U dey craze!!!! No be only 4 bottles I drink,I abeg give my change joor

Attempt to wake the drunk barman to give me my bill Farts and vomits on him Stumbled on bunmioguns sleeping on the floor of the bar, fell and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzx

*wakes up and yawns. . . farts twice with the vapour of the fart coming out of my trouser*

what dey happen for my bar

im still askin desame q bin wat time ur bar open today

ahem!!!

Lemme have 3plates of monkey yansh and a bottle of salt water!


Serve everybody a plate of vulture head each......d bill is on me!

*faints on the floor after watching man u and chelsea match*

bunmioguns: *faints on the floor after watching man u and chelsea match*

* pulls his wallet from his pocket, . . .opens and sees 4 packs of ganja. . . .throws it away. .*

help! what's going on?

Ruqaya: help! what's going on?

what do u want?

bin gbagbo:

what do u want?

don't know where to start.

Ruqaya:
don't know where to start.

*moves closer to her nd start dancing pakurumo*

bunmioguns:


*moves closer to her nd start dancing pakurumo*

Or azonto

Ruqaya: help! what's going on?

Rukuwa chai Rungaya *staggering with cigarette in his hand*..plsshshshshs ish time you closh down thish bar..chai,my chelsea losht today bcosh of partial from the reparee and i am angry, give me five more bottles of alomo bf i'll call BUSHY-CAT-ANUS for you and he will close this bar down..chai God make thish thing no be drunkenesshoooo... *finishes three bottles of alomo and legs still shaking*
*lays on the chair and snoring*

Truckpusher: Rukuwa chai Rungaya *staggering with cigarette in his hand*..plsshshshshs ish time you closh down thish bar..chai,my chelsea losht today bcosh of partial from the reparee and i am angry, give me five more bottles of alomo bf i'll call BUSHY-CAT-ANUS for you and he will close this bar down..chai God make thish thing no be drunkenesshoooo... *finishes three bottles of alomo and legs still shaking*
*lays on the chair and snoring*

*staggers towards him, brings out his rod nd urinate all over his body, yells out*. . Ahh, dis toilet is clean today, hoemad must av done a very gewd work. . . .

On Point BG


Up projan

*removes boxers nd continues drinking g*rri

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

MY BEERING IS RIGHT SO MORE BEER PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Una weldone o! Abeg na wetin dey happen 4 here?

Donlouise: Una weldone o! Abeg na wetin dey happen 4 here?

and what do u want from Projan bar??

sorry, can i have plantain chips and Viju milk

larride: sorry, can i have plantain chips and Viju milk

pay before you are served

we will need the money to go get the ingredients

What is really going here??.?

can somebody speak to me!!!



What is happening to PROJAN members?

Abeg gimme 1 bottle of limca n 2 goldspot


I wan high abeg

PretiEbony:





What is really going here??.?

can somebody speak to me!!!



What is happening to PROJAN members?

i tot i was drunk,but when i consider your level of drunkenness,mine becomes a child's play....meanwhile can i take u home tonite...i live under the bridge in ikorodu ....*pees before her and sampling my pipe to let her know that i'm not circumcised*...

Truckpusher: i tot i was drunk,but when i consider your level of drunkenness,mine becomes a child's play....meanwhile can i take u home tonite...i live under the bridge in ikorodu ....*pees before her and sampling my pipe to let her know that i'm not circumcised*...

no wonder.

abeg BG play me one of tonto decay's singles.

DJ ADIKAM ON AIRDJ ADIKAM ON AIRDJ ADIKAM ON AIR
tin ti ka ti tin ka tin ti ka tin ka kpa kpa kpa dum dum dum It's tonto baby i just wanna get high wit my hands in de skyy so wen u see me pasing by leme hear you say?? ? ?.

bin gbagbo:

and what do u want from Projan bar??

shey na fyt dis 1 wey u do face lyk moi moi wey neva done so, shey na lyk dis u take dey attend 2 ur new costumer

Where is my plantain chips and Viju milk

larride: Where is my plantain chips and Viju milk

still on fire

WHAT

Bin gbagbo, e be like say you wan give Jackie hypertension with this your rival thread.

Me, I'm always game for watching a good fight sha. Question for you though: Na only man-man full this your joint.

Abi the ladies are barred from coming in here??

Madam Efe

Hi, come over to the V.I.P lounge, let's have some heartfelt conversation

Efemena_xy: Bin gbagbo, e be like say you wan give Jackie hypertension with this your rival thread.

Me, I'm always game for watching a good fight sha. Question for you though: Na only man-man full this your joint.

Abi the ladies are barred from coming in here??

for your information, this bar is strictly for PROJANERS. . .... .Are you are projaner??