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Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 5:29pm On Jan 23, 2008
*spanks faketan on the buttocks*

naughty boy! naughty boy! grin grin grin
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by tufe(m): 5:57pm On Jan 23, 2008
word on the street is that miggy loves bleeping he-goats

sorry dude, go get urself a new bitch
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 6:12pm On Jan 23, 2008
U don dirty migines Mocassin. my hand no dey oh
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by saucekid(m): 6:27pm On Jan 23, 2008
he stained it,he's gonna wash it
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by tufe(m): 6:36pm On Jan 23, 2008
*hummming*

lets wait and see, shall we
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 6:45pm On Jan 23, 2008
*Dem go wound person today*
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by saucekid(m): 6:46pm On Jan 23, 2008
liver dey shack someone
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by tufe(m): 6:56pm On Jan 23, 2008
i dey tell you wink wink wink
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by Migines(m): 9:41am On Jan 24, 2008
@tufe
U c say u be idiot.
U and gunpoint fck goat finish mopo dey find u , u wan com begin code? U must be very stupid.

<daily tribute>
*NEWSPAPER HEAD LINE*
man wanted for the rape of a six month old he-goat
suspect description
.Has no balls
.Has no brains
.Suspected name:tufe

he also has an accomplice by d name gunpoint. They are suspected to be responsible for d pregnancy of all goats in mushin.
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by Migines(m): 9:41am On Jan 24, 2008
@tufe
U c say u be idiot.
U and gunpoint fck goat finish mopo dey find u , u wan com begin code? U must be very stupid.

<daily tribute>
*NEWSPAPER HEAD LINE*
man wanted for the rape of a six month old he-goat
suspect description
.Has no balls
.Has no brains
.Suspected name:tufe

he also has an accomplice by d name gunpoint. They are suspected to be responsible for d pregnancy of all goats in mushin.
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 10:40am On Jan 24, 2008
tunes in to CNN and wacthes the headlines


man wanted for the rape of a six month old he-goat
suspect description
.Has no balls
.Has no brains
.Suspected name:tufe

he also has an accomplice by d name gunpoint. They are suspected to be responsible for d pregnancy of all goats in mushin.


This is serious. What is nigeria turning into? Dont we have enof girls again?
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by clemcykul(f): 11:13am On Jan 24, 2008
This is BBC nairaland i remain ur one and only presenter Clemcykul cool cool cool cool grin grin grin

yersterday all the goats in mushin were confirmed pregnant by one mr tufe olori oko, a test was carried out on the goats and it was confirmed that the said goats have the HIV virus embarassed stay tuned as we go for a short break. grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by nightnurse(f): 1:59pm On Jan 24, 2008
is it why pigmeat replied 2wice, or is it his new signature
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 2:08pm On Jan 24, 2008
still tuned in to CNN

. . . . . .the boy must be really dangerous. rumours have it that he is the propagator of MAD GOAT DISEASE.cup spills my juice all over my versace t-shirt. All attempts to get him medical care has proved abortive. All residents of the area still residing are doing so at thier own risk. He shld be apprehended before he becomes a national disgrace
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by tessybaby(f): 2:11pm On Jan 24, 2008
truth go soon come out
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ituen(m): 3:09pm On Jan 24, 2008
i agree no less
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by faketan(m): 3:19pm On Jan 24, 2008
This is Osama at his best.
if you want it animated, send me u e-mail address. I will remove it quickly. Just here for only one hour

Re: Just Don't Shoot! by clemcykul(f): 3:31pm On Jan 24, 2008
buhahhaha lol fketan pls let the pic be lmao grin grin grin
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by efuah(f): 3:42pm On Jan 24, 2008
bad girl clemcy. . . how r u? kiss
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by faketan(m): 3:42pm On Jan 24, 2008
Iteun, it is osama that is naughty. lol
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by faketan(m): 3:50pm On Jan 24, 2008
clemcykul:

buhahhaha lol fketan please let the pic be lmao grin grin grin
U sure grin grin
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by tunanpa: 3:58pm On Jan 24, 2008
very sure

Re: Just Don't Shoot! by nightnurse(f): 4:15pm On Jan 24, 2008
fake u no go leave the poor guy alone
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by faketan(m): 5:21pm On Jan 24, 2008
Nittie
How I go leave am now. he no come see babes for im hide out?
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by saucekid(m): 5:30pm On Jan 24, 2008
@ pic
that was terrible
i figured thats tufe's cousin
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by faketan(m): 2:13pm On Jan 25, 2008
saucekid:

@ pic
that was terrible
i figured thats tufe's cousin
Dude you mean.
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by saucekid(m): 3:45pm On Jan 25, 2008
yes i mean
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by nightnurse(f): 4:44pm On Jan 25, 2008
can some1 pls get me my glasses?
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ThugLife1(m): 4:50pm On Jan 25, 2008
Yea
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by faketan(m): 8:52pm On Jan 25, 2008
saucekid:

yes i mean

grin grin na wa you oh
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by saucekid(m): 9:00pm On Jan 25, 2008
na real wah
Re: Just Don't Shoot! by ThugLife1(m): 9:19pm On Jan 25, 2008
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
that pix is funny

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