posted 249 times Started 13 topics Not exactly a newbie, no? 1 Like |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by claremont(m): 10:20am On Sep 29, 2012 |
I can't believe that a cute lady like yourself would prefer a pot-bellied, bald man. Good luck with it though. |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by sunnshyn(f): 10:40am On Sep 29, 2012 |
sauer: I aint done nothing yet, but can immediately tell this one is a newbie. Ah ha ha Mr saucer(does this ring a bell?) Oops! sauer, my bad!! Lol.. You forget too easily don't you?? |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by sunnshyn(f): 10:43am On Sep 29, 2012 |
Rukemi291: Funny. Read dear! Read!! "A little bit of round belly"...anyways, I did warn you I was strange...*shrugs* |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by sunnshyn(f): 10:50am On Sep 29, 2012 |
SalemLord: Everyone with their own choice Exactly! I'm glad you see it that way!! Ur unique too..don't be told otherwise |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by sunnshyn(f): 10:56am On Sep 29, 2012 |
mojounited: @sυηηshyη™, Lol@ heavenly fitted spec...well,you didn't expect we'll be 100% compatible did you? Don't worry about the many other places you failed, we could make up for them all...*smiles... Yes, that poo smelled like something outta the septic...yuck!!..#epic!!!...*tongue-out 1 Like |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by sunnshyn(f): 11:03am On Sep 29, 2012 |
T_Bademosi: She aint talking much but she is saying a whole lot... Nice literary statement. Thanks love...and Yes, I still don't smoke...lol |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by sunnshyn(f): 11:07am On Sep 29, 2012 |
claremont: I can't believe that a cute lady like yourself would prefer a pot-bellied, bald man. Good luck with it though. "A little bit of round belly" Claremont sweety,, that's what sυηηshyη™ said...if I wanted a pot-bellied man like Papa Ajasco, I would have stated precisely... |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by sunnshyn(f): 11:13am On Sep 29, 2012 |
Mynd_44: No neighbour anywhere close...CO and its like's far from me..strange but sane like that.. |
Re: Now, I Dont Have A Title For This. by sunnshyn(f): 11:20am On Sep 29, 2012 |
Ranoscky: You sure love a good laugh don't you Ranoscky dear? Lol |
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