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| 0 To 200 by Consultant(f): 10:06am On Apr 24, 2006 |
A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up. so surprise me!" He did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Nobody has seen or heard from him since. |
| Re: 0 To 200 by kajad(m): 10:23am On Apr 24, 2006 |
The bathroom scale go that fast? damn! and upon that he's missing Some suprise if you ask me   |
| Re: 0 To 200 by Z4M4eva(f): 11:18am On Apr 24, 2006 |
l.o.l |
| Re: 0 To 200 by diddy4(m): 4:50am On Apr 25, 2006 |
she wants something that will go from 0 to 200 in seconds, come on now, bathroom scale does more than that in a micro second. hahaha |
| Re: 0 To 200 by candyA(f): 9:45am On Apr 25, 2006 |
hi diddyit or i-didn't-do-it wot were u doin up @4am 2day. plz do learn to get ur beauty rest so ur ugly face dznt become fyn |
| Re: 0 To 200 by spikelord(m): 1:41pm On Apr 26, 2006 |
;d ;d ;d |
| Re: 0 To 200 by seunspice(m): 9:31am On Nov 27, 2007 |
he must have fled from 0 - 200 mph |
| Re: 0 To 200 by ituen(m): 5:55pm On Nov 27, 2007 |
I bet if Clemcykul or Sugar lips get on that scale, it shall read "to be continued" |
| Re: 0 To 200 by richo(m): 6:00pm On Nov 27, 2007 |
the fat bitch shud cum to me. ma dik charges from o to 200 in 3deconds  |
| Re: 0 To 200 by SugaLips(f): 8:45pm On Nov 27, 2007 |
@ituen, I can't believe you'd say that about me! I'm not fat  |
| Re: 0 To 200 by ituen(m): 4:12am On Nov 28, 2007 |
Suga_Lips: Shit i forgot to cancel her name out |
| Re: 0 To 200 by SugaLips(f): 7:21am On Nov 28, 2007 |
Ok, you know this is war! |
| Re: 0 To 200 by tessybaby(f): 9:44am On Nov 28, 2007 |
Suga_Lips: please forgive him for me @ituen i hope this ur recent quote is not refering to me i did not marry u for money |
| Re: 0 To 200 by saucekid(m): 1:05pm On Nov 28, 2007 |
*shoots ituen again for libelous and scandalous statements* chai, libelous and scandalous****oyinbo no go kill us for this land oooooo |
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