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Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 10:08pm On Oct 25, 2012
A typical Romantic Section Male Chatter:

-thinks sex/violation is the answer to all women's issues.
-thinks sunglasses in the house/building is the coolest thing since Indian Remy weave.
-thinks as long as she is his girlfriend he doesn't have to introduce her to mum and pop BUT EXPECT HER TO ACT LIKE A WIFE.
-thinks selling pure water and begging women for toto is a JOB.
-thinks it is okay to cheat as long as he wears a condom BUT IF HIS GIRL CHEATS on him...SHE IS FISH BAIT.
-thinks because there isn't a photo on a female's profile...she is orobo and worwor WHILE HE IS LOOKING LIKE IDI AMIN on a bad diet.
-thinks big booty is a sign of a good woman with clean and disease free toto.
-thinks copycat cheesy pick up lines is the quickest way to a woman's heart.
-thinks that all woman can cook, Bleep, sew, have babies, read a book, and put on make up because HIS MOMMA COULD.
-thinks it is okay to slap a woman because other men have done it and he saw his daddy do it to his mum.
-quotes from a bible or koran with 98% spelling and writing errors.

Enjoy! wink (Yeah...go ahead and copycat my thread)

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Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Nobody: 10:20pm On Oct 25, 2012
WHILE HE IS LOOKING LIKE IDI AMIN on a bad diet.


grin grin grin grin grin grin

*drop dead suddenly*
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Nobody: 10:23pm On Oct 25, 2012
I guess I'm atypical undecided
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Nobody: 10:23pm On Oct 25, 2012
-thinks copycat cheesy pick up lines is the quickest way to a woman's heart.
...as in wooing challenge?
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by saintvc(m): 10:23pm On Oct 25, 2012
Smh, so a married woman wrote dis?

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Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by cindyrella(f): 10:24pm On Oct 25, 2012
Lwkmd! Very funny!

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Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Nobody: 10:41pm On Oct 25, 2012
What is the purpose of this writeup? To bash randy guys?

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Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Sijo01(f): 10:42pm On Oct 25, 2012
O ye!
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Nobody: 10:43pm On Oct 25, 2012
cindyrella: Lwkmd! Very funny!
i forgot to laugh oh!
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by roymary: 12:46am On Oct 26, 2012
Mrs Chima is not married. Trannies don't get married.

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Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 1:12am On Oct 26, 2012
roymary: Mrs Chima is not married. Trannies don't get married.

You should know....we belong to the same club. You left your velcro dick in the locker room. wink wink
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 1:13am On Oct 26, 2012
binger: i forgot to laugh oh!

Truth hurts huh? grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 1:14am On Oct 26, 2012
binger: What is the purpose of this writeup? To bash randy guys?

The purpose is to see how many hit dogs will bark. Thank you for volunteering. wink
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 1:15am On Oct 26, 2012
cindyrella: Lwkmd! Very funny!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

You already know many manbitches will be barking come sunrise. grin grin grin
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 1:16am On Oct 26, 2012
saintvc: Smh, so a married woman wrote dis?

Yep....and I am not done! tongue
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 1:17am On Oct 26, 2012
acidosis™:

...as in wooing challenge?

Plead the fifth. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Mynd44: 3:35am On Oct 26, 2012
This is gonna get interesting
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 3:45am On Oct 26, 2012
They can bring it. wink
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Mynd44: 3:50am On Oct 26, 2012
Hmmm
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Nobody: 4:44am On Oct 26, 2012
cool
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by cindyrella(f): 7:58am On Oct 26, 2012
binger: i forgot to laugh oh!

Well I did!

Mrs.Chima:

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

You already know many manbitches will be barking come sunrise. grin grin grin

Yeah I know, it's only a matter of time now grin grin grin
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Nobody: 8:08am On Oct 26, 2012
Mrs.Chima:


The purpose is to see how many hit dogs will bark. Thank you for volunteering. wink
Jobless,why not take out ur anger on Mr. Chima...its obvious he's frustrating u

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Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Mynd44: 8:29am On Oct 26, 2012
binger: Jobless,why not take out ur anger on Mr. Chima...its obvious he's frustrating u
Bad Idea. You just proved her right
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by roymary: 8:47am On Oct 26, 2012
Mrs Chima is a troublemaker. I would ban her if i could. Plus, i have her cex tape.. lipsrsealed

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Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Nobody: 8:50am On Oct 26, 2012
roymary: Mrs Chima is a troublemaker. I would ban her if i could. Plus, i have her cex tape.. lipsrsealed
please don't release it...seeing the old mofo banging will def. reduce our sex drives

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Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by xynerise: 8:53am On Oct 26, 2012
@op. Can I have a pep-talk with you? undecided
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Okontami: 9:41am On Oct 26, 2012
Hi Mrs Chima, you have listed the attributes as it is right now. Good, but acknowledging a challenge isn't enough when making comments or sharing view points. Kindly provide how it should be (i.e corrective action grid ) to each point you have stated. That is where we can appreciate your intelligence and not just spilling out the obvious.
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by Nobody: 9:47am On Oct 26, 2012
If a guy wrote this the thread would have been closed or moved to sexuality section.....
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 11:09am On Oct 26, 2012
Manbitches are coming out the caves!!! OOPS!

See Mynd? grin
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 11:10am On Oct 26, 2012
jacobscros: If a guy wrote this the thread would have been closed or moved to sexuality section.....

Awwwwwww. You want to go tell huh?
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 11:12am On Oct 26, 2012
Okontami: Hi Mrs Chima, you have listed the attributes as it is right now. Good, but acknowledging a challenge isn't enough when making comments or sharing view points. Kindly provide how it should be (i.e corrective action grid ) to each point you have stated. That is where we can appreciate your intelligence and not just spilling out the obvious.

Thats what your parents are for..this isnt daycare.
Re: Typical Romantic Section Male Chatters by MrsChima(f): 11:13am On Oct 26, 2012
xynerise: @op. Can I have a pep-talk with you? undecided

Why?!!!! Skydeeeeep!!!

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