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Re: Just Don't Shoot! by saucekid(m): 3:36pm On Jan 18, 2008
anyways,the constitution cant lie
it will be on the front pages soon. . . . . . . . tufe raping kuvuki lioness
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 3:42pm On Jan 18, 2008
Dem no ask u if u do anything, only you open ur mouth dey talk "i no rape lion",

U are on your own. Everybody knows i nevr go Kukuki b4
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by tufe(m): 3:51pm On Jan 18, 2008
lie lies lies

its against the ten commandments oo
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 4:18pm On Jan 18, 2008
Its funny u mentioned the 10 commandments.

No be yesterday u learn am. Now u wan use am shine!!
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by tufe(m): 4:28pm On Jan 18, 2008
at least eevn if i born again yesterday, if i die now, heaven too sure for me. but you nothing. na just lionesses and aristotles you dey pursue up and down
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 4:40pm On Jan 18, 2008
At least they signify dsrenght, courage, resilience and determination

But I better pass u wey dey waka around oblaende dey parade say u dey sleep with blondes and dat ur skillful enof cos u got dem in bed for N1500
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by tufe(m): 4:45pm On Jan 18, 2008
so you admit

PEOPLE MAKE UNA COME SEE OO, A LION RAPER

QUICKLY GOES TO CAGE MY PET LION
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by tjtj1(m): 4:49pm On Jan 18, 2008
My brothaz in arms. watcha up to @tufe u dont want to come to iraq?
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by tufe(m): 4:59pm On Jan 18, 2008
now that u'r here, i wud luv to grin
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 5:09pm On Jan 18, 2008
O boy, make u no run oh. U dey look for greener pastures abi?

Come back to obalende where u were born and bred
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by tufe(m): 5:24pm On Jan 18, 2008
who dey run. i just wan go becuz tj invite me.

you stay there in obalende. make sure business is good, and stop spending my money and those cheap women
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 6:01pm On Jan 18, 2008
I hear u oh!!

U don buy shirt finish?
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by tufe(m): 6:03pm On Jan 18, 2008
which kind yeye question be that. if i no buy shirt, how i go take cover body. *hisses*

just take cxare of business, thats all i asked you to do
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 6:22pm On Jan 18, 2008
U too like dreams oh

U be joseph brother?
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by Migines(m): 6:25pm On Jan 18, 2008
Dis tufe boy too dey watch cartoon.
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by tufe(m): 6:31pm On Jan 18, 2008
who dream abeg, na joseph abi na eim brother. no go turn bible up side down. even me wey be muslim sabi bible pass you

@miggy

dont want to commit any insurbordination, but be careful
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 6:58pm On Jan 18, 2008
@Tufe

so u dey fear miggy? NA pant u be oh
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by tufe(m): 7:01pm On Jan 18, 2008
fear and respect na two different things.

but eim don fcukup, take advantage of the respect, so now?, we solo
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by Migines(m): 7:26pm On Jan 18, 2008
Ur point?
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 7:34pm On Jan 18, 2008
. . . that he is afraid of ur retribution
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by tommyex(m): 9:09pm On Jan 18, 2008
Nice joke from a Nurse
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by clemcykul(f): 1:19pm On Jan 19, 2008
good complement from a sexy tommie grin
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by saucekid(m): 1:27pm On Jan 19, 2008
and a nice comment from a kul clemcy
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by Migines(m): 1:36pm On Jan 19, 2008
And a gud observation by a saucy kid.
(i jst wan rym)
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 1:53pm On Jan 19, 2008
and a copy copy style from Migines
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by saucekid(m): 3:31pm On Jan 19, 2008
with the i too know from ituen
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by clemcykul(f): 4:07pm On Jan 19, 2008
sauce kid the analyser grin
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by nightnurse(f): 4:46pm On Jan 19, 2008
[sub][/sub]just smiles and walks away silently smiley
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by saucekid(m): 5:51pm On Jan 19, 2008
*drags nightnurse by the ears****come back here*
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 7:24pm On Jan 19, 2008
Saucekid

Welldone for teaching nightnurse manners. She no even fit greet elders wen she come inside.

wetin dis children of y2k + dey turn itno dis days?
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by nightnurse(f): 7:43pm On Jan 19, 2008
Oga Ituen i hail ooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by Migines(m): 8:06pm On Jan 19, 2008
Kids of nowadays.

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