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Re: Just Don't Shoot! by nightnurse(f): 8:50pm On Jan 19, 2008
and who are the kids pigmeat sorry miginis
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by Migines(m): 9:58pm On Jan 19, 2008
Oh no! . . . U didnt.
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by saucekid(m): 4:00pm On Jan 20, 2008
she did
lack of respect for red cap chiefs
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 4:43pm On Jan 20, 2008
holds meeting with respectable elders of NL

we have decided to withdraw all kuvuki community scholarship to children
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by saucekid(m): 6:28pm On Jan 20, 2008
for your mind you don talk something with sense?
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 7:07pm On Jan 20, 2008
e dey vex u because ur pikin na beneficiary?
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by Migines(m): 7:56pm On Jan 20, 2008
If na u, u nor go ves?
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 8:30pm On Jan 20, 2008
wetin concern me?

no be head of community scholarship i be?
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ThugLife1(m): 11:51pm On Jan 20, 2008
Funny!
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by saucekid(m): 9:33am On Jan 21, 2008
head of which scholarship?
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 10:15am On Jan 21, 2008
Saucekid,

I understand ur fustration. Your 19 children and the "ones yet unborn" are yet to benefit from the scholarship.

I'll make ur case a special one.
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by clemcykul(f): 10:52am On Jan 21, 2008
lol grin

and ur 12dozen of children ure giving them free edu as par of head of sklashp board grin
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by tessybaby(f): 11:14am On Jan 21, 2008
ituen:

Saucekid,

I understand your fustration. Your 19 children and the "ones yet unborn" are yet to benefit from the scholarship.

I'll make your case a special one.

na lie be dat, saucy is barren impotent
grin grin grin grin
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by saucekid(m): 11:18am On Jan 21, 2008
tessybaby:

na lie be that, saucy is barren impotent
grin grin grin grin
if that na the case,what about bill wey u born?
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 12:40pm On Jan 21, 2008
clemcykul:

lol grin

and your 12dozen of children ure giving them free edu as par of head of sklashp board grin

I never born children oh.

As Saucekid hear say i be head of scholarship committee, I'm change im family name to ITUEN

Na im make u talk dozen children
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by clemcykul(f): 2:05pm On Jan 21, 2008
lol u have a gr8 ability of twisting things in ur favour grin ure a good smartass grin grin
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by saucekid(m): 2:14pm On Jan 21, 2008
change my name to ituen
God forbid
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 2:35pm On Jan 21, 2008
. . . but u can do it for 500 Kuvukian dollars, abi

@Clem
Well thanks for the info. Will specialize in it
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ravenzord(m): 2:45pm On Jan 21, 2008
bartender's a gay
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by saucekid(m): 3:06pm On Jan 21, 2008
you this ituen,you be criminal
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by nightnurse(f): 3:07pm On Jan 21, 2008
ituen:

I never born children oh.

As Saucekid hear say i be head of scholarship committee, I'm change im family name to ITUEN

Na im make u talk dozen children
was waiting to tell u about it but i can't wait anymore, i am pregna**t 4 u
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by saucekid(m): 3:09pm On Jan 21, 2008
i said it
she don finally pump up
and ituen go dey profess love to tessy
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by nightnurse(f): 3:23pm On Jan 21, 2008
sourcekid abi ki loruko e? stay out of this, its our personal prob i don' t know y u keep interf**ring
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 3:30pm On Jan 21, 2008
Sweetie,

Are u pregnant? Are u sure? Confirm first b4 i comment on it oh
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by clemcykul(f): 4:02pm On Jan 21, 2008
chei! shocked

no wonder evry tyme i come back from wrk i kip hearing my spring bed quaking, never knew dat bla bla bla has bin going on widout my knowledge embarassed

ur pregnant nightnurse lemme go get baby stuffs for ya grin
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by nightnurse(f): 4:11pm On Jan 21, 2008
ituen:

Sweetie,

Are u pregnant? Are u sure? Confirm first before i comment on it oh
yes hon am preg_something and u know it so do something abt it b4 it bcomes too late for tessybaby
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by nightnurse(f): 4:14pm On Jan 21, 2008
clemcykul:

chei! shocked

no wonder evry tyme i come back from wrk i kip hearing my spring bed quaking, never knew that bla bla bla has bin going on widout my knowledge embarassed

your pregnant nightnurse let me go get baby stuffs for ya grin
please do "good Samaritan" because am keeping this it wether he likes it or not
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 4:49pm On Jan 21, 2008
nightnurse:

yes hon am preg_something and u know it so do something about it before it bcomes too late for tessybaby

The best thing i can do is take you to London where u can have a white pikin for me. That way both home and abroad, evr1 is happy

retrieves into his room to get her Int. passport. You are leaving this night
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by saucekid(m): 5:38pm On Jan 21, 2008
no believe am ooo
London wey he dey talk na Gabon you go end up oooo
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by nightnurse(f): 5:52pm On Jan 21, 2008
what the lord has joined 2gether let no soucekid put ass under
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by saucekid(m): 5:56pm On Jan 21, 2008
dont say i didnt warn you sha
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by nightnurse(f): 6:04pm On Jan 21, 2008
advise me pls

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