There is this Orobo babe wey don move into my area.I dey suspect say this orobo babe dey trip for me.Every morning wey i dey pass her area and i greet her na so she go jus smile this sweet smile and halla back at me.Sometimes if i dey my room dey watch film she go join me too dey watch film with me.Sometimes sef she go even cook food bring come my room and at times sef wen hunger don waya my belle na so i go just finish lick plate.Now she dey ask me if i get girlfriend but as a sharp guy i tell her say i dey single for now.Anytime one of my babes from Jalingo dey phone me and if the orobo dey there and she wan know who call i go tell her say na my sister for village dey call.Me sure say if i wan do with this orobo she go agree but the thing be say i no dey attracted to orobos.But then if i tell this babe say i no like her then e mean say those free food wey she dey bring go stop, the small money wey i dey borrow her wey i no dey pay back go stop also and the bush meat wey she dey bring come for me wen she travel go stop.So omo wetin una want make i do?
Make i tell the babe say i no wan do or make i go ahead dey post the babe?

he be like say you be one jobless no lifer. go and get a job.

rafhell: he be like say you be one jobless no lifer. go and get a job.

dem don baff u wit cement b4?

Guy, close eye chop the babe. Because if you nor shine ur eye, no more free food for you o

Chop the babe jorh

Lwkmd! This guy na Antelope! I thought 190 was d only clown here...damn.lmao!

binger: Lwkmd! This guy na Antelope! I thought 190 was d only clown here...damn.lmao!

you never jam

Mynd_44: Chop the babe jorh

on the contrary, the fat thing will chop her. If a fat girl is eyeing him he shld be sacred cos fat people, i learnt, eat a lot.

Lefulefu!!!
Chop the kpomo, clean mouth!

KINGwax: on the contrary, the fat thing will chop her. If a fat girl is eyeing him he shld be sacred cos fat people, i learnt, eat a lot.

Hmmm. That's a thought

@poster, wat r u waitin for now? U wan make anoda man com take am away frm u shey? i Hope u wont b jealous wen u see her wif anoda man,jus dnt bother 2 holla @ her...

jodam:

wetin be ur own?
Who called you for this matter.
Cant u just move on to the next thread (Im sure you have unfollowed this thread as Im typing now)

u mind dat yeye village headmaster

Teejayphillip: @poster, wat r u waitin for now? U wan make anoda man com take am away frm u shey? i Hope u wont b jealous wen u see her wif anoda man,jus dnt bother 2 holla @ her...

me i dey still think wether make i plug the babe or not.i no wan go enter mysef inside wahala oooo.u8 know say na free congo meat na dem dey dangerious pass pass the ones wey u pay money do

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me i dey still think wether make i plug the babe or not.i no wan go enter mysef inside wahala oooo.u8 know say na free congo meat na dem dey dangerious pass pass the ones wey u pay money do [/quote
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