herald9: Hmmm...

This Same 'ole boring thread

You were female 2 days ago...

Share your testimonies of the good things God has done in your life. Please send us a write-up of your testimony. Your full name and your geographical location. God bless you as you share your faith and miracles with others. Email ikyesbiss@gmail.com your stories would be published and a link sent to you for your approval. Adding pictures with your stories would be appreciated but is not compulsory.

An0nimus:
You were female 2 days ago...

Lwkmd... how did you see me?...
I didn't come here na

herald9:
Lwkmd... how did you see me?...
I didn't come here na

I have eyes everywhere

An0nimus:
I have eyes everywhere

Lolz... well today am genderless... u may not if am still F or am actually M

Shakesmyhead

JACOB was a cheat.
PETER was hot tempered.
DAVID had an affair.
NOAH got drunk.
JONAH ran from God.
PAUL was a murderer.
GIDEON was poor & insecure.
MIRIAM was a gossip.
MARTHA was worried.
THOMAS was a doubter.
SARA was barren and impatient.
JOSEPH was a shepherd
SAMSON was a womanizer
ELIJAH was moody.
MOSES stammered.
ZACCHAEUS was short.
ABRAHAM was old and
LAZARUS was dead...
Now, what's YOUR excuse?
Can God use you or not?
- ~~~
God doesn't call the qualified. He
qualifies the
called...
God bless y'all...


#signingOut
#ReligiousMe

herald9: JACOB was a cheat.
PETER was hot tempered.
DAVID had an affair.
NOAH got drunk.
JONAH ran from God.
PAUL was a murderer.
GIDEON was poor & insecure.
MIRIAM was a gossip.
MARTHA was worried.
THOMAS was a doubter.
SARA was barren and impatient.
JOSEPH was a shepherd
SAMSON was a womanizer
ELIJAH was moody.
MOSES stammered.
ZACCHAEUS was short.
ABRAHAM was old and
LAZARUS was dead...
Now, what's YOUR excuse?
Can God use you or not?
- ~~~
God doesn't call the qualified. He
qualifies the
called...
God bless y'all...


#signingOut
#ReligiousMe

Catholic priests are child molesters (some)
Pentecostal/evangelical pastors are tithe frauds. (some)
Pastor Chris is an adulterer
Pastor Chris Okotie is an adulterer
T.B. Joshua is fake healer (had to be warned not to try shenanigans with ebola)
Oyedepo is a child (slap) abuser




#teamSkeptic

logicboy01:


Catholic priests are child molesters (some)
Pentecostal/evangelical pastors are tithe frauds. (some)
Pastor Chris is an adulterer
Pastor Chris Okotie is an adulterer
T.B. Joshua is fake healer (had to be warned not to try shenanigans with ebola)
Oyedepo is a child (slap) abuser




#teamSkeptic

...and God is using them all...
isn't that great?

Where. Are. Real. People. Bikos

You are fake

herald9:
...and God is using them all...
isn't that great?

God works in mysterious ways

logicboy01:


God works in mysterious ways

Thank God you know

An0nimus:


Mintayo and HBG, The Encounter is very nice. seen it before. I should have the mobile version I converted somewhere.

Winter Soldier is nice too. I just saw it

Nice, go watch "Youth of Christ" you'll love it and while your at it, try "Grace Unplugged"

For all arts freaks out there.

dagr8:
Am good dear...HAff thou resumeth school or still earning?

@ home, sipping hot steamy coffee @ 12noon when the temperature is 30degrees in the heart of Joburg with a remote control, a novel and a lappy besides me.

Mintayo:
Its a movies I never gets tired watching. I am sustained by the Grace.

Nice, will def have to watch it on Saturday, I am winning a soul, doing it all according to his standards....is it romance- thriller-comedy-classic-drama-kinda movie or?

herald9: JACOB was a cheat.
PETER was hot tempered.
DAVID had an affair.
NOAH got drunk.
JONAH ran from God.
PAUL was a murderer.
GIDEON was poor & insecure.
MIRIAM was a gossip.
MARTHA was worried.
THOMAS was a doubter.
SARA was barren and impatient.
JOSEPH was a shepherd
SAMSON was a womanizer
ELIJAH was moody.
MOSES stammered.
ZACCHAEUS was short.
ABRAHAM was old and
LAZARUS was dead...
Now, what's YOUR excuse?
Can God use you or not?
- ~~~
God doesn't call the qualified. He
qualifies the
called...
God bless y'all...
#signingOut
#ReligiousMe

And Rahab was a bad girl, a prostitute, the woman @ the well had been married more than 4X, and the woman who washed Jesus feet with her tears, dryed them with her hair and well we know the story wasn't so perfect @ all.

Well GRACE is

*Stubborn/turned to Faith

She is #HbGofGodJesusFreak

logicboy01:


Catholic priests are child molesters (some)
Pentecostal/evangelical pastors are tithe frauds. (some)
Pastor Chris is an adulterer
Pastor Chris Okotie is an adulterer
T.B. Joshua is fake healer (had to be warned not to try shenanigans with ebola)
Oyedepo is a child (slap) abuser




#teamSkeptic

Be careful of what you say about the Lord's choosen.

Btw, have you asked them all f2f if all the allegations were true?

HumbledbYGrace: Be careful of what you say about the Lord's choosen.

Btw, have you asked them all f2f if all the allegations were true?

Please, keep quiet. You are not a Nigerian.

There is video evidence for Oyedepo's slapping
Chris Okotie has married three wives now.....
Catholic priests have been arrested/persecuted all over the west over child molestation
TB Joshua was warned against trying his healing miracles with Ebola


The only one that is challengeable is Pastor Chris.....but his wife is saying that he had some questionable behaviors with female members

There. Are. Better. Ways. To. say. I. Like. Yhu. #boybelogical

ATMC: Where. Are. Real. People. Bikos

Ada, I am here.

logicboy01:


Please, keep quiet. You are not a Nigerian.

There is video evidence for Oyedepo's slapping
Chris Okotie has married three wives now.....
Catholic priests have been arrested/persecuted all over the west over child molestation
TB Joshua was warned against trying his healing miracles with Ebola


The only one that is challengeable is Pastor Chris.....but his wife is saying that he had some questionable behaviors with female members

My nationality has nothing to do with anything.

You still did not answer my question brother logicboy01

HumbledbYGrace:
Btw, have you asked them all f2f if all the allegations were true?

FrancisTony:


Ada, I am here.

...of the sweeeeetest crew...'Sup?

You know yourself

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1596701_e_pain_am_jpegbb39bde40b636e4e748ac1a1ddadb469

HumbledbYGrace: My nationality has nothing to do with anything.

You still did not answer my question brother logicboy01

Goodnight....kisses and hugs

xoxo

ATMC: ...of the sweeeeetest crew...'Sup?

I am good. You? Don't mind the dude claiming to be logical.

logicboy01:



Goodnight....kisses and hugs

xoxo

Amen, a prayer of a faithful woman availeth much.

Nyt

FrancisTony:

I am good. You? Don't mind the dude claiming to be logical.

#White knight


WHITE KNIGHT
A gaming term used to describe a male gamer who, in a desperate attempt to get himself laid, will attempt to woo or impress any female gamer he comes across online by being overly defensive of her and giving her special attention


#impending butthurt


https://www.nairaland.com/1898181/why-most-guys-worship-ladies
#woman wrapper

Youngman yhu really really really like me... #gags# ...and u r trying to impress hbg with a g.nt kiss...smh lomantic boy lol yhu go fear lomance smh...be steadfast with ur growing up tutorials...Espeakilekwa! *inNkolinwansukkatone*

HumbledbYGrace: Amen, a prayer of a faithful woman availeth much.

Nyt

nice

@ nasty princess

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1596701_e_pain_am_jpegbb39bde40b636e4e748ac1a1ddadb469


Love no be by force

FrancisTony:

I am good. You? Don't mind the dude claiming to be logical.

who get his time kwanu? Tell me about ur day jare...of the sweetest crew

logicboy01:


#White knight


WHITE KNIGHT
A gaming term used to describe a male gamer who, in a desperate attempt to get himself laid, will attempt to woo or impress any female gamer he comes across online by being overly defensive of her and giving her special attention


#impending butthurt


https://www.nairaland.com/1898181/why-most-guys-worship-ladies
#woman wrapper

FYI, I am different from Nairaland perverts.

I will still tell ATMC same thing if she were to be a male.

I follow who follows me on Nairaland.

I haven't pm'ed a girl on this forum.

I am guilty of no offence. I don't quote a girl telling her how beautiful she looks.

Mtchew

logicboy01: @ nasty princess

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1596701_e_pain_am_jpegbb39bde40b636e4e748ac1a1ddadb469


Love no be by force

thank me... I made it clearer to yhu

FrancisTony:


FYI, I am different from Nairaland perverts.

I will still tell ATMC same thing if she were to be a male.

I follow who follows me on Nairaland.

I haven't pm'ed a girl on this forum.

I am guilty of no offence. I don't quote a girl telling her how beautiful she looks.

Mtchew

ighotago... Yhu have 'swagirin'. So how was ur day?