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close this acct seun by pussiedick: 9:53pm On Oct 28, 2012
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Re: close this acct seun by k2039: 10:18pm On Oct 28, 2012
*sighs*
Re: close this acct seun by Nobody: 10:19pm On Oct 28, 2012
Maybe your phussy is too wide open. Think of how to help yourself contrast it so that you can feel him properly.

Mumbo jumbo
Re: close this acct seun by wissezy: 10:25pm On Oct 28, 2012
Ah, not a problem. Jst tie a robe to his j.o.y.s.t.i.c.k and draw it frontward.

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Re: close this acct seun by Lolaabokoku(f): 11:27pm On Oct 28, 2012
nairalanders and' their funny replies lmao,, u knw wat my dear, neva manage wat u dont lyk especially in a suitation lik dis cos afta marriage u might end up cheating ur man... So wat is the essence of cheating in future wen there is still enough tym to choose a man that has a big, strong, and reliable manhood like union bank

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Re: close this acct seun by cindyrella(f): 11:51pm On Oct 28, 2012
Op, how small is too small? Toothpick small or cigarette small? grin
Re: close this acct seun by StellaBella(f): 12:23am On Oct 29, 2012
pussiedick: i love him so much but his joystick is too small
In the middle, there is a hole
blow air into it fifty times.
tie it with rubber band.
Re: close this acct seun by cindyrella(f): 1:04am On Oct 29, 2012
Stella_Bella:
In the middle, there is a hole
blow air into it fifty times.
tie it with rubber band.
Lwkmd!
Blokus expert! Lmao!
Re: close this acct seun by Drunk: 2:12am On Oct 29, 2012
Get the exact measurement of his stick and your hole. Sand fill your hole to the exact size of his stick. Case closed. Better still get him a stick enlargement. Goodluck deep hole
Re: close this acct seun by Nobody: 5:58am On Oct 29, 2012
My somewhat expert reply wud depend on d size ur talkin about Ma'am. Besides, u kud b d problem.

Pple especially ladies may wnt 2 console demselves on ds statement bt I feel realistically if uv met wit more dan 2 guys, I noticed d female organ wud av xpanded. Pls pple can rebuff ds. Bt op hw small is d small?
Re: close this acct seun by AbdulAdam56(m): 6:01am On Oct 29, 2012
Use hot water nd towel,2 be pressin ur pussy,after pressin it wit towel,rub pepe inside d pussy,it wil be come normal,trust me
Re: close this acct seun by ITbomb(m): 7:05am On Oct 29, 2012
Always insist on Doggie for maximum satisfaction.
Re: close this acct seun by djeezy(m): 7:10am On Oct 29, 2012
pussiedick: i love him so much but his joystick is too small
greedy b.itch grin

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Re: close this acct seun by DonaldGenes(m): 12:43pm On Oct 29, 2012
pussiedick: i love him so much but his joystick is too small

Hahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahaha
Re: close this acct seun by Nobody: 1:25pm On Oct 29, 2012
pussiedick: i love him so much but his joystick is too small
i knew that will be the crux of the matter. Nw,i will tell u what i think.this is actually a guy with this username haplessly infected by Attention Sickness
Re: close this acct seun by Nobody: 1:51pm On Oct 29, 2012
pussiedick: i love him so much but his joystick is too small
then u must come sample my own.my own fit lift trailer cool
Re: close this acct seun by greedie1(f): 2:58pm On Oct 29, 2012
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Re: close this acct seun by greedie1(f): 2:58pm On Oct 29, 2012
binger: i knew that will be the crux of the matter. Nw,i will tell u what i think.this is actually a guy with this username haplessly infected by Attention Sickness
i concur
Re: close this acct seun by dBard: 3:07pm On Oct 29, 2012
Lolaabokoku: nairalanders and' their funny replies lmao,, u knw wat my dear, neva manage wat u dont lyk especially in a suitation lik dis cos afta marriage u might end up cheating ur man... So wat is the essence of cheating in future wen there is still enough tym to choose a man that has a big, strong, and reliable manhood like union bank


last I checked,Union bank is no longer Big,Strong n Reliable..
Re: close this acct seun by DExplorer1: 3:08pm On Oct 29, 2012
wissezy: Ah, not a problem. Jst tie a robe to his j.o.y.s.t.i.c.k and draw it frontward.
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Stella_Bella:
In the middle, there is a hole
blow air into it fifty times.
tie it with rubber band.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: close this acct seun by Heymus(m): 3:18pm On Oct 29, 2012
[quote
author=LastApostle]Maybe your phussy is too wide open. Think of how to
help yourself contrast it so that you can feel him properly.

Mumbo jumbo[/quote] Lols
Re: close this acct seun by Justypeters: 11:42pm On Oct 29, 2012
Wow! the girl in question must be the type that love sex so much.The size of a man's treasure does not make him bad on bed.There are so many ways to make love and get satisfied despite the sizes and shape.If you love him then try to work out along with him the best way both of you can be satisfied together but if not then walk away because certainly will be cheating on him since it is a big issue to you.
Re: close this acct seun by roymary: 2:08am On Oct 30, 2012
pussiedick: i love him so much but his joystick is too small


Help yourself with the Fire Extinguisher.
Re: close this acct seun by 190theclown: 2:16am On Oct 30, 2012
Stella_Bella:
In the middle, there is a hole
blow air into it fifty times.
tie it with rubber band.

[size=28pt]
I DON DIE AAAAAAAA!!
HAHAHHAHAHAA!! ROTFLMFAOOOO!![/size]

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Re: close this acct seun by 190theclown: 2:17am On Oct 30, 2012
dBard:


last I checked,Union bank is no longer Big,Strong n Reliable..


grin grin grin
Re: close this acct seun by 190theclown: 2:17am On Oct 30, 2012
roymary:


Help yourself with the Fire Extinguisher.


OR GULDER BOTTLE WOULD DO grin grin

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Re: close this acct seun by larrymoore(m): 10:44am On Oct 30, 2012
190-the-clown:



OR GULDER BOTTLE WOULD DO grin grin
or dt of Star bottle u knw it is big at d base

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Re: close this acct seun by shizzle11(m): 11:19am On Oct 30, 2012
Why do I have the feeling the op is a male trying to seek some consolation about his small kini...

With the username pussiedick or woreva...hmm ok na

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