Marcela04: Y did u write some in past tense, is d friend death?

No no. He's not death yet. He's actually deading.

Una be fool: After the death of Metusalah

Haha.
Na u old pass ni?

aaronson: Truth is have practically noticed all what is written above in one of my female friend then one day i summoned courage to text her,tellin her im beginning to fall in love o boy the next call call your boy receive na her call ooooo,she just dey para dey ask me if i dey craze?

same shit happened to me

Hmmmmmmm, all dis stuff isn't working out this dayz shaa. JEALOUS ISSUE, if u re wit a gurl and ansa anoda kol frm a gurl, if her mood change dat meanz she hv somthng for you...

190-the-clown:
what of if my friend refuses to give me punny does she love me

tufiakwa gi.only bad things that you are expert in

No two will never work for 9ja ooo

NUMBER 12 is so on point

I'm actually waiting for the '13 signs your friend wants to do you' thread.

Lifting points or articles from foreign magazines doesn't help.Let's design our own signs/points/articles based on our peculiar experiences,culture and attitude please.

aaronson: Truth is have practically noticed all what is written above in one of my female friend then one day i summoned courage to text her,tellin her im beginning to fall in love o boy the next call call your boy receive na her call ooooo,she just dey para dey ask me if i dey craze?

how she no go ask u whether u dey craze wen money no dey pocket...by d time pepper rest ask d girl out whether no bi she go tell u say she don dey feel d same way too about u...naija babes no wan suffer with any man oh

A typical Naija player can form all this just to get her laid.

mkmyers45: Yeye list that wont work in Nigeria..

I say this all the time and all I get is insults. These things won't work in our culture . In an ideal world, maybe but not in this country . Our culture is not the gentle , loving , sweety kind of culture .... It's a very harsh, aggressive giragira culture .... So most people cannot relate to it .

omiobo: What if your friend call you MUMU?

CALL AM MUMU BACK...

omiobo: What if your friend call you MUMU?

CALL AM MUMU BACK...

Post comes across as immature

Adehwale:
Is d friend what?!!!

Oh men me sef tire for the grammar ooooo! Is d friend death? I laff in swahili

Lol...mane many trash nd wrng spoken english here oo..add me on 2go typompin or add me by num 07080369730

hardbody:

I do all of this to you, but still do not categorize you as a friend, so where do i fit in.

All of this to me? Indeed! Have we met before? *rolls eyes*

aaronson: Truth is have practically noticed all what is written above in one of my female friend then one day i summoned courage to text her,tellin her im beginning to fall in love o boy the next call call your boy receive na her call ooooo,she just dey para dey ask me if i dey craze?

laff don rearrange my teet.....
man dats nat ow u shd hav done it o, it hapend to me and i jus asked her if her heart skipped ever time she hears my voice, which she said yes,and den i asked her if i was d first and d last thing she thought of every mornin and b4 goin to bed,which she said yes too and finaly i asked her if she was in love,which she said she never knew. But she latter admitted it bc she was waitin 4 me to say it first which i didnt.

Use your imagination for number 12 jor. Lol

cogbuagu: I totally disagress with number 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmfao...Infact i think i totally diagress and disabelieve with number 11!!!!!!!!!!

hardbody:

I do all of this to you, but still do not categorize you as a friend, so where do i fit in.

Your statement is even a bit confusing now. Did you mean 'but still categorise you as a friend'?

i do all dis stuffz for/to all ma female friends , and dey also do it in return, does dat mean i love all of 'em and all of 'em love me

*covers face* i used to do everything here when i had a big crush on my best friend oh! You are 100percent right Aswear!!! I did everythn...xpecially d dressing nd the touching, nd alwys looking for what to talk abt...seriously u missed out nothing here! Am impressed!

Mc George:





laff don rearrange my teet.....
man dats nat ow u shd hav done it o, it hapend to me and i jus asked her if her heart skipped ever time she hears my voice, which she said yes,and den i asked her if i was d first and d last thing she thought of every mornin and b4 goin to bed,which she said yes too and finaly i asked her if she was in love,which she said she never knew. But she latter admitted it bc she was waitin 4 me to say it first which i didnt.

awwwh...This post gat cold blood rushing through my veins... cause i was once in her shoes, bt i denied it...i wished i didnt!

Love nwantinti ;DLove nwantinti

i just dey laugh die.dis replies mak sense ;Di just dey laugh die.dis replies mak sense

Even your sentence is enough for her to ask you the question.

aaronson: Truth is have practically noticed all what is written above in one of my female friend then one day i summoned courage to text her,tellin her im beginning to fall in love o boy the next call call your boy receive na her call ooooo,she just dey para dey ask me if i dey craze?

His name is hardboy so his words are hard. Lol.

mitchyy:
Your statement is even a bit confusing now. Did you mean 'but still categorise you as a friend'?

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