French Kissing tips

This is a guide to basic kissing, i.e. you learn the basics and get the basics right, then experiment and try different styles and more advanced techniques.

The basics

1. Brush your teeth, get a good bath, nicely groomed and clean and fresh, before meeting the other person. There's nothing worse than kissing the rear end of a garbage truck

2. Get into a comfortable position - you can't kiss if your back feels like it's gonna break. Suggestion - Sit side by side on a comfy sofa.

3. Hold your lover , firmly but gently - don't cause pain. Suggestion would be to hold the shoulders, the neck or gently on the side of the face, one side or both sides.

4. Move your faces closer. Don't bump noses. Suggestion would be the guy angle his face slightly so you don't bump noses.

5. Kiss gently, normal closed lips kissing, and close your eyes. Closing your eyes increases the sensations you feel, and also sets the mood.

6. Continue kissing gently. Get comfortable with simple closed lips, lip-to-lip kissing before going anywhere else.

7. If fine till here, tentatively, slowly and lightly draw your tongue across the other person's lips.

8. Chances are from here, if the other person lightly parts her tongue, slowly explore the other person's tongue in a light licking motion.

9. The tongue has a very sensitive surface, which is why tongue to tongue is the essence of french kissing.

10. After you've tried lightly licking the other person's tongue, you can try sucking on it, wrestling with it ( see if you can hold it to the floor of her mouth ) and other things like that.

11. Explore the other areas of the mouth. Especially the roof of the mouth. Lightly lick, or tickle the area with your tongue.

12. Don't bite. whatever you do, don't bite.

13. Don't swing your tongue round and round like a windmill. Explore lightly, don't drill your way through.

14. Breathe through your nose. Breathe through your nose. I say again, breathe through your nose.

15. Follow so far? You can lightly use your hands too, lightly rubbing the other person. Suggestions, along the waist, along the back, the arms, especially the inside of the arm, the neck, maybe running your fingers through her hair. Again, don't cause pain.

16. Continue kissing.

Hmmmmm,

Are you Simi's twin brother?

Nice work though!

nice work. please i need an online shop where i can buy roses for my girlfriend and pay with interswitch card. any ideas?

I wish i knew who this Simi is/was. Considering the foregoing. i sure wud love to say yes to your question, so why dont we just assume that i am.

Thanks anyway guys. Mo later

Hmm, i feel u iice. Looks like u've had plenty bad experiences.

yeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

i need tutorials o!!! any available lecturers?

And Remember folks

The French kiss does NOT consist of sticking out your tongue or simply blasting a tongue into someone else's mouth,

If you're kissing someone and their lips are NOT parted or parting slowly during your kisses - they probably do NOT want to French Kiss.



If your partner is also ready to try the French Kiss, you will feel:
a) their lips part slightly;
b) their tongue against yours.

If you don't get the desired response, then it's best to back off, as opposed to 'forcing your tongue down their throat', as you may have heard bad French Kissing described.

There's not much worse than an insensitive person with an intrusive tongue. And there are fewer things LESS romantic than a French Kiss when you're either not ready for it or don't want it at all.


More Hints to Know When Your Partner is Ready

The KEY to the French Kiss - Sensitivity!

Not lip sensitivity - but sensitivity to your partner, is probably the most important part of the French kiss. Remember that although you may be ready and willing, they may not be. Although it's not unheard of to talk about something like French kissing before trying it together, non-verbal clues are much more common.



Your partner will SIGNAL you,

They'll let you know if they're ready or not.
For example: He's ready to go - but is she?

It really doesn't look as if she's giving him the go-ahead signal.
No parted lips - no tongue exposure - and she's not leaning into the kiss,
He'd do better to slow down and use soft, gentle kisses.

There are some obvious (and not so obvious) signs that someone is ready for the French kiss:

# Longer, slow kisses indicate the person may be ready to try a more passionate kiss,
# Slightly parted lips, or look for an increase in how wide your partner's lips are parted,
# Any tongue exposure, before or during the kiss,
# 'Deep' kissing, where the lips find their way deeper between the partner's,
# 'Moister' kissing- again, look for a change in kissing 'style'.



Ultimately, kissing is an art, not a science. Try it, follow your instincts - take it slowly, and you'll find out what you and your partner enjoy and don't enjoy along the way.

Your kissing preferences will change over time depending on your experience, the situation and your partner.

The more you kiss, the better you get at it - happy practicing.

i still need the tutorials o!!!

any willing tutors?

Load of HOGWASH !!!

Kissing tutorials my a$$ - u either know how to kiss or not! Period!

Bizl4Rizl:

Load of HOGWASH !!!

Kissing tutorials my a$$ - u either know how to kiss or not! Period!

looks like ur bad ass very bad at the work.

ninjabyte, i have just printed a copy of this article and ill keep it by my side as i kiss
nice one

Since i have no one to kiss, what do i practice with?

babycool:

Since i have no one to kiss, what do i practice with?

do u want to borrow me?

hmmmmmmm. . . . . .

Nice lecture guy.
I love d time u spent,at least i wont force no babe 2 kiss anymore,lol

But this SIMIBRAZIL sef,every1 seems to respect her,was she some angel or what??I beg some1 answer oo,every1 will be lyk 'if simi was ere. . .'.na so she good reach?

mmonwuba:

do u want to borrow me?

A bowl of vanilla and chocolate ice cream would be worth practing on, can you get me some?

Dunno the point of this thread, but one can safely conclude that iice has been sampled several times.

@iice, i hope ur mouth is still intact.

funny dude

Bizl4Rizl:

Load of HOGWASH !!!

Kissing tutorials my a$$ - u either know how to kiss or not! Period!

aproko!!! wetin be ya own? na you i dey ask for tutorial? beta people like iice and babycool and lamidebaby no talk, you come open that ya stinking mouth wey be like sagamu-benin expressway in a state of absolute disrepair to come dey yarn dust! yuou better go and buy some daily need toothpaste_{remember the advert back in the eighties?} and do it or else no wants to even think of doing it with you.

ode oshi, idiot, omugo, oponu, omo-to-yi-o-gbon; eni tá na'wo le lori to tun ra chalk. wooo, no let me finish you for here o! just take ya time.

Hmm na wa ooo. Na only kiss we dey talk about ooo. See as kasala come dey happen. If we begin yarn about the next step nko?
Abeg Bizl4Rizl, if ur galfriend don already classify ur case as "No Hope", no come dey poor sand sand for other people garri u hear. Better go back to the basics and start from scratch. Try ur pillow for starters.

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