booqee: *parking my escalade in d parking lot..catwalks with swaggz into d bar*
...everybody shouting my name. BOOQEE! BOOQEE!! BOOQEE!!! #aww..now i'm blushin!

Ok..barman! Barman! #no response. Aite..dustbin gbagbo?!
"yes!"
"pls give everybody any drink, beer or wine of their choice..ok?! the bill's on me!"
#now everybody is hailing me me! Chants of "BOOQEEEEE" gets louder!.
#now i see larride, pretiebony and mogulo shining their brown teeth in happiness.
..ok bin, for me just serve me chicken and chips..and give me one chilled bottle of any red wine, baron preferably to step it down. I repeat chicken and chips!, not vulture! but chicken! And Make sure its well coated with enough ketchup. Ok?!
And pls tell dat dj to change dat fuji music to something more hip! (are projanners always dis local?!) ...

larride: Where is my plantain chips and Viju Milk

engrfcuksmtin: I here by subscribe to be a PROJANER ready to. kill any member of NJPC to own a member ship card, _{*ordered my thugs to Jackports bar to pull down their shed and beat to pulp all NJPC members found on Jokes section*}

bin gbagbo:



*slaps her to wake her up from her sleep* wake up you drunk!!!. . .go home!!

engrfcuksmtin: Herbal cocktail

bin gbagbo:

please sah, are u in any way trying to commit abortion??

engrfcuksmtin: It is for re-enginering of joystick for a propsed drilling project

engrfcuksmtin: I here by subscribe to be a PROJANER ready to. kill any member of NJPC to own a member ship card, _{*ordered my thugs to Jackports bar to pull down their shed and beat to pulp all NJPC members found on Jokes section*}

booqee: bin dis guy has been hallucinating too much of late! Pls take him to ur clinic for treatment. Don't worry i'll foot d bill.

Now bin i'm waitin, for my chicken and chips! or don't u have it in d menu list?? #wat sort of wack bar is dis for pete's sake!

booqee: ^^chei! Is dis how you're going to prove to d world dat your bar is better than dat of that bushpig called jackpot?? Smh. Maybe you need more funds..??
Ok send your account number, lemme send some money to you...

booqee: bin dis guy has been hallucinating too much of late! Pls take him to ur clinic for treatment. Don't worry i'll foot d bill.

Now bin i'm waitin, for my chicken and chips! or don't u have it in d menu list?? #wat sort of wack bar is dis for pete's sake!

engrfcuksmtin: Prof permission to drill this well.

slimchi2k2: BIN GBAGBO check ur mail,pm i writ 2 u

booqee: Bin i saw ur pm..d account number you sent and all. So go and sheck ur account..i've sent a paltry sum of $1,000,000 to ur account.
i hope dis lack of food and drinks problem will come to an end. .

bunmioguns: *rushes into d bar, sees everybody drinking nd eating. . . . Moves to d refridgerator, takes one heinnesy nd rushes out of d bar shouting UP Bluessssssssssss*

mikuz: What's up hommies?

Ryda: #waLks in with my ßottle of red Label

*ßelps...........

Sþit on the ßarman!!

*walks out staggering nd fLaunting my car key.

bin gbagbo:

WHERE from this pregnant girl??

Ryda:



WHERE from this pregnant girl??

Recap pLz i cant decOde..

cHoi persOn mumu Oo.